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Happiness is knocking on the door when you come home from get off work instead of looking for the cold key yourself

1. Sometimes even if you are misunderstood, you don’t explain it, because no matter how many explanations you give, it will just cover up the facts in your eyes.

2. Please don’t pretend to be nice to me. I’m stupid and will take it seriously.

3. You may have misunderstood, but I have long been used to the feeling of being misunderstood.

4. The world is wonderful because of the missing string in our minds.

5. To make love simple, it is best to select the right partner for you. A person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love back will naturally make love easier. In this way, the two of them usually don't need to guess their thoughts or worry about their whereabouts; they don't have to be afraid of being irritated unintentionally, and they don't have to doubt the motives for doing anything. There is a little care between two people, but they won't get entangled; there is a little miss between two people, but they won't be sad.

6. When leaving a relationship, those things that were once beautiful become painful. After a while, those painful things become beautiful again.

7. Although I say it doesn’t matter whether you win or not, don’t get me wrong. I have no intention of losing at all!

8. Some pain can be shown on your face and let others know it; some pain can only be endured alone in your heart. Sometimes, what is engraved on the heart is more painful than what is written on the face, because it damages your bone marrow and spirit. We often pay attention to those who are suffering on their faces and show unstinting compassion and generosity; but we ignore or even be indifferent to those who are suffering in their hearts. The hardest thing in the world is not to lend a helping hand, but to enter the hearts of others.

9. Don’t wait until I change before you say you miss the old me.

10. Count the fallen leaves in front of the door, listen to the sound of rain outside the window, and the sound of wading through the water sounds this time. Is your heart soaked by the rain still the same?

11. Some unintentional remarks are always mistaken for the inside story of the relevant person.

12. If you look back frequently, you can’t care about the road ahead; if you don’t concentrate on the road, how can you go far.

13. Misunderstandings can be cultivated intentionally or encountered unintentionally. Either way requires understanding and tolerance to resolve.

14. Interesting people can taste the smell of roses in a bowl of porridge.

15. Happiness is knocking on the door when you come home from get off work instead of looking for the cold key yourself.

16. How good is he, that he deserves to be so devoted to you? In fact, he is not good at anything, even useless. But what does it matter? As long as I love him, he is the best.

17. Many flavors in life cannot be savored until you reach an age. But once you understand, everything is far away.

18. A flower blooms with two sides, and life is between Buddha and demon.

19. Sometimes you have to jump out of the window and grow wings as you fall.

20. The whole reason why I have lived until now is to be able to say to you at this moment, I love you, and I will always protect you behind you.

21. The cruelest thing in the world is not not meeting the person you love, but meeting and eventually missing it; the saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn’t love you, It's that after he loved you, he didn't love you in the end.

22. I know something heartbreaking, but I don’t want to tell it because I’m afraid of losing it.

23. The world is different from imagination. I know that I am full of shortcomings and flaws, but there are still people who are willing to love me and tolerate me, which makes me more courageous to face those cold moments. The world is indeed different from what we imagined, and we have learned to cherish and be grateful.

25. People often misunderstand themselves, thinking that they are nostalgic and long-term, but in fact they are just not living a good life now.

26. There are only two emotions in the world that can be called romantic: one is called mutual affection, and the other is called forgetting each other in the world; what we have to do is to strive to be with the person we love most. , forgetting each other in the world with the person I love the most.

27. Rule 1 of Friendship: Try not to make your friends feel lonely. So, feel free to annoy them if you have anything to do.

28. I wish I was still a child.

No broken hearts, no painful tears. Common sad and helpless sentences about forgetting to bring the keys when you get home from work

Sad and helpless sentences about forgetting to bring the keys when you get home from work Part 1

1. We have come so far that I forgot why I set out. A future that cannot be entered is a hometown that cannot be returned to.

2. Because of time, there is a distance between us. Yours is as if nothing has happened, and mine is helpless and lonely.

3. When people are on the springboard, the most difficult thing is not the moment when they jump off, but the struggle, helplessness and worry about gains and losses in their hearts before jumping off. We thought we couldn't jump over it, so we closed our eyes, mustered up the courage, and jumped over it.

