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One day I will put everything down and have no scruples.

First, [loneliness has become a hidden danger, and thinking of you has become a habit]

Sometimes, lies are just a kind of protection, and not knowing the truth is also a kind of happiness.

I used to like someone so much that I never saw anyone else again.

Fourth, some people are good to you because you are good to him. Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness.

Five, if I can't, go on, my happiness is to see you happy #

Grandma, this is the first Tomb-Sweeping Day since you left. I miss you very much.

Seven, don't laugh, tears are falling.

Eight, the teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming soon, so don't quarrel with people who are puppy love, so as not to affect their mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest rejection affect your mood.

I am very happy because my boyfriend is my deskmate.

It is better to run three kilometers without water if you scold me.

Eleven, * * I want a stable happiness-can resist the last cruelty # #

Twelve, the wolf is coming. The child said it three times, but no one believed it. The teacher came and said it for countless times and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

Thirteen, he is not playing dumb, he is really unmoved.

I'm afraid that as soon as I let go, someone will pick you up and laugh at me for not cherishing it.

Fifteen, wife, wife, girlfriend, wife, baby, which is better,

I broke up with him, but why did you have such a good chat with him? You are my best friend! !

Seventeen, suffering from staying up late and hungry.

Eighteen, I am most afraid that people who are desperately good to me will pull away for an instant and then be cold to me.

Nineteen, how far is the thought, how far you roll.

If I really give up, would you care? Why did you let me meet you?

Twenty-one, I sigh that my acting skills are good. Even if my heart is shaking badly, my expression is perfect without any waves.

22. I will cherish the people who are still with me when I have nothing.

Go after him if you like, in case he is waiting!

24. Now that I have learned to let nature take its course, I don't want to keep anything. I believe that those who should be here will not leave. ..

Twenty-five, you know a few me, my free and easy, my sadness, I won't say you must miss it!

No one can replace you. No one can replace you.

Twenty-seven, I walked around the streets and visited most clothing stores alone.

Thank those friends who know that I have a bad temper but are still with me.

Twenty-nine, [loss is like drowning, suffocating pain and cone-shaped pain and then biting despair,]

30. The sky is everything in one's life and also one's inner world.

A) Your name is written in just a few centimeters, but it runs through the long years when I miss you.

You have no right to be angry with me, but you have the right to deceive yourself.

Thirty-two, soft-hearted people will think of others everywhere, and it is themselves who are injured.

Thirty-three days off, the school gave me three homework, and I feel I won't love anymore. See you around the world.

As soon as I settle down to study, I think of the whole world. The motherland has not been unified yet, so I feel depressed and really don't want to study.

I can be moved by love, but I will never love because I am moved.

How can I adapt to your distance and closeness?

I waited for him until he asked her to be my girlfriend.

38. The biggest fear is that I can't be with you in the end.

Thirty-nine, ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.

Forty.-When I was most desperate, I called you countless times but no one answered.

Forty-one.-You laugh at me for having no friends. I pity you for having so many insincere friends.

Forty-two,-_ _ _ _? I always keep my head down when someone is pretending to be cool. I didn't cultivate well, I looked for bricks.

43. [Are you satisfied that we finally die of old age]

Time will bite, and it will be scarred if you don't leave. ]

Forty-five, one day I will put everything down and have no scruples.

Forty-six, so small and so fierce, I am fierce to you because I have no breasts!

47. It is not difficult to touch a girl, but it is not easy to love her all the time.

Forty-eight, people always can't tell whether it is inertia dependence or love.

Forty-nine, pants off the belt to know what is dependence.

At the age of fifty, I will laugh off all my sadness and unhappiness.

One day I will point to my heart and tell you that there is a substitution here.

1, sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

Time has finally exhausted my love for you.

I tried my best to keep you, but in the end you left.

4. Sometimes I forget to cherish the injury, which is too unintentional.

Love words before breaking up are now jokes after breaking up.

