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The classic quotation comes from Sébastien Japrisot's The Long Engagement.

Introduction to long-term engagement

19 17 1 7/7 On a snowy night, the German and French armies confronted each other in the "Twilight Bingo" trench and suddenly launched an unprecedented tragic attack. Among them, five injured French soldiers were abandoned in no man's land with their hands tied behind their backs. ...

Seven years later, people gradually forgot them, but there was a beautiful girl who was inconvenient to walk. She believes that the mind will bring spiritual understanding. She refused to accept the bad news of her lover's death and persistently embarked on the long road of finding her lover. She has experienced many setbacks in the past seven years. She has gone through a life full of lies, scams, coincidences and sympathy, and always let fate bring her to the door of truth. Every step closer to the truth, her heart is more and more fragmented, but her firm belief, urgent hope and stubborn investigation have gradually made her discover the little-known truth behind the cruel punishment. However, can she find her fiance again? ...

In the ice and snow near the end of World War I, five French soldiers were sentenced to death by their own military commission on charges of self-mutilation and left in front of enemy trenches to die. The youngest is less than 20 years old, and his name is Manecke. He has a childhood fiancee, Mathilde. With unparalleled love for Manecke, and because she believed that this love brought her telepathy, Mathilde refused to accept the bad news of her lover's death. She was born with a disability in her right foot and launched a visit that might be futile. Time flies in Zhejiang, and she also encounters many setbacks. She has gone through a life full of lies, scams, coincidences and sympathy, and has always let fate send her to the door of truth. Will she see her fiance again?

Brief introduction of the author

French writer Sébastien Japrisot.

Sébastien Japrisot was born in 193 1. Many of his award-winning works have been translated into many languages and made into movies. French media praised him as a female spokesperson and a great contemporary romantic novelist. He once said, "Women who suffer especially shine." His writing touches people's hearts and digs out people's complex feelings, which is quite fascinating. He has written many books, such as Appearing in the Rain, Women's Emotions and Summer Black Boy.

Classic quotations in the book

1, the incredible things in life are not absolutely absurd, and the things that touch people's hearts don't need to be impassioned.

The cruelest thing about human nature is that they can always imagine more cruel tricks and enjoy them.

3. Love is like this. How much happiness there is, how much pain there is, no matter where or when anyone is no exception.

You can't live without making fun of your own sufferings. Because only ridicule can challenge suffering.

We can't fight the war, no matter life or death. We just do our best. There is only one master in this universe, and that is time.

Classic quotations from Victoria Heathrow

1. Happiness in the eyes of others will not be your own happiness, but the shy satisfaction buried in your heart that you don't want to say is your real happiness. island

Loneliness does not mean loneliness, even in a crowd, it may be lonely. island

3. There is no pain, no suffering, and no special happiness. They are just close-ups of his quiet old age, reflecting everything he experienced in the last century. island

4. What about hope? In the interweaving of beauty and ugliness, accompanied by disease and despair, only hope, like the warm sun, illuminates the road to despair. island

If they can't control their own lives, we should at least give them dignity.

6. It's safer to live in the moment without fantasy, and don't worry about disappointment. island

7. Spinach The best winter has passed for many years, and the most splendid spring has come. Wildflowers not only spread a carpet on the northern hillside of the island, but also emerged from every crack in the rock and wrapped it. The whole island has absorbed this feeling of rebirth. island

8. He put his arm around Guiorguis's shoulder, and the old man held his head in his hand. Big tears spilled down and splashed on his dirty shoes, and the sand at his feet was wet and black.

9. They are just close-ups of resigned quiet old age, and they are the reflection of everything he experienced in the last century. island

10. Now its huge window is like an open mouth, facing the sea breeze, and the wires hang down from the ceiling, like clusters of tangled spaghetti. It is almost the saddest building of all houses. island

1 1. Now the truth comes out and the wound is exposed to the air, but it may heal in the end. island

12. This is not a fairy tale. She can't choose some chapters and ignore some. If she is too careful, the true story may never be known. island

13. The real story can only be told by those photos that have disappeared. There may not be any photos at all. The story of life can never be told by these carefully framed or neatly preserved photos in the envelope. island

14. It's noon, everything is quiet and no soul is disturbed. island

15. As long as you forget a person's appearance and know that you will never see him again, he is dead, understand? At least he may be dead. line

Quoted from Sebast sauce

Once 1 refuses to believe, you will never enter the door of God again.