4. When you are happy, you like to listen to melodious and cheerful songs; when you are sad, you like to listen to sad and poignant rhythms; when your heart is cold, you like to listen to sad and cool melodies.

5. When a loneliness is looking for another loneliness, there is a desire for love. However, can two lonely people get rid of loneliness when they come together? The ineradicability of loneliness makes love a never-ending pursuit. Those who run on this endless road will eventually see through the limits of little love.

6. Don’t rely, there are no free shoulders; don’t shrink, there are many people who add insult to injury; don’t bow your head, there is no gold on the ground. The world is a big place, and there is no need to dig into it. If you can't squeeze into the world, don't squeeze in. If you change your perspective, you will be able to achieve more.

7. Some things make us helpless, and some things make us helpless. No matter how difficult it is, whether we can get through it depends on our confidence in ourselves.

8. I wish that when I was sad and helpless, I would raise my head and you would be right in front of me.

9. On a lonely night, I am the only one who keeps walking, walking through a season of prosperity; walking through a season of desolation; the exchange of seasons after seasons; tears falling one after another; people I feel haggard again and again; my heart is torn apart again and again.

10. When we were together, we didn’t know how to love, so we would bring too much harm to each other. When one day, we learned how to love, the person we loved most had disappeared. In the vast sea of ????people, only the four seasons and the passing of time are reproduced.

11. A person walks from the street to the end of the street, feeling empty in his heart.

12. In difficult and helpless moments, please remember that the person who can be by your side will always be the person who loves you the most because in happy and happy moments, you cannot tell who is the person who truly loves you

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13. Whenever I encounter difficulties, I will think that at least I am not dead yet. If I am not dead, there is still hope.

14. I looked helplessly at the sky, imagining that my laughter was as miserable as my tears.

15. How many people deliberately turned off their mobile phones out of anger and couldn’t help but turn them on, only to find that there was nothing. They thought they were so important to them, only to realize in the end that they were a joke. Stop talking. You're stupid, people don't care about you.

16. You are so lonely but you say it is freedom.

17. If no one cooks my morning porridge, I will fill myself with late-night wine. Part 2 of sad and helpless sentences about forgetting to bring the keys home from get off work

18. People who can’t be together don’t love each other, but they can’t love anymore.

19. Time tells us that the words we have said do not matter, and the people we have loved can be changed again.

20. People feel very homesick when they are sick, especially when there is no one around to take care of them, and they feel helpless. Plus, I feel aggrieved. Think about it, how can I bear this all by myself? Two days

21. People who are still listening to the radio at midnight always feel lonely. It was late at night, but the souls of these people were awake. They can clearly feel the helplessness and loneliness deep in their souls.

22. Loneliness is not scary, but what is scary is that you refuse all company.

23. Life is about breaking free from confusion, and there will be new confusions, requiring us to continue to break free.

24. The past is the past, and the present is still the present.

25. Everyone has different situations, everyone has his own life, that’s all.

26. Missing is causing trouble. I am obviously very sad, but I am so stubborn that I don’t say a word about it, just because I don’t even have the qualifications to miss.

27. Is everyone confused in the world watching the dancing snowflakes? There is a gap in everyone’s soul, so we keep searching. Life is a process of searching. There is sweetness and bitterness, loneliness and helplessness in it.

28. I tried my best to get you to pay attention to me, but in the end I realized that I was too pretentious.

29. On sleepless nights, sit quietly on the balcony. I feel depressed, under great pressure, and my work keeps me in a depressed state. I want to get something from my relationship, but with low emotional intelligence, I not only fail to be happy, but actually make my mood even worse! Not only does it make you feel bad, but it also hurts the people you love! Sorry, sorry, sorry! I feel so helpless and want to go home! So tired! So tired! Shed some tears, it’s okay, there’s no one around, shedding some tears will make you feel better!

30. Regard hard work as a necessity of life, and continue calmly even if there is no hope of harvest. When you are confused, just work hard, regardless of whether you gain something or not.

