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You should stop liking my funny words.

1. Can teenagers still love me after losing all their hair?

2. You are my sleeping pill, but it will fail occasionally, which makes me very uncomfortable and tormented.

When a man starts picking on you, it means he wants to say goodbye to you.

Girl, you can chew up your feelings and swallow them, and you are the king.

I can't promise to give you a perfect relationship, no arguments, no differences. But I can assure you that I will never leave as long as you insist.

6. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

7. You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured. I like you. This is a disease. There is no cure.

Girl, you should know that not everyone likes you and not everyone deserves your love.

9. Sometimes I send you some inexplicable information, which is not wrong, but I don't know what else to say.

10. Sometimes a wall is built. Actually, I don't want to shut everyone out, but I have to wait for someone who cares enough to tear down the wall

1 1. There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I would rather stay away from you.

12. I am most afraid that you will smile at me when I want to give up.

13. There will always be a person, because of his words, let your mood fall to the bottom; There will always be another person who will try his best to make you happy and forget your troubles.

14. Love can't be hidden. Shut your mouth and your eyes will say it.

15. I will miss you in my heart, in my dreams and when you are away.

Domineering love mood phrase: you don't like me, it's a disease, and you have to be cured!

1. Can teenagers still love me after losing all their hair?

2. You are my sleeping pill, but it will fail occasionally, which makes me very uncomfortable and tormented.

When a man starts picking on you, it means he wants to say goodbye to you.

Girl, you can chew up your feelings and swallow them, and you are the king.

I can't promise to give you a perfect relationship, no arguments, no differences. But I can assure you that I will never leave as long as you insist.

6. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

7. You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured. I like you. This is a disease. There is no cure.

Girl, you should know that not everyone likes you and not everyone deserves your love.

9. Sometimes I send you some inexplicable information, which is not wrong, but I don't know what else to say.

10. Sometimes a wall is built. Actually, I don't want to shut everyone out, but I have to wait for someone who cares enough to tear down the wall

1 1. There is smoke in the elevator. I would rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I would rather stay away from you.

12. I am most afraid that you will smile at me when I want to give up.

13. There will always be a person, because of his words, let your mood fall to the bottom; There will always be another person who will try his best to make you happy and forget your troubles.

14. Love can't be hidden. Shut your mouth and your eyes will say it.

15. I will miss you in my heart, in my dreams and when you are away.

Domineering love mood phrase: you don't like me, it's a disease, and you have to be cured!

16. Even if I give everything, I'm afraid I can't give you enough.

17. A person's world, a person's picture, a person's space, and a person living in a person's heart.

18. if you like it, you can chase it, if you break up, you can save it, and if you quarrel, you can make up. Love needs no face.

19. Did you have a nightmare? Well, what dream is not your dream?

20. Logger Vick can't cut down trees, and the wolf can't eat sheep, just as you will never love me.

2 1. Your deskmate likes you, and so does your deskmate. Suddenly I was stupid.

22. The person who really loves me will never leave me. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

23. Some words, the speaker moves his mouth and the listener is tempted.

I like that you take the initiative to find me, so I believe you won't bother me.

25. Anyone can catch your eye, but only that special person can catch your heart.

I will be prepared to meet you every time I go out, although I will never meet you.

27. A wonderful feeling is that a stranger has suddenly become your whole world. This feeling is called love.

28. How can I tell you that I miss you in the most common tone?

29. The key to happiness lies not in finding a perfect person, but in finding a person, working hard with him and establishing a perfect relationship.

30. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace anyone.

You don't like me. This is a disease. If you must be cured, you must be cured.

1. Long-lost names among tourists can't tell whether it is a surprise or a heartache. I hope you are all right.

Even if everyone says you are a liar, I believe you. I'm always on your side.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can hold up a sky for you.

4. Making a mistake is a temporary regret, and missing it is a permanent regret!

5, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

6. You don't like me. This is a disease. If it is cured, it must be cured.

7. You are jealous that others say you are excellent, and you are jealous that others say you are incompetent!

8. If everything could go back to childhood. I will take every step seriously.

9. Intercept those colorful glass balls and put them in the glass bottles I recall.

10, people always have to learn to hide their desires a little, and call those who want to spoil the game with themselves hypocrisy.

1 1, I want to talk about an open love, a love that parents agree, relatives know and friends bless. If possible, talk once, or don't start, or for life.

12, [If there were no internet, would we even miss good night?]

13. We are like moldy biscuits. Let's take a picture as a souvenir.

14, social experience is very general, and it is very simple to take care.