That's necessary. Whenever the king makes good use of the pieces in his hand, he can live to the end. He can use knights and queens. Although the fragmented bodies are piled up under his throne, he must not fall. Because if the king falls, the game is over.

Yes, my Lord. This seems to be the most classic sentence |||

If this is your wish, I will follow you to the ends of the earth. Even if the throne collapses, the glittering crown rots, and countless bodies pile up, I will stay with Wang Jingjing until the general's voice rings.

Balder, we have enough black charcoal at home ... (to the chef who always cooks food)

6 "Humans are easily tempted. When they stand in the abyss of hell and despair, if there is spider silk in front of them to escape from there, they will definitely hold on to it. "

As a deacon of the Fadom Haine family, you can't even do this level?

Recently, the performance of firearms has been improved, which is much worse than that of 100 years ago.

Like a caterpillar, it is sad and beautiful, and it is really suitable for you who are weak. What Schell said in the face of kidnapping ... but ... about caterpillars ... why do I feel a little sick? ^^|||)

10 I am a loyal servant of the young master.

1 1 I'm not interested in artificial garbage because I'm a demon and a deacon. (The second half of the sentence should be a translation problem ... hmm ~ it should be a pun problem caused by the similar Japanese pronunciation of "I'm just a deacon" and "I'm a devil deacon" ~ ... In fact, my Japanese is very poor ... so far it's a half guess ||).

12 As long as the young master keeps his promise forever, I am his loyal dog. (actually, I want to say that Shel seems to be a dog, too-the queen's watchdog ~)

13 sacrifice. Wish. I am bound by my master's contract. Until his soul disappears. Until I get my soul from him. ).

14 don't commit suicide, because it is more troublesome to clean up after blood is spilled.

15 wherever it is. I'm all around young master. Until the end.

16 I will always serve my master. (This sentence was said by Xiao Sai when Shel was upset. It's a deal ~)

17 cannot escape the devil.

Wherever you go, I will follow you forever. Even if my body is destroyed, I will not leave your side and go to the end of hell together.

19 I won't lie, I won't be like a human being. (Actually, he lied only after reading comics @ @)

20 "Have a safe trip"-to "Jack the Ripper", after Schell gives the order.

2 1 Just ask me and I will be your pawn and your sword. All you need is a word, and my pawn will become a sword. ).

Death should quietly take away people's souls;

Deacons should follow their masters everywhere;

Contrary to the bad taste of their aesthetic feeling,

That's clear. It makes me sick. -Sebastian's "preaching" to the red-haired god of death ...

Now this body, soul and even every hair belongs to its owner. As long as the contract continues, we must obey his orders, which is the deacon's aesthetics.

Although I don't like being stepped on, stepping on people is really enjoyable.

If it's just an ordinary fight, I'm still quite confident. It's time to fight death @@

26 "Unfortunately, there is a charge for the latter"-Death said after watching the subtitles of his life in the past two years. ...

I'm just a deacon. (mantra)

28 is ambiguous again ... I like to say things with unclear meaning that I don't understand-this is the so-called person!

Cheng Anya's aesthetic quotations

10. I think your hands are sore at the thought of this. —— Ye Sanshao 1 1. "Thirty-six?" Cheng Anya a smile, gentle tone, "are so old, still come after me? I know, old cucumbers are painted green, yes, act young! " -Anya 12. "Didn't I tell you not to laugh? When our mother and son can't live, I'll let you go out and laugh. " -Anya 13. Ye Yutang glared and laughed: "How dare an insignificant woman hit the master of MSN? Who is spoiled by temper and so bold, Ye Chen, is this your man? " Ye Chen's eyes sank, and he was overbearing and arrogant. "What do you think of my pet?" -Ye Sanshao 14. "Throw yourself? There are always three leaves. My girl's vision is 5.2, no myopia and no astigmatism. Even if I want to throw myself at her, she will find a comparison. A purer man, I suggest you look at yourself in the toilet. If you look like a butterfly, don't come out to hook up with women. Beware of a female ghost knocking at the door in the middle of the night! " Anya is 26 years old. Ningning cocked her head and pink lips reminded her, "People say that education is a very precious thing. Usually lock the safe and take it out to dry when you have time. " -Small milk bag

