A joke novel that has been in love for three years

1. "Xian Xia Love" Hua "I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master …" "Sister, you are tall and beautiful, the only drawback is that your chest is a little small …" "These tongues are obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to bask in the sun." "What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! " "I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. " "I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!" "White, if you dare to hurt one of her disciples, I will kill you all over the room. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! " "Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. " "He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. " "I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? " It's a great abuse, but it's super good-looking. It's a classic that can't be missed when reading a master-apprentice love novel, with a good ending. Recently, there was a good ending outside the school. Hu Sha, as its name implies, is an ordinary girl like fine sand in the lake. She lived happily with her parents, but because she ate a fantastic purple zongzi, she was taken to a strange world of cultivating immortals and was homeless. In order to find her way home, she embarked on a journey to Qingyuan to seek immortality. Fang Zhun with a bright moon in the sky, Di Feng as cold as ice, Feng Yi full of evil spirits but full of hatred, and true gentlemen with ulterior motives, what roles did they play in Hu Sha's life? Bow your head or resist? Endure or run? In this crazy conspiracy, is she in fairyland or at the bottom of hell? How to go down this road? Who can give her a redemption answer? Ok, simple version-this is a bloody case caused by purple zongzi. Tell us a truth: you can talk nonsense, but you can't eat indiscriminately. Otherwise, you can only watch beautiful women. Thirdly, the literary version-she is a sinner who has no intention of stealing immortal offerings, and only asks Wanli for forgiveness; He is a bright moon fairy, and his smile can reach thousands of spring breeze; He, an evil and romantic brother, only likes to play "taboo games" with her and appreciate the happiness on the edge of life and death; He is a ruthless descendant of XX, but his heart, which has always been as hard as stone, is throbbing because of her innocence and loveliness ... Is it to cut off this troubled and tangled relationship with a sword, or to give up everything and sink into the bottom of hell with them? Who can give her a redemption answer? Another anthomaniac version-are you kidding! Didn't they just steal a purple rice ball? Wow ~ that broken fairy sent people to such a terrible place! Too much ~ ~ huh? Wait, isn't this a fairyland? Oh, my God, and ... handsome! Look at others ~ oh yeah ~ earned ~ handsome boy ~ I'm coming! ! Go on, crazy mature version-I ate one of his purple zongzi, obviously to give him face. How dare this old man joke about my fate! I would rather lose the world than the world lose me. Confucius said, how can you repay evil with good? In the face of those who bully me and despise me, I will one day let them know what life is, what a house is, what a place is and what a prison is! Finally, the normal version-stealing offerings from immortals is shameless, and choking offerings is shameless. It is shameful that it is so difficult to apologize for doing something wrong. Master said that in your life, you will always meet some people who will make you bow your head, and some things are irresistible. However, the person who bowed his head lost his life; Rebels, reduced to ashes. How to go down this road? Hu Sha doesn't know. This is a story, told in a faint tone. Youth seems to be a long memory. Once upon a time, we broke all our dreams for crazy love. I just want to be drunk for a long time and don't want to wake up, but the drizzly love is always our yearning, engraved in our hearts, and her happiness has become our minor injury ... 4. Draw a blue face, 12-year-old girl Chang Huan, and by chance, she worships Qianshan as a disciple, won the first place in the world at the exclusive party hosted by the mysterious mask Qingcheng, Xiao Man, and met Han Duan, an iceberg with high martial arts skills, and Ji Lingyun, the owner of the shadow farm. After the glory of World War I, the secret of extinction, which had been hidden for decades, gradually surfaced, and the love for teachers for many years was fruitless. I can't let go of the blood feud, but I can't let go of a relationship. After being hurt or injured, loving and being loved for thousands of times, where will the two masters and apprentices who have known each other for many years go? 5. "Meow, meow" An ordinary two-year-old domestic cat became