Something you don't know about programmers?

Our imaginary programmers are: stupid, rich and unhealthy. However, this is not the case. Because Bian Xiao's programmer colleague is a healthy IT person with a lot of money but not stupid. Beida Jade Bird shared a few jokes to see the programmer's daily life. Programmers you don't know:

1, programmers are most annoyed by two things, one is that others want him to write documents for his own code, and the other is that other people's programs leave no documents.

2. The programmer asked the Zen master, "Master, I am in good health, with a good mind and everything. Why don't I have a girlfriend? " The Zen master smiled and replied, "The reason is simple, but if you want to know, you need to write a ja code first." The young man mused and finished writing. "Write another paragraph in C#." It's over. "Write another paragraph of php." It's over. "This is the reason."

A programmer's water pipe was broken, so he called a plumber to repair it. The plumber tinkered for an hour and finally repaired the pipe. He handed the programmer a bill from 600 yuan. 600 yuan!' The programmer was angry: "I can't make so much money as a programmer in one day!" " ""yes. " The plumber said quietly, "I'm a programmer, too." "

4. A programmer decided to practice calligraphy after retirement, so he bought Four Treasures of the Study with a lot of money. One day, after dinner, I was in a good mood, studied pen and ink, and ordered good sandalwood. Calm down for a moment, splash ink and solemnly write a line: helloworld!

When chatting online, if you want to express that the other person is a pig, most people will type "xxx, you pig." , programmers can enter xxx. isPig=TRUE .