31. Those days when we can laugh and cry as much as we want, those days when we stubbornly keep looking up at the sky, we will never go back when we turn around.

32. There is no unwounded person in this world. The only one who can truly heal you is yourself.

33. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that cannot be shed are the most aggrieved. Sadness can be savored slowly by one person; sadness can be endured by one person.

34. No one can help you throughout your life. If you want to have a wonderful and magnanimous journey, you can only be independent and strong. Part 3 of sad and helpless sentences about forgetting to bring your keys when you get home from get off work

35. It’s okay, swallow all the pain and bear it on your own, I have to be strong.

36. People are ultimately lonely and helpless between heaven and earth. If you can really face life, old age, illness and death, you will truly understand that there is nothing to cling to in this world.

37. Lonely longing hides a pale desolation, a person's heart, helpless betrayal, helpless dedication, how much bravery, cannot express a person's heart, how many emotions are still trying to be strong.

38. I don’t know what is missing, but I always feel that I am not as happy as before.

39. I must admit that most of my life is lonely, and trying to grow up is the best game that can be played in loneliness.

40. Life is helpless and reality is cruel, so I have no choice but to work.

41. Those things that we once thought we never forget are forgotten by us in the process of never forgetting them. (Author: Guo Xiaosi)

42. When you are alone, you will always find a quiet corner to relieve the breathless feeling of being oppressed by life.

43. Returning to the city I betrayed with wounds, the only person who accepted me was my own shadow. I lower my head and touch my own shadow. You are the only one who will never leave me.

44. It has been unable to say anything and can only watch silently and helplessly, because it is just a fish, a thoughtful but weak loser. It's a bit sad to leave the world without a chance to reach out for anything, and even the quiet happiness that I strived for in the end was deprived of me.

45. You can’t owe others, you can only pay them back. What’s the point of working more? What can I do if I say less?

46. I give up on this relationship and let you go. Although I still can't forget it, I still feel heartache, and I still think of you, but I understand that wishful thinking has a beginning and an end.

47. Three parts lonely, seven parts proud.

48. Every shining person has survived one unknown dark night after another. That is what is truly worthy of our possession and admiration.

49. Be stronger, believe in yourself, be firm, believe in your own feelings, set a goal, no matter how small it is, you will not be confused.

50. It’s better to be alone than to make do. Talk about the happiness of having food to eat when you get home from work every day

Talk about the happiness of having food to eat when you get home from work every day (Part 1)

1. A person who is truly connected with food People, even if it is a piece of fat, will always have beautiful memories of food.

2. A dozen people were sitting at the dining table, but the room was eerily quiet.

The food has been served. It is as sweet as grandma's cooking, but it lacks that familiar and special taste. My sister-in-law, who usually talks the most, couldn't hold it in anymore. He said, "I'll never eat mom's cooking again!" My sister-in-law glared at him fiercely. There was a low sob coming from around the dinner table. After the meal, everyone started "entertaining" as usual. But it no longer has the comfort and comfort of the past.

3. People who are most likely to get hungry are usually fat. This is because there is an idiom called: The hungriest and the heaviest...

4. The happiest thing is to come home after being out for a long time. There's nothing better than cooking a home-cooked meal for your family.

5. I have had a habit since I was a child, that is, I always eat without leaving anything. One time, a friend and I each ordered a portion of sour bean fried rice. My friend, who had a small appetite, only ate half of it and was full, but I kept eating until the plate was empty. When paying the bill, the boss looked at my friend's plate at the dinner table and said, "Your sour beans and fried rice are five yuan." Then he looked at my plate, frowned and asked, "What did you eat?"

6. I have almost never tasted the specialties of Yunnan. There are reasons for the degradation of appetite at plateaus, reasons for spiritual victory, and so on. I can no longer recall those smells. Maybe a little spicy, maybe a little sour. Perhaps, specious.

7. Happiness is having a hot meal to eat when you get home from get off work, then applying a facial mask and having a good sleep.

8. The family was sitting for lunch. He Chenyi and her grandma were sitting side by side. Chenchen touched her grandma’s feet with her little feet. Chenchen said: "Hello little feet, hello! Hello!"