27. "You, very good!" Ye Sanshao squeezed three words through his teeth. Cheng Anya deliberately pretended not to understand his staccato and smiled guiltily. "Thank you, just so-so!" Leaves three little only feel blood straight at the forehead, want to strangle her. "Why do I fall in love with you? Shit! " "I'm also curious why I have a crush on you. I can't even cook. What can you do besides that face? Sure enough, people don't understand teenagers! " Cheng Anya retorted indifferently, quarreled, yes, quarreled again! Cheng Anya: I don't know why I said I had a crush on you in the first place. I didn't even have to say anything to annoy her. -a Xiao Zhi's "Hundreds of millions of him failed to pass your wife's buy one get one free"

Cheng Anya: Baby Zuo Kai, I miss you so much.

Little Milk Bag: After that, Mimi, the baby misses you, too. Little Milk Bag: You are a lot like Dad, but it's quite sensational here. I have seen it thousands of years later. Cheng Anya: After Tu Zaizai, there was a meeting, right? Let's make peace in order to get a good shot. Yes, Shao: Ningning, you should be careful over there. When you are on the other side, you should be careful. This is a classic method of picking up girls collected by our family. Cheng Anya: "..." Ningning: Dad is like the wind, and you are strong. -An Xiaozhi's Hundreds of Million Women in China Buy One Get One Free Cheng Anya: Don't you know? He didn't let you go public. That's for the nanny. -a Xiao Zhi's "Hundreds of millions of him failed to pass your wife's buy one get one free"

Ningning sold her mommy, and Mommy counted the money for Ningning. "Cheng Anya kissed her son's tender face, thinking of the sly smile passing by her lips.

Mom, I really sold you! -An Xiaozhi's "Million Wives Buy One Get One Free" For love, I can give everything, I don't regret it, but you give up easily. How can you make me feel?

If our love doesn't deserve the hate in your heart, you have to hate it. Suit yourself. Even if you want to break up, you have to tell me yourself, Cheng Anya, I don't want you, I don't love you, and we break up! Well, I'll do anything you want. If a man can give up her for hatred, I don't care -An Xiaozhi's "Billions of Wives Buy One Get One Free" Cheng Anya: It takes six days to get one? Nine times out of ten, he didn't overtake you, so he naturally came after me. I know, he didn't pass you the green paint, act young! -a Xiao Zhi's "Hundreds of millions of him failed to pass your wife's buy one get one free"

But I'm dying soon. I want to go to many other countries to see my wedding with Achen. -Cheng Anya

I really look at people, and you are quite vicious under their hearts. -Black Hawk's vicious woman will be more sympathetic to his holy woman. -Cheng Anya-An Xiaozhi's "buy one get one free" Cheng Anya can know, but that's just acting!

She and, just very tacitly in front of her, gathered her own water chestnut, calm * * *, although very happy, but she always reminds herself that there is a time limit for this happiness. Just like a performer on the stage, he will never perform on this stage in his life. Play, there is always a curtain call. What if ... the actors are attached to the stage? Ye Chen's idea, she temporarily think impassability, so she must refrain from infatuation with this feeling, it's just an illusion. She didn't want to let herself fall, standing on the stage alone, watching others leave without attachment. It's pathetic. -An Xiaozhi's "One Million Wives Buy One Get One Free" 1. If you want to throw me money, it depends on whether I am in the mood to stand in the same place and pick it up.