a chitose Xin Wei. She doesn't understand the way of the world at all, and still lives with a cat's perspective and temper, but she meets a blue-green god who looks exactly like her former master. He takes her back to heaven as an apprentice and teaches her all kinds of ways of the world. When she was dating a rhubarb cat, she was tied up and married by her master who had a crush on her. She is going to eat it dry and clean it first, and then study the follow-up questions ... eat it? Eat the whole cat? Braised or fried? Is it made in Long Hudou? Hua was shaking with fear. Why did the master who was so kind to her suddenly become vicious and want to eat her alive on the wedding night? One misunderstood and the other didn't know how to express it. How should this romantic comedy that broke your stomach end? 6. "demon fairy" accidentally hit, people can still accept it as a spirit beast? Bai Mu looked at the handsome boy in front of him from a face of embarrassment. "So, I won't tell others that you are my soul beast? As long as we don't leave too far, you can live a normal life like neighbors? " "Well, don't ignore people, or I will marry you at a loss!" "hey!" 7. Secrets Everywhere is short, but it's good. 8. "Zhelan Gouyu Apricot to Night" was promoted to Xingxian after the death of VII, and was demoted to practice because of the crisscross of apricot flowers in the three realms. Bullied by her stepmother and younger brother, Xiang Wan was accidentally bought by Zhelan Gouyu and became a world-famous female student of Zhelan, the son of Yulingjun. In the seemingly dull daily relationship with Zhelan Gouyu, feelings are dark. When they reached the age of marriage, they resisted the pressure of the secular world and experienced the tempering of spiritual practice ... Their feelings gradually sublimated in the constant ban, and their previous entanglements gradually emerged. Can a fate bloom in the world after being banned and punished by God? 9. The Immortal Life of Unscrupulous Master Brewmaster vs Cannon Ash Little White Girl. He tore off his clothes to reveal his chest muscles, and her nosebleed flowed happily. He closed his clothes, and her nosebleed shrank back with a whoosh. Between the coming and going of this nosebleed, it seems that everything has changed ... The N benefits of the master: ①, it can be ignored. (2), you can regard it as a breeze, and then grab its credit and ruin its reputation-disciples generally don't live long. 3. You can seduce your apprentice while picking up girls-no one dares to marry in the future, so be prepared. ..... Therefore, the golden bell jar, the iron cloth shirt and the six-million-dollar Jia He's skill of sitting without seeing color and confusion are essential life-saving courses as apprentices. The love waltz between the little zombie and the big star Master, sweetheart! Carry humor to the end! The third prince of the male demon world once showed his true colors because of injury, and was mistaken for a puppy by the female host, named Sambo, and flirted without knowing it. His Royal Highness Prince Manxiu fell in love with this very lovely article. 65438+ Beauty caresses the piano and falls idle, and the small window falls and misses your face. Catkin flowers fall, and whoever falls will have pity. He, with a smile and absolute beauty, whispered: I finally waited for you to grow up, so you should be my ... my ... He, holding her in his arms with an iron arm, blushed angrily, but his tone was completely different: Will you honestly give me a jade doll that looks like you, as long as I take your body? He is graceful, noble and elegant, but his eyes are bloodthirsty and vicious: I love you and spoil you, so you must never hook up with other wild men again! He, smiling, is a rogue and lazy, seemingly meaningless but determined to win: if it's not mine, I'll cry and then make trouble. Really can't … just … cheat! The text is a one-on-one ending, and the sequel is a pair of n (don't look at the sequel. Then I won't send a brief introduction: there are no beggars in the world, glass prajnaparamita flowers (teachers and apprentices) and iceberg poison dolls. When I become a martial arts master (teachers and apprentices), I will marry you. Master loves me and remembers the wind and dance. Love is a promise, which means leisure, the "xianggong" who lives on the top of the mountain, the lip of the river, the half-life rustling and the half-life makeup, the story of Mu Xian crossing Xianxia, the cloudy elegance, dancing on the lotus flower, the beast with a medicine crown (there are two endings, one is suitable for the owner and adults) and why do you say, my master, then your money is gone? . But they are brothers and sisters, which is good. 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