There are jokes that make girls happy.

Son: Dad, tell me a story.

Dad: OK. Once upon a time, there was a frog. ......

Son: No, I want to hear historical stories.

Dad: OK. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog. ......

№2

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who had a stupid son. One day, a friend came to visit the scholar. In order to show his talent, he decided to let his son entertain the guests, and specially taught him a few words: "If the guests ask you why our peach tree is missing? What did you just say? Let me cut and sell it? ; If he asks you why our fence is so messy. What did you just say? Destroyed by the chaos of war? ; If he asks you why our family is so rich, what do you say? Mom and dad earned it hard? ; If he asks you why you are so smart. What did you just say? Of course, our family has been like this for generations. ? "So the son went to entertain the guests.

The guest asked, "Where's your father?" The son replied, "I'll cut it and sell it!" " The guest was surprised and asked, "What about your mother?" The son replied, "The soldiers and horses are all useless!" The guest asks again: "Is there so much cow dung in front of your house?" The son proudly said, "My parents worked hard to earn it!" The guest asked angrily, "How can you say that?" The son proudly said, "Of course, our family has been like this for generations!" "

№3

A little boy was taken to the hospital by his mother. In order to make the little boy less nervous, the doctor pointed to his ear and teased him, "Is this your nose, little friend?"

The little boy looked at the doctor and turned to his mother seriously and said, "Mom, we need a new doctor."

№4

The mother once again called her son to get up: "Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up." You have heard the cock crow several times. "

"What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen. "

№5

A: "My wife and I had a big fight last night and threw all our food out of the balcony on the seventh floor. The result ... "

B: "What was the result?"

"The building where I live this morning is surrounded by a group of scientists who specialize in flying saucers."

№6

I have four children, all of whom are naughty. One day when I came home from work, the children made a lot of noise at home. My wife was very happy to see me back and said, "It's great that you finally came back."

I am glad to think that the children are afraid of me, but my wife went on to say, "Only you are the most obedient and obedient at home! Go and buy me a bag of salt. "

№7

Man: "Miss, you are as beautiful as a flower."

Woman: "Thank you."

Man: "Miss, you are as gentle as the moon."

Woman: "Thank you."

Man: "Miss, you are as pure as holy water."

Woman: "Thank you."

Man: "Miss, can you marry me?"

Woman: "You are as wordy as my husband!" "

№8

As soon as Mr. Smith checked a female patient and confirmed that she was pregnant, he said, "Mrs. Mary, I have good news for you."

"It's Miss Mary." Young ladies are more upright.

"Oh, Miss Mary," the doctor said quickly, "I have some bad news for you ..."

№9

The mother was very angry with her daughter.

"This is the modern young people!" She said to her friend. "I made a boyfriend when I was 0/6 years old, but I forgot my mother's 32nd birthday!"

№ 10

Women are ugly, but they love powder.

Every day before going out, she will put on a thick layer of powder.

People on the road will laugh when they see her.

But she said with a straight face, "I stopped laughing when you laughed, and the powder fell off."