Begging for jokes ~ ~ ~

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who had three daughters, all of whom were married. Every Mid-Autumn Festival night, they will go home with their husbands to visit their parents. This year, they came to Los Angeles for a reunion.

Soon dusk came and a full moon rose slowly. The whole family is sitting under the moon, ready to drink, eat vegetables, eat moon cakes and all kinds of fruits. At this time, the old father-in-law said that we seldom get together today. Let's make a poem. Everyone agreed.

Father-in-law said: My topic is to write a poem with four words: round, small, messy and quiet.

At this time, it was the eldest son-in-law of the county magistrate who said: The moon on the 15th is round and round, and after March, it will be half-missing, and the stars will come out in a mess, and the dark clouds will be silent. The old man speaks good poems, drinks and eats vegetables.

At this time, it was the scholar's second son-in-law who said: the fragrant moon cake is round, half of it is bitten off, the mouse comes out in a mess, and the old cat comes to be quiet. The old man speaks good poems, drinks and eats vegetables.

When it was the third son-in-law's turn, he was worried because he was illiterate and poor. At this time, his father-in-law came in and pulled it. When he looked at it, he suddenly said, my sister-in-law and mother-in-law are round, and one of them is less than half dead. They quarreled so much that they all died quietly!

The whole family was dumbfounded. ..............