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202 1 routine love story daquan: you are so beautiful because you have me in your eyes.

First, you always ask me if I love you, and I always give you the answer. For me, love is a lifetime thing, not by feeling preferences, not by a promise, I am rational, I need you, I love you deeply for life.

Secondly, I am infatuated with coffee because I have a feeling of love: it is bitter and sweet.

Third, you will meet a boy, hold you in the palm of your hand and accompany you like sunrise and sunset.

I want to forget you, but even the input method knows you.

I miss that your first sentence is false, and your second sentence is also false.

6. A firm belief can win the hearts of the strong and make them stronger.

Seven, want to drink with you is false, want to get drunk in your arms is true. I love you!

Eight, since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful.

I only have one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love.

Ten, the life I want, have you before going to bed, wake up and kiss you.

Being liked by you is a great happiness.

12. Love words are not how nice they are, but what you say is what I like.

Thirteen, I miss you too much, so I decided to come and see you.

Fourteen, a person wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don't know what to chase.

15. Dusk is the most beautiful moment of the day. May every wandering heart get an eternal home under the lamp. -San Mao's "Lily of the Plateau"

If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me.

Seventeen, just looking at you, you will feel that the hardest part of your heart collapses instantly, and you really feel that everything can be forgiven, but you don't know what to forgive.

18. Even if you are ordinary, you are unique to me.

Nineteen, no matter how empathy, it is only a moment. No matter how hard, tired and painful it is, you can only live on your own.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Twenty-one, time has gently pushed us away, and we are no longer the age at which we can still dream all day.

If you were a cactus, I would hold you with all the pain.

Twenty-three, all the warm winds in my arms have changed their style and dare not meet you; My thoughts evaporate into clouds, and I can't bear to get wet if it rains again.

In this world, no one is wrong, but we have different opportunities and are forced to take different paths.

Twenty-five, even if I overdraw, I will imagine what you were like at that time.

Twenty-six-year-old Miss Da, what's wrong with you | I ignore you.

I even saw you smiling at me in my sleep.

Twenty-eight, I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with the night; I am afraid of pain, but I am scarred.

29. If living is the greatest life that God gives me, then living without you is the greatest gift that God gives me.

I'm thirty, and sometimes I'm sad, but there's no one around.

Thirty-one, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly. 、

32. Romance doesn't need to spend a lot of money, but to enjoy some small things with the right people. This is the greatest romance in life.

33. I wish I had forgotten you and lived my life in a muddle, instead of being left behind by you and suffering from this long-distance love.

34. If you don't say you like me, I will believe you. I can't feel it. It's no use talking about breaking the sky.

I can have someone else without you. But only you are the only one I want.

I will stay with you forever until we get old.

Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapple, and tomorrow he can like something else.

I am so good, there is always a way to be with you.

I want to hug you, even though I know I will never fall, and even if I go to rolling in the deep, I won't hesitate, as long as you are willing.

Miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the most pleasant time, and know that there is you in this world when I am most frustrated.

No matter where you are, whenever you need me, I will fly back to you.

Forty-two, you asked me why I like you, I asked why I like you, and it said it was because of you.

43. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer this way: because it's you, because it's me.

It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I have you, I don't need to be tempted by others.

Forty-five, "If I could love again"

46, wife, wife, girlfriend, wife, baby, which is better,

Forty-seven, you are so good that I take it for granted that you don't like me.

Forty-eight, we will go to the end, get married, live, help each other and join hands for life.

49. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

You can tolerate or be cruel to people you don't like.

Will you attend his wedding? I will go to his wedding just to see you.

Fifty-two, it turns out that the world of love is very small, so small that three people are crowded to suffocate. Find someone who really loves me and go with him willingly.

53. something called love presents me to you.

54. Every woman who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all poisons do not invade, but in fact it has already invaded the body.

I will always be with you, even though I know you will leave one day.