15, you left in such a hurry that I didn't have time to give you a hug.

You used to like me, but now you don't. That's my incompetence. I don't blame you.

First, the human eye can see objects a hundred paces away, but it can't see its own eyelashes. Only by truly understanding your own advantages and disadvantages can you accurately locate your life coordinates. When you realize your own shortcomings, it is the beginning of progress.

Second, tears, a liquid secreted by the lacrimal glands of the eyes when you are sad, sad or painful or happy, the secretion will change with the change of mood. If collected in large quantities, it may be possible to water flowers and grow grass. It is not clear whether it has nutritional value.

Third, if I can't get it and protect it in this life, I'd rather be lonely in this life.

Fourth, the only way to let yourself drift is to remember the following nine words: eat, sleep and love.

I want to be a gentle person, because I have been treated like that by gentle people, and I deeply understand the feeling of being treated like that.

6. Looking for the future in dreams and laughing at the helplessness of reality. When you can't retreat, when you stop hesitating, you will keep moving forward. Road, always there.

From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

Life is always pushed by many things. The more days you live, the less choices you have. Because I missed many opportunities to choose over the years. And more chains, because life has given you. So in the end, you seem to be free, but in fact you are busy and have no choice. But because of this, we should cherish every opportunity to choose. Change is a brand-new rebirth.

Nine, girls should work hard to live, study, keep fit, make beauty and make friends, but if all efforts are just to marry a good man, then even if there are more talents, it is difficult to win happiness. Because when you put your fate on a man, you are doomed to lose the initiative in life.

10. Many things you are insisting on have actually ended long ago. We always do. We don't insist on things that clearly have good results, but we insist on things that we can't see hope. What is even more frightening is that many people and feelings that are clearly over will make us wait stupidly and firmly. You know, the ending is impossible to change. So, stick to this kind of thing and leave it to the way out.

Don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will still rise even without you!

12. Happiness can't come from the sun. It is impossible to be truly happy by crying and shouting!

Thirteen, so, I think it is good for the elderly to dance square dance, which can prevent derailment. What phone fraud, what pyramid schemes, what insurance products to sell, as long as the music comes, the boundless horizon is my love, all of which will cool me down.

Fourteen, a woman, when she was young, she generally didn't care if there were warm men around her. They prefer men who can conquer the world. But she doesn't know that men who can conquer the world also want to conquer women all over the world!

Fifteen, the fate is not expensive, and the heart is sincere; No matter how long you are in love, you will cherish it. If you are really kind to a person, it doesn't matter whether you get something in return; Give a love silently, only care about the importance.

Sixteen, you used to like me, but now you don't like me. That's my incompetence. I don't blame you. Malfoy

17. Trees should not grow too fast. One-year-old children, firewood, three-year-old and five-year-old students, tables, chairs and benches will take ten years to become pillars. Therefore, we should dig deep and wait for the opportunity.

Eighteen, a lifetime is not long, and it may not be met in the next life. Please grasp and cherish the people around you now. If you miss it, maybe this life will be a regret forever.

Nineteen, I am not afraid that others will fail me, and I am afraid that you will delay yourself. The saddest thing in the world is to be disappointed by others and delayed by yourself.

Twenty, people in the rivers and lakes, involuntarily; People in marriage cannot but love; People can't help themselves in officialdom; People in the unit can't control themselves; People are in the world, and life is involuntary; Life is helpless, what is it for yourself? Enjoy life and be kind to yourself. You can't force others to love you, you can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

Twenty-one, the age is not young, what should I do? Don't plunge into your beautiful sadness, while desperately drilling in and calling for help.

Twenty-two, are you like this? Easily satisfied, more easily injured; There is always a feeling of being ignored; Pay far more than you get; Very stubborn, used to the cold war; Laugh happily in front of others, but feel lonely when you are alone; Quiet in front of strangers, fooling around in front of friends; Sitting in front of the computer, I don't know what to do, but I don't want to turn it off; Don't like waiting, but always wait; Often in a daze. It's okay. You just value feelings too much.

Twenty-three, love makes people forget time, and time will make people forget love. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today. Please believe that the lost things have never really belonged to you.

When you see a sentence, prepare to say to yourself from time to time: admit it when you are wrong, and shut up when you are right.

Twenty-five-year-old, standing in the wind and rain for countless times, letting the wind blow away those endless heartache, the rain man washed away those thousand-year-old pains until he was numb, his heart was slightly blue, and his eyes were faintly crystal clear, he said with a smile. The beauty in the storm is unforgettable. After being injured for many years, I always feel refreshed when I recall it.