6, women are plus points, men are MINUS points, you have to think about what is MINUS points in his heart.

7. Squeeze me dry. You are not strong enough to resist the flood of the new year and wait for joy.

8. The saddest love story in the world is nothing more than eight words: You don't love me, I don't love him!

9. I have never understood why I have to know so many people who make my heart surge.

10, I'm too lazy to say a lot, but I don't care if I'm disappointed.

1 1. Don't despair, even for the fact that you never despair.

12, is it too light for me to get close to you, and her intrusion just shocked your heart?

13, if I am not strong, no one will understand how painful I really am. If I am not strong, no one will understand how I can go on living. If I am not strong, no one will know what kind of life I have experienced. If I am not strong, no one knows the pain hidden behind my smile.

14, one day I will point to my heart and tell you that there is a substitution here.

No one can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness.

16. When the head teacher is not in class, the classroom is very noisy, but sometimes it is surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. ...

17, in love, you must learn to be content, because it is not easy to meet the right person. If he can treat you well, he should cherish it even more.

18, love a hundred times, as long as you are gorgeous once, you will be braver next time.

19, when I miss you, you will appear like a ghost, if that's all.

20, there is a kind of sadness is inexplicable, there is no reason, there is no vent.

2 1, the innocence of the child is mixed with stupidity, and the wisdom of the awakened person exudes innocence.

22, unreliable,

23. The old woman selling popsicles said that her refrigerator was full all summer.

24. There is only one step on a person's road. Life and death are glorious.

25, the whole city began to solidify, people inside could not get out, and people outside could not get in.

26, you in the eyes of students: before marriage than after marriage; Life after class is better than life in class; The headmaster is more familiar than the students; Holidays are busier than school.

27, you don't scold me, don't hate me, don't tell me to roll, ok? I am thick and shameless, but my heart still hurts.

I still remember the first time I saw you. I didn't expect you to be so important to me now.

29. I don't know music, so sometimes I don't do things reliably and speak fluently.

30, after breaking up, I am looking for a person's loneliness in the open world.

3 1, I know I'm human, so I won't bite your face with my teeth.

32. I foolishly thought that it was fate that made me meet love. In fact, your appearance just made me see some problems clearly.

33. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

34. From harmony to pulling to admitting mistakes is shirking.

Don't ask me how I am, I can only say that I am still alive.

Thank you for letting me speak freely and say nice sentences about my best friend.

1. After being lovelorn, you will say: Why are you crying? He is not worth it. Then hug tightly and give comfort, because they are girlfriends.

2. Although it wasn't so good at first, we were firm in our days together.

Recalling the past, how happy I am to have you, happy and romantic, to share with you; Heartache, sadness, you hold me, so although we have experienced so much, we have never been depressed and afraid.

The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she is still infatuated with the real you.

I will be sad with you when you are sad. Forgive my stupidity, I don't know how to comfort others, I don't know how to make people happy, because I treat you as my sister, so I have to cry with you.

6. I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.

7. I think we must take wedding photos together before we become other people's wives. That only belongs to our beautiful wedding photos.

8. I will let you bully me. I look like I've been bullied, but I won't be angry with you because I regard you as my sister.

9. A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future.

10, the sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

1 1, play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

12, I have always envied my best friend having the best girlfriend in the world. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.

13 but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

14, girlfriends, just one or two, there is really no need to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.

15, the depth of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

16 I think, before we get married with others, we must take wedding photos together, which belongs to us only.

17, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called bursting! I hope our friendship will last forever.

18, you have no qualms about talking to her. Scold if you want, and you are your best friend if you really talk about everything.

19. Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as your friends ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

20. You are a fleeting time in my memory. Then one day, you said you would come to me after graduating from college. Then one day, you said that you should keep in touch wherever you go. Many people, many people, are facing separation from their girlfriends, many people, many reasons.

2 1, I have always had a wish to rent a room with my girlfriends, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together!

