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My cousin likes watching TV.

I have a cousin. What does he like? Watching TV, I can hear Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat … every day, and my small eyes are fixed on it.

This day, he watched TV at his grandmother's house after school and got her permission. He ran into the room excitedly and turned on the TV. After a while, he smiled when he saw that Big Wolf was beaten away. After a while, he imitated the boiling sheep to fight. He took out his fist and hit forward, making a "hey hey" sound from time to time. After a while, he pretended to be a beautiful sheep and took a look in the mirror. There is nothing here, there is an advertisement there, and here it is again. He knows several cartoon channels like the back of his hand.

After finishing my homework, I hurriedly called my cousin: "Xuanxuan, let's play for a while and have a rest with our eyes." "No, no, I want to watch TV," he said. Grandpa is free, so he goes to Jessica Hester Hsuan and says, "Jessica Hester Hsuan, let's play chess!" ""Oh, no, watch TV! " He pursed his mouth, his eyes still wide open.

It's time for dinner. He reluctantly took the remote control. His thumb stops on the close button for a minute, and then presses it. Then, he ran out like a headless fly and flew to the bathroom like an arrow. Why? Go to the bathroom. Why? After watching TV for more than two hours, I have to go to the toilet.

Let's eat! Grandma cooked delicious soup and all kinds of delicious dishes. My cousin sat farthest from the TV, but he still didn't give up watching TV. Grandpa is watching the news, and grandma is serving soup to her cousin, drinking it in her mouth, but her eyes are glancing at the TV. When grandma doesn't pay attention, she turns her head away and looks very focused. Even the advertisements are the same. She can recite almost all the advertisements. Sometimes grandma calls when she sees him watching and says she won't listen, and he just watches, watches and watches.