Crayon jokes are safe.

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again."

Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV."

Meiya: "Then what are you doing? 」

Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, did you get 10 times this semester? 」

Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once."

Meiya: "Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?" 」

Xiao Xin: "I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins."

Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games."

Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault."

Meiya: "Is it my fault? 」

Xiao Xin: "Yes, who told you to walk so lightly?"

Hongdao: "Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? " 」

Xiao Xin: "At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point."

Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point."

Meiya: "What have you lost? 」

Xiao Xin: "Inheritance"

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now test you in one sentence. "

Idioms describe teachers as happy. "

Xiao Xin: "Laughing at Jiuquan"

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "."

Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam."

Teacher: "is it because you can't answer the question that you are in a dilemma?" 」

Xiao Xin: "No, the students' answers are different, which puts me in a dilemma."

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser?" You do such a thing, don't you

Think about your parents? 」

Xiao Xin: "I did it after careful consideration. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin is so sweet, just give it to her 10 yuan!" 」

Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? 」

Xiao Xin: "She only sells sausages! 」

Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. 」

Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal! 」

Kitten: "Who are your parents? 」

Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman. 」

Meiya: "My parents are busy tonight and will be back very late."

Xiao Xin: "Then I will be very tired! 」

Meiya: "Why? 」

Xiao Xin: "I will get tired of watching TV."

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done your homework very well recently."

Xiao Xin: "It's all due to the police's anti-vice campaign."

Teacher: "What does sweeping pornography have to do with homework? 」

Xiao Xin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to stare at my homework at home."

Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women. You did this at a young age.

Things? Say! Where did these photos come from? 」

Xiao Xin: "I took it in your drawer."

Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim."

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you are more and more like a fish."

Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid? 」

Xiao Xin: "No, you have more and more crow's feet."

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway.

Waste, right? 」

Meiya: "That's right"

Xiao Xin: "This series ends today. You can't stop me from watching. "

Xiao Kui: "Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?" 」

Xiao Xin: "Catch up with him"

Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them? 」

Xiao Xin: "I just need to beat you."

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your beautiful work is so good that the school will send you to the whole school tomorrow."

City competition. 」

Xiao Xin: "No"

Teacher: "Why? 」

Xiao Xin: "My father did the work. He will go to work tomorrow."

Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers."

Xiao Xin: "But none of my classmates wants to go with me."

Meiya: "Why? 」

Xiao Kui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers."

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time."

Meiya: "Why did you call twice in a row? 」

Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?" 」

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, look, my sister got 100, and you are only 50."

Xiao Xin: "I did as you said."

Meiya: "What did I say? 」

Xiao Xin: "You said it would be nice if I only had half my sister's."

Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen."

Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How do you know that? 」

Sister: "Anyway, you totally push."

Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."

Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? " 」

Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! 」

Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty. Girls have flat chests. "

Will stick out, like ... "

Xiao Xin: "For example, double airbags"

Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer school is over." Why not listen? " I am the most

I hate people who don't come home on time ... "

Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? You didn't go home to cook immediately after work, and I didn't have a baby.

Anger! 」

Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard? 」

Sister: "It's all because of you."

Xiao Xin: "Me? 」

Sister: "Yes, someone in our family must be promising!" " ! 」

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What should I do first? " ? 」

Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. 」

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first, and so on."

Do it. What will happen? 」

Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."