9. Milk at seven o'clock, tea at three o'clock, and smoke from the kitchen at six o'clock called me home.

10. It was school that made me understand the temptation of going home...

11. I can go home tomorrow night, probably because I feel wronged and want to go home and eat delicious food But I know very well that after two days back, I will start to miss living alone again

12. Do it yourself, have enough food and clothing, eat well, and live well.

13. I hope that for the rest of our lives, we can be reunited with our families, eat the most delicious food, and live the happiest life.

14. Home-cooked meals are the most delicious, and eating with your family is the happiest.

15. I have eaten too many snacks recently and have not eaten well. I can eat something delicious when I go home tomorrow.

16. It’s time for dinner again at midnight.

17. We owe too much to our parents at home, we miss our brothers too much, we reminisce too much about the food at home, we long for the warmth of home too much, the journey home, We run together and return home happily, I wish you a happy return.

18. Go home, honor your parents, behave as usual, and be healthy is the happiest, a married couple.

19. Today is the Laba Festival. According to traditional customs, after drinking the delicious Laba porridge, we will start preparing for the New Year.

20. I am happiest when I sleep until I wake up naturally every day. I have home-cooked meals and I feel full when I meet my friends to play mahjong in the afternoon. Talk about the happiness of having food to eat when you get home from get off work every day (Part 2)

21. Three meals, four seasons, no need to be in a hurry.

22. Every time I go home, my parents always greet me from afar, calling warmly to come and take over the package. The neighbors on the road also greeted me cordially, and the parents chatted briefly. After passing "Damaoling", we arrived at "Candle Pond", which is a three-acre pond with a natural spring in the middle, which can supply water for two waterwheels. The spring water is clear and sweet and will not dry up all year round. Later, under the leadership of my father, the villagers built a well with rubble and cement to supply domestic water for the entire village. Every year when the New Year's bell rings, my father will go to carry the "head-carrying water". It is said that grabbing the "head-carrying water" will bring good luck in the year.

23. If you never come back, that home will be your own world

24. Because you get a love, you have a destination; because you build a nest, you feel warm A generation of memories; because of changing a house, a lifetime of dreams came true; because of you, I was intoxicated by love for three generations; sleeping on the pillow during life and death, lying in a hole in the spring, living and dying, with you, home, and happiness. Light rain, light thoughts, light life. Life is easy; life is easy; life is not easy.

Life is flowing smoothly, and the couple has been together for a hundred years. I often miss home when I go out to raise a family. I am always looking forward to returning home. The warmest thing in the world is the care of your family.

25. The happiest meal in the world is not enjoying luxurious cuisine in a high-end restaurant, but having a home-cooked meal with the person you love.

26. Sitting together with family members, chatting and laughing, the fragrance is overflowing, and love wipes away fatigue and nourishes the wandering soul.

27. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food. Food is really soothing. You must eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!

28. Do you think that someone who talks to you late at night is just for a meal? In fact, he wants to ask you to talk about life!

29. Lanling fine wine and tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light. ——"A Guest Trip" by Tang·Li Bai

30. My husband must be careful not to hurt his body when he drinks. This will make me feel bad.

31. After a week of enjoying the happy life of having someone at home waiting to get off work, there is hot food to eat when you get home.

32. If you enjoy cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle, you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time. ——"About Wine" by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty

33. Sometimes I really want to go home and have a hot meal to eat when I get off work late.

34. The good days are over, my parents are gone, I have no hot food to eat when I get home, and I have to start to rely on myself again.

35. Hou Yi, your mother told you to go home and shoot the sun. It’s so hot.

36. I’m so hungry. My dad likes fried rice with eggs, but I like to eat soup. Water noodles. But it’s nighttime and I can’t burn both.

