Jokes about measuring samples

1, Question: Jasmine, sunflower, rose, which flower is the weakest? (Answer: Molly. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. )

2. Question: What is the pencil surname? (a: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil. )

3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most? (answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana). )

4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? (answer: eraser. Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. )

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? (answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

7. Question: Which historical figure owes the most? (Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet? (Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).

10, Question: Who runs fastest in history? (Answer: Cao Cao. Reason: Speak of the devil)

1 1 Question: Who is Mi's mother? (answer: flower reason: peanuts).

12, Question: What is white plus white? (answer: equal to the white rabbit, reason: Xiao Bai Er).

13, Question: 30-50 Which number is worse than the bear's stool? (Answer: 40. Reason: Facts speak louder than words. )

14, Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? (Answer: Wang Leehom Reason: Go in) Question: What should I do if I come out again? (Answer: Han Hong. Reason: Still coax)

Xiao Bai looks like his brother, so he plays an idiom. (answer: the reason is clear).

16, Question: Why is pear the hottest fruit? Answer: pears (ions) are hot.

17, q: who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world? (answer: robot cat. Reason: Because he always lends a helping hand to others! )。

18, q: who is the blackest cartoon character in the world? (answer: it is still a robot cat. Reason: Because he can't see his fingers).

19, a wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the ice sea, and what became after being fished out? (Answer: Betel nut)

20. Question: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow? (Answer: KFC (fast) Nicole Kidman (slow))