56. You look good because you have me in your eyes.

57. With you, I don't want anything to do with others.

Fifty-eight, I missed him at first, but later I thought he was dead.

59. My happiness is to spend a warm life with you.

I have beautiful long hair, but I can't pull back your heart.

Happiness is the only perfection of love, and tears are the beautiful meeting of wrong love.

Sixty-two, angry with you, teasing you, just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I want to give you the best of myself in this life.

I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.

The best time in life is when you and I become "us".

202 1 routine love stories tease boyfriends

1, "Don't believe boys' lies easily." "Like what?" "I'm afraid I don't like you. "

2. "You are so strange today." "What's strange?" "I'm weird today?" "I like you."

3. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

4. "I am full as soon as I see you." "Why!" "Because it's delicious!"

5. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

6. "Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is? " "Heart door?" "Wrong, it's us!"

7. "I think if I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose." "Why?" "Because I love someone, I can't hide."

8. "You like me too much." "What's wrong with me?" "Look at me sneaking into my dream ~"

9. How many eyes do you have? 2. How many mouths do you have? 1. I love you too.

10, "Can you help me wash something?" "Wash what?" "Happy (washing) me."

1 1, "I fell in love with someone and decided to confess" "Oh, come on" "I stood in front of her house for a long time and never dared to knock" "Don't be afraid, I support you" "Can you open the door?"

12, "Can you fool me once on April Fool's Day?" "Good" "Do you like me?"

13, "Give me your hand" and "Psst, you electrocuted me"

14, "Yes, I just like you hopelessly." "Why, refuses to accept? If you don't accept it, you like me. "

15, "Do you want to drink or drink?" "Drink water" "I'm not like you, I like to take care of you"

16, "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

17 "You are like one of my games", "What game" and "My world"

18, "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? " "I don't know" "because I have a naughty child like you."

19, "I want to steal your body temperature", "Talk to people" and "Hug"

20. "Are you ridiculous?" "Huh?" "ridiculously beautiful"

2 1, "Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best?" I don't know. "I like you"

22. "Do you know what the Korean word Sa Na Hey Yo means?" "I love you." "Me too."

23. "Why are you messing with my things?" "What have I done to you?" "My heart."

24. "What is a wooden door?" "Wooden door" "What is the door made of iron?" "Iron Gate" "What is the gate of happiness?" "Fumen" and "Fumen" No, it's us. "

25. "I had a nightmare last night", "What nightmare" and "A dream without you is a nightmare"

26. "Can you help me wash something?" "What" and "washing" like you. "

27. "Who are you?" "I am a rabbit" "Don't you belong to me?"

28. "Who are you?" "I belong to a pig." "No, you belong to me."

29. "Let me carry you." "Why?" "You must be exhausted after running in my dream last night."

30. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

3 1, "I've been looking for a store recently" and "What store?" "Your phone"

32. "You must be exhausted?" "Why?" "Because you are in my mind all day."

33. "Can you help me wash something?" "Sure, what to wash?" "Like me"

34. "Why do you want to hurt me!" "What have I done to you?" "I like you so much!"

35. "I have a dog at home and no one wants it." Do you want it? " "What dog?" "single dog."

36. "I have a cold", "Then pay attention to my health" and "Because I have no resistance when I see you"

37. "God is so cruel to me" "Huh?" "Let me meet you today."

38. "Do you know where my heart is?" "On the left." "No, on your side."

39. "Do you have body odor?" "What do you mean?" "Then why are you as charming as a little fox?"

40. "Hoo ~ Hoo ~ Do you know what I'm doing?" "Blow?" "No, I care about you"

4 1, "The sun appears for an average of twelve hours a day. Do you know why it is so long? " "Why?" "Because you want us to have long-term love."

42. "Do you know why I am afraid of you?" "I don't know." "Because I am naturally afraid of my wife."

202 1 teasing her boyfriend with a full routine of sweet words

1, "Can you laugh?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

2. "Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?" "Husband" and "Well, my wife is really smart"

3. "Do you smell burning?" "hmm? No, it's my heart that loves you burning.

4. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me."

5. "Why did you hurt me?" "ah? When did I harm you? " "You make me like you so much!"

6. "Why did you hurt me?" "What did you do?" "I like you so much."

7. "Do you know where the ends of the earth are?" "Where is it?" "I don't know." "But I am willing to take you with me."

8. "If you are not afraid of trouble, please stay with me."

9. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

10, "You are a little strange today" "What strange?" "It looks strange."

1 1, "Are you tired?" "I'm not tired, what's the matter?" "How is that possible? You've been running around in my head all day. "

12, "Do you know why I don't go to heaven?" "Why?" "Because there is you on the ground."

13, "You are the Joy of Youth" and "Reading backwards is the same"

14, "Is anyone chasing you?" "No" "Hello, my name isNo."

15, "Do you think my eyes are beautiful?" "What do you mean?" "Because it's full of you."

16, "Do you know what time it is?" "9 o'clock" "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

17, "What will be baked first when eating barbecue!" "Barbecue first" "I'll consider you first ..."

18, "Hey, I always lose when I buy the ball recently. Do you know why? " "Why?" "It took me all my luck to meet you."

19, "Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Stone?" "No, you showed up."

20. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently", "Why" and "Because love makes people dizzy"

2 1, "How many fingers are there in your left hand", "5", "How many eyes", "How many mouths", "1" Well, I love you too "

22. "boring, let's play a game." "Sure, what shall we play?" "How about I give you a compliment?" "Yes, you can say it first." "You are so beautiful." "You have a good eye."

23. "Do you know why I am a vegetarian?" "Why?" "Because you are my type."

24. I have a very serious question. "What's the problem?" "When are you getting married?" "Well, I don't know." "Well, I'll marry you when you think about it."

25. "Are you chasing any drama recently?" "no" "why?" "Because I just want to chase you."

26. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "Ah?" "You hit my heart."

27. "You must be nearsighted, right?" "Why do you say that?" "You are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"

28. "I feel that you are a little strange today." "What's so strange?" "It's so cute."

29. "What blood type are you?" "O type" "No, you are my ideal type"

30. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "The whole world is behind you. Do you feel heavy? "

3 1, "Do you like it?" "I really can't." "But if you like it, it can make rice delicious."

32. "Shall we exchange presents about Christmas Eve?" "Yes" and "Yes, from now on I am yours and you are mine."

33. "Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently?" "I don't know." "Because you are my type."

34. "Wow, your eyes are really beautiful." "Really?" "But not as good as mine, because all my eyes are on you."

35. "Shall we talk about life?" "I don't want to talk." "Then let's talk about strangers!"

36. "You look very much like one of my relatives." "Who do you like?" My mother's son-in-law.

37. "Would you like to have a try?" "Try what?" "The smell of my lipstick."

38. "My ultimate goal is to cheat you" and "then support you until you are old"

39. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "Antarctic? Or the North Pole? " "No, there is no room for you."

40. "Hold out your hand" (open your hand) "Hey, you don't have me in your life."

4 1, "I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to toss a coin. I will hold my head high and confess to you." "What if the back is facing up?" "Turn it over."

42. "Guess where my heart is?" "Left" and "Wrong, on your side"

43. "When someone says happiness" and "All I can think about is us"

44. "Excuse me, classmate, how to do this problem?" "Sorry, I can't." "Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something. "

45. "Do you know what the happiest number is?" "5" "Why?" Because, 520

46. "I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am alone." "How is it different?" "When I'm alone, I just want to stay where I am ~"

It's good to have you!

I cried more and more. I woke up at three o'clock that morning and saw a novel "Tears Without Trace" shared by my friend, so I clicked in and read it. After reading a few chapters, I cried and sobbed, and my pillow towel was wet. I am such a silly woman, even at work, I will burst into tears when I see the sad plot in the story. Everyone laughs at