It is better to run for money. If I run away for you, you are so cheap! 3. Fighting? What is a fight? Diamond cut diamond will meet a good man to fight. If the disparity in strength is too great, fighting will be boring. It is said that your brother is a brother, and women are clothes. I'd rather break my hand than run naked. If you are used to streaking, you want to grab other people's clothes. How can it be reasonable? -Ye Sanshao 5. "You must have watched too many pornographic movies in your last life!" "I've seen a lot in my life!" 6. garbage, he is worse than garbage, and garbage can be recycled. -Ye Sanshao 7. The harem beauty is 30 million, and the iron pestle is ground into an embroidery needle. -Cheng Anya 8. Cheng Anya bowed humbly and pulled open a bright smile. "No, the president's emotional world is so colorful. As a subordinate, it will give people a joke. " Her name is Zhao Mosheng, and she has Chen Yi. Her name is Shanshan Xue, and she has Feng Teng. Her name is Bei Weiwei, and she has Shawnee. Her name is Shu, and she has. Her name is Nie Xiguang, with three points. Her name is Hua, and she is white. Her name is Wenny, and she has Dj Yan. Her name is, she has sex. Her name is Shen Meng, and she has Ji Liangchuan. Her name is Wen, and she has Ye Murphy. Her name is Cheng Anya, and she has Ye Chen. Her name is Jiang Sheng, and her life is cool. Her name is Lv Liangfeng, and she has Tang Xin. Her name is Ye Yisheng, and she has a song called Chen An. Her name is Gu Yan, and she has Liang. Her name is Tang. Her name is Xue Tong, and she has Tim He Cheng. Her name is Luo Zhi, and he is from Huainan. Her name is Tong Ran, and she has a baron. Her name is Meng Whirlwind, and she has her eldest grandson Wuji. Her name is Chang Xiao Chun. She has time. Her name is Bellevue, and she has a mind. Her name is Shen, and she has Shen. Her name is Xi Yan Liang, and she has Jan Mu Yan. Her name is Gu Xiangyi, and she is lucky enough to look after the West. Her name is Jiang, and she has an imperial plan.

"Cheng Anya, this young master did such a shameful thing for the first time, and you are engraved in my mind. You want a unique proposal, I will give you a unique proposal. This is the whole process of your acquaintance and love for more than seven years. There are laughter and tears, sweetness and sadness. It's over now, leaving only a happy ending. "

"Since I met you, my life has been redeemed. You are the sunshine in my life and all my warmth. I sincerely hope that in the future, we can live together, stay with you when we are tired, and share with you when we are happy. A man must send at least one red rose to his beloved woman in his life to impress her. Red roses represent love. One rose a day. I have given you all the roses I want to give you all my life. You can get them in installments. I hope you are moved by me. It is enough to put on a wedding dress for me. " -Ann Xiao Zhi's "Millions of Beautiful Wives Buy One Get One Free" Anya, I love you. As God is my witness, I love you. I don't care about ningning. I knew you had Ningning when I fell in love with you, but what does it matter? I once thought, give up, I once played a very difficult game and couldn't pass the last level. I once thought that as long as I passed, I would give up Cheng Anya. "

"For seven years, this game would have been less difficult. I broke the last level countless times, countless times. Just press enter. I have passed, but I still can't press it in the end. I don't want to give up. " -Ann Xiao Zhi "Millions of Wives Buy One Get One Free" "You once said that if someone proposed with 9999 roses, you would marry him. This is the second time I have sent you more than 9999 roses. Miss Cheng Anya, marry me! " -Ann Xiao Zhi's "Millions of Beautiful Wives Buy One Get One Free"

"If I become poor, will you leave me?"

"What are you talking about?" Cheng Anya smiled, and thought that no matter what kind of beggar you become, Teacher Cheng would love you, and her heart was not so upset. Who knows that Miss Cheng said simply: "You are poor, and the financial power of our family is not in my hands? Hey, don't worry, I will support you all my life. " -An Xiaozhi's "Millions of Beautiful Wives Buy One Get One Free" Cheng Anya: Fight for Convenience, diamond cut diamond. If you go too far, you will only encounter good deeds and will not fight for inaction. -a Xiao Zhi's "Hundreds of millions of him failed to pass your wife's buy one get one free"

"I'm a little discrimination against women, and my things also discriminate against you. You said I was alone in the ring, why didn't you do it? " When Ye walked into the street, he said something that was not very pleasant, saying, "If that thing is good, I will give birth to Ningning. Why don't you plant it right? " -Cheng Anya-An Xiaozhi's "One Billion Women Buy One Get One Free"

What foxes say most about women is-Cheng Anya-An Xiaozhi's "Hundreds of millions of women buy one get one free".