37. Some people eat glutinous rice in the dormitory, but some people have gone home to eat delicious food

38. Are you tired of being ambiguous with so many people? Should you go back when you are tired? Home

39. The starting point is the ticket to go home, the end is the smile of your loved ones, the wind and snow accompany you on the long road, and the warmth accompanies your heart. All the children in the world go home well. They are worried and take their hearts out. Happy blessings come together. Happy family smiles, happy Spring Festival runs all over the streets, a wonderful life comes in advance, I wish you good luck on your journey! I wish you a happy home!

40. "It's time to eat! It's time to eat!" This is what my mother called me again, while my father and grandpa were having dinner. "Wow! It smells so good! What day is it today? How can you cook so many delicious meals?" I asked my mother again. "What's wrong? It doesn't work? If it doesn't work, don't eat it." Mom said. When eating, dad and grandpa talked while eating. As for me, I was eating and playing at the same time. As for my mother, she was eating silently. Dad and grandpa were chatting and laughing. Half an hour passed, and my parents and grandpa had already finished eating. As for me, I slowly ate aside. No matter whether they eat quickly or slowly, they have to wait until I finish eating before washing the dishes. Grandpa went inside to watch the news after dinner; Dad smoked in the living room. Mom was washing the dishes, so I went into the house and immersed myself in my homework... An excerpt from a happy copy about having food to eat when you get home from work

Part 1 of a happy copy about having food to eat when you get home from get off work

1. I am happiest when I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, have home-cooked meals, and play mahjong with my friends in the afternoon.

2. This watermelon is big and round, like a big ball. Its skin is green in color with black patterns on it. Cut the watermelon and the red flesh is immediately exposed. At the same time, The watermelon juice dripped out, and I saw black melon seeds embedded in the pulp. At this time, my mouth was already watering with greed, and I wanted to take a bite right away to quench my thirst.

3. Now my thoughts have become very pure, I just want to go home and have a hot meal.

4. I hope that I can be normal for a period of time, not sad, lethargic, or tired, eat on time, read once a day when I have time, work smoothly, save some money, and lose weight.

5. A dozen people were sitting at the dining table, but the room was eerily quiet. The food has been served. It is as sweet as grandma's cooking, but it lacks that familiar and special taste. My sister-in-law, who usually talks the most, couldn't hold it in anymore. He said, "I'll never eat mom's cooking again!" My sister-in-law glared at him fiercely. A low sob could be heard from around the dinner table. After the meal, everyone started "entertaining" as usual. But it no longer has the comfort and comfort of the past.

6. We care about family members, we know family affection, care about hometown, we know how to miss, care about homeland, we reminisce about our childhood, care about returning home, feel the expectations in the car, the impatient mood, and the desire from the bottom of our hearts, May you recall the warmth of home and enjoy your journey.

7. You have been working for a day. You are tired, you are tired, and you have no time to play. Hey, I know you are tired. I am here to send you my blessings. Come on, Take a deep breath, get rid of the boredom of the day, and be happy forever.

8. Lunch at home is a home-cooked meal. Although it is simple, it is the happiest time to eat. Stewed pork ribs with sauerkraut, spinach and eggs, minced garlic chrysanthemum, fried soybeans, and homemade pancakes.

9. Happiness is that my mother read books all afternoon, my brother read books all afternoon, I read books all afternoon, and grandma cooked home-cooked meals. This is the happiest moment.

10. We should cherish our current life, cherish every day, cherish every moment of reunion with our families, and do what we want to do now, not to mention that the future will be long.

11. As a foodie. Eat snacks not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely again!

12. When I was a kid, when I bought something outside, I would always tell my parents a high price when I came home. Now when I buy something, I always tell my parents a very low price when I come home. Yes

13. A person who is truly connected with food will have beautiful memories of food, even if it is a piece of fat.

14. Haven’t you come back yet? I’m just used to thinking about you at this time. I feel distracted when I can’t see you. Can you come back early to accompany me?

15 .Home-cooked meals are the happiest. I hope that many years from now, I will look back happily.

16. Coming home from get off work and having dinner with your husband is really the happiest moment every day. I want to cook as soon as I'm home, and I don't feel tired at all.