22. A best friend means that the more you indulge her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

23. Although it wasn't so good at first, we were firm in each other's hearts during the days we experienced together.

24. We used to go to school hand in hand, telling jokes or embarrassing things to each other and dancing while talking. After that, we found that everyone around us was looking at us, and the two of them looked at each other again and continued to laugh. When they are tired of laughing, just pretend that nothing happened and move on.

25, girlfriends, we want to be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and a educated lady.

26. I will pay attention to your latest developments. I will read every mood log. Although I can't reply to everyone, you must believe that I really care, because I regard you as my sister.

In fact, friendship is not about playing and chatting every day, but about giving warmth to each other. Sometimes you feel warm even if the other person scolds you.

28. The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you lean on it, she will ask you to help her clean her clothes wet with tears.

29. You should cry when you are sad and wronged. After crying, wash your face, pat your face and squeeze out a smile for yourself. Don't rub it, or your eyes will swell up the next morning.

30. Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear girlfriend who says she loves you.

3 1, in fact, it is enough to have two girlfriends, and one is willing to lend you money. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her, which is enough.

I will believe everything you say to me, even if you are joking, I will take it seriously. You can call me stupid, and I won't mind, because I regard you as my sister. Because I treat you like a sister.

33. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.

34. Be caring and attentive when you are sick, and even cry with me when you are desperate. Thank you very much.

35. I'll talk to you when I'm free. Although I will often be called sick by you, I will be very happy because I regard you as my sister.

I support your decision unconditionally. Wherever you want to go, whatever you want, I will accompany you.

Dear, I will leave a large space in my heart to kill time for you, so that you don't have to worry about alienating each other because you forget to contact.

38. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one.

Dear, don't despair of love because of those rotten people. Whoever doesn't love some bastards when he is young is waiting for the right person to appear.

40. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but that I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

4 1, girlfriends sit together, even if my preface doesn't match the latter, you know, even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed.

42. I am not greedy There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.

43. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you. A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

44. I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't good at first, she and the other party were firm in the days that * * * experienced together.

45. The best friend is when you want to cry, she will lend you her shoulder to lean on, and when you lean on it, she will ask you to help her clean her clothes wet with tears. It is very happy to have a best friend who understands you. Complete the sentence/

46. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to be crazy in your life all my life.

47. I have been holding hands while shopping, saying that I will not let go of each other's hands because I am a girlfriend.

48. Dear best friend, you will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

49. A best friend means that the more you indulge her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

50. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

5 1, the best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she is still infatuated with the real you.

52. Time has passed and we have been growing. We don't know how long we will hold hands. No matter how long the future direction is, we have been holding hands and moving forward.

53. When I go shopping, I will buy the same clothes. They are good-looking and stylish, because they are best friends.

54. Sister, love, live. Youth is so short, don't sigh old. You can stop to have a rest once in a while, but don't squat and look around. When you choose a path, remember not to look back. Ask yourself what you are doing from time to time.

55. We have an appointment to walk together for life. No matter who goes to the south or the north in the future, you are still my most beautiful memory in these years.

56. Play together when you are happy, and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

57. Even if you are only a small piece in the puzzle of my life, my life will not be complete without you.

58. Actually, two girlfriends are enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her. That's enough.

59. After chatting, we will say good night. At school, we will say: Dear, after school, let's go home together, because we are best friends.

60. Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear girlfriend who says she loves you.

6 1, the best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death.

62. When you are unhappy and in a bad mood, you will smile when you kiss. Even if there are boys next to you, you are so close because you are best friends.

63. After I get sick, I will always be the first to visit, care for myself and stay with me, because I am the best friend.

64. Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

65, but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed. This kind of freedom can't even be given to lovers.

66. Sometimes, you don't want to cry when you are wronged. But whenever a friend asks you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

67. I am not greedy There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.

68. Dear friend, you are not the same as before. I feel that we are getting farther and farther away. You are like a duckweed on the sea. When I touched you gently, you drifted away and finally disappeared.