Cheng Anya: "Our school has only a clean relationship. Why should we learn to live in the same room? "

Ye Chen: "Lovely, cohabiting together, I think the wind children will be too naive" —— Hundreds of millions of women go to buy one get one free by An Xiaozhi. "... at that time, when you left home, every time you left me alone, you would get on well with me and go your own way. "Harmony-harmony can be played again, so it's a little weak to go home. "It feels different from the mountain." -Cheng Anya-An Xiaozhi's "One Billion Women Buy One Get One Free"

"Go to the road, the home six when mom said? That's right. Chasing me before? I know, I'm painting for Penggua, aren't I, act young? " -Cheng Anya-An Xiaozhi's "One Billion Women Buy One Get One Free"

22. If you want me to save the world, just ask me if I like it! Anya

23. Put on airs and see if you are worth it. Shit also wants to sell diamonds. Why are you so naive? -Ye Sanshao mocked what Louis said. 24. "Cruel?" Ye Sanshao thoughtfully savored the word, suddenly raised an eyebrow and smiled. "It's not cruel to you and Ningning. What does it matter?" Cheng Anya was shocked. I didn't expect Ye Sanshao to say such a thing. This kind of excessive justifying a fault and ... careless. She couldn't guess what he was thinking. There is no doubt that he loves her, but for her ...11:"... Li Chu and Hei J asked me when I could get Ningning. "Wei Wei:" Please, we will be very lucky if we are not settled by Ningning. Do we still have to repair Ningning? Standing and talking is not tiring. Try it yourself-little milk bag, girl, if you don't listen to good words, dad wants a close contact with the monk to show his ridicule and protest. Not good, not good. -There are fewer leaves and this.

Chen, sometimes I really want to split your brain and see what structure is at work. -Cheng Anya, am I wrong? See how big his metaphor is. Ye and this little uncle are right. What are you talking about? I was so sleepy that I went to bed. I looked down on his noise. -Cheng Anya-An Xiaozhi "Hundreds of millions of Geiges buy one for grandma" Cheng Anya: When it comes to cruelty, you should kill one out of ten. -a Xiao Zhi's "Hundreds of millions of him failed to pass your wife's buy one get one free"

When we returned it here, we painted it later. What do we see? The little guy has grown a lot. -the leaves are small and few.

Suman said the weather is healthy. -Cheng Anya When the earth is no longer on the edge, our hearts are good. -Xiao Ye, the less alert wind, miss me? -Miss Cheng Anya, what's wrong with you? I don't miss you anymore. You should cry. -Little leaves give less-An Xiaozhi's "Millions of China Women Buy One Get One Free" "Mommy, what do you like to eat? Let's have a challenge and test my charm. " Ye Ningyuan.

"I like durian." Cheng Anya "... Mommy, have you ever seen telling boys to use durian? "-Ye Ningyuan-An Xiaozhi's" Billions of Beautiful Wives Buy One Get One Free "Mu: There is a kind of henpecked name, a kind of smiling tiger called Cheng Anya, a kind of silly name, a kind of amorous feelings called Ye Wei, a kind of cold infatuation called Eleven, a kind of infatuation called Ningning, a kind of red shirt, a kind of reigning over the world, and a kind of infatuation.

Ye Chen: "You are very violent!"

Cheng Anya: "You are abnormal!" Ye Chen: "Violence with abnormal condition, perfect match-An Xiaozhi's" Millions of beautiful wives buy one get one free "Cheng Anya: Ah, isn't it just money? Girl, I can also kill you with money. Qian Ming, I'll burn as much as you want. -Ann Xiao Zhi's "Millions of Beautiful Wives Buy One Get One Free"