17. I really want to go home and go to the bathhouse to take a bath and steam. Compared with wanting to go home and eat delicious food, taking a bath seems to be a little more urgent

18. On the way home, I am accompanied by joy and surrounded by happiness. What else is needed? My friends wish me well to transport you. May your return be safe and auspicious. May your return be smooth. I send you greetings and have a happy journey home.

19. I have saved money all my life. I haven’t bought a car or a house, but I just want to buy a full banquet.

20. Because of a love, I have a destination; because of building a nest, I warm the memories of a lifetime; because of changing a house, I realize a lifelong dream; because of you, I am intoxicated with love for three generations; Sleeping on my pillow during life, sleeping in a cave and spring when I die, inseparable in life and death, with you, home, and happiness. Light rain, light thoughts, light life. Life is easy; life is easy; life is not easy. Living a smooth life, a happy marriage for a hundred years and a long life. I often miss home when I go out to raise a family. I am always looking forward to returning home. The warmest thing in the world is the care of your family. Part 2 of a happy copywriting about having food to eat when you get home from get off work

21. There are many varieties of watermelons, including sweet seedless melons; explosive melons with extra crispy skin; and watermelons with extra water content. Melons; and small and exquisite phoenix melons.

22. I am always wandering between being full and full.

23. Happiness is having a hot meal to eat when you get home from get off work, then applying a facial mask and having a good sleep.

24. Ordinary happiness. Go home and have a hot meal to eat. Even when my parents-in-law went out to eat, they cooked meals for us.

25. Do it yourself, have enough food and clothing, eat well, and live well.

26. The joy after converting the dialect into text is so overwhelming that I want to go home to Baolong to eat delicious food! !

27. I have gone home and eaten delicious food these past two days. I have to control my weight next week. I am still the same person who vowed not to lose weight and give birth to a son who is not as tall as me. By the way, going to work makes people obese

28. Huan Huan ate late at night, two bags of Yi noodles, four slices of ham, and a can of Coke, which was delicious.

29. How much sorrow can there be in life, just like a pot of ribs soup flowing.

30. I wanted to have a hot meal to eat after get off work, but after I bought it, I thought I would have to wash vegetables and dishes to eat alone, and laziness made me give up cooking.

31. Every meal is the most complete cure for a tired soul.

32. I went to eat after get off work yesterday, and it was almost 10 o'clock when I got home. I was so desperate that I opened Deyun Douxiaoshe and read the 10th issue. I couldn't help but read them all. Look, I stayed up until two o'clock again, and I was planning not to eat for the whole day.

33. I hope delicious food can meet me soon.

34. Sometimes I feel that the happiest thing is to be able to eat the simplest home-cooked meals. Maybe it feels like home.

35. No matter what kind of seafood Teppanyaki, as long as there is minced garlic, it will be so delicious that it will make people salivate.

36. Today is the Laba Festival. According to traditional customs, after drinking the delicious Laba porridge, we will start preparing for the New Year.

37. A family of three, having a home-cooked meal, sitting in front of the TV and watching TV together is the happiest thing I have ever experienced.

38. Simple happiness is having someone pick you up from get off work every day, having hot meals to eat when you get home, and having a little cotton-padded jacket bring you water to soak your feet.

39. Among all the purple shrimps, Huyang is unique. It is produced in four seasons and is most beautiful in autumn. The pair of pincers are bulged with thick beards, and they are used to draw spears. He bowed before King Tang and was granted the title of Marquis of Zhu Yi. Therefore, the food on the plate is listed with the same treasures. Garlic friends are on blind dates every day, and melon friends are with you every day. It is both famous as Diao Shi Diao and also known as Hook Shi Gou. We visited each other at the same time and agreed to stay for a few days. I hate drinking so much delicious food, but this is the only thing that resonates with me. Don't let the coming years last forever and let your imagination run wild. Holding the cup in my hand, I am in reverie, my mouth is drooling. Feng Shuang entrusted the two carps to ask for help from afar. Hu Yinjun is generous, is he willing to share the favor or not?

40. I used to think that earning a lot of money and eating delicacies would be the perfect match for happiness. Only later did I realize that being able to sit with my family and enjoy the light was the life I longed for.