69. The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she still has a crush on the real you.

70. Thank you for accompanying me through so many years. Thank you for putting up with my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior.

7 1, girlfriends, remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

The three of us have been girlfriends for more than ten years, but nothing has ever happened to the three of us. You two are the most important girlfriends in my life, and I won't allow anyone to hurt you. I will accompany you when you are bored.

When I came home from school, it was already dark. She will worry that I will be afraid alone and send me home, because I am a best friend.

74. At the moment of parting, I said that time was not long, and it would not be a lifetime. The heart is there, and the feeling is there. At the moment of parting, you said: If the heart is there, we will all be there.

75. I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it was not so good at first, we were firm in the days we experienced together.

76. When you are lonely, I will try my best to stay with you. Even when I really can't come to your side, I will ask someone to take good care of you, because I regard you as my sister.

77. The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

78. Strange things that you miss when you don't see them, hate when you see them, can be bullied, and others can't bully them.

79. You said that the bad guys are schools, and we must accept those injuries and grow up without fear.

80. Pretend to be a copywriter that others don't understand. The more you grow up, the more lonely you get. Listen to this song repeatedly, draw a circle on the calendar every day, count the time to leave, and count how many days we can meet again.

8 1, between us, from the beginning, we became such close friends. In retrospect, we all laughed. We were moved, quarreled and crazy, but we never regretted it. We believe more and more that our relationship will last forever.

No matter how long we meet again, you are still you, I am still me, and we are still close to each other.

83. The person who treats you best is often the one who bullies people the most. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.

84. The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

85. I will overlook your shortcomings. Even if everyone speaks ill of you, I won't participate, because I regard you as my sister.

86. The best friend is someone who is willing to stand up for you at all costs when you are bullied by others.

87, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

88. After meeting, they always ask each other: Have you eaten? This is a simple greeting, but I always keep it in my mind because I am the best friend.

89. Thank you for letting me speak freely, for sharing my joys and sorrows, and for making me believe that friendship can last forever.

90. I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings. Although it wasn't good at first, she and the other party were firm in the days that * * * experienced together.

9 1, best friend: It's the kind that you make trouble today, laugh tomorrow, get bored near, think far away, forget about it, and hate it. You can bully yourself, but others can't.

92. If you are humiliated, I will get justice for you. You are unhappy, I make you laugh. You are happy, I will accompany you. I will criticize whoever bullies you. If you are unhappy, I will be your bitch.

93. Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless, comforting me when I was crying, asking for help when I was sick, and crying with me when I was desperate. Thank you very much.

94. You said, in fact, we are just handsome in appearance, but not strong in heart. We should work together to become real "smart women"

I thought I could give up without scruple.

1, Long song crows, and the little love song hums a light blue tune.

2. Slow down, calm down, listen to the sound of flowers, and tell yourself that life is really good.

3 respectively, from then on, a person stood in the vast sea of people and a person stood in the world. I can't tell you anything I said or did.

4. The pillow listened to your sadness all night, for example, you loved him very much but left him.

Don't cry, because I never owe you any love and affection.

Your words are colder than winter, but you don't understand.

7. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.

I traded my love for a scar. Guess I regret it?

9. I stopped expecting, waited quietly, and finally there was only a blank.

10, the saddest thing is that when you meet a special person, you realize that you can never be together and you have to give up sooner or later.

1 1, some people, you are desperate to stay, but you are tired.

12, wrong love, I like shoes that are not suitable, but my feet hurt when I wear them, so I threw them away.

13, I need enthusiasm every time, and any relationship I actively maintain makes me feel particularly tired.

14, after the boom, now I'm alone, alone, that's all.

15, I like wandering in your world and am not afraid of losing it.

16, happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

17, it is the happiest thing to leave a place for the person you love in the left heart.

18, I thought I could give up without scruple.

19, I have always stressed that I am not a warm person and have few real friends.

It is not until you are afraid to face yourself that you realize that you have done so many things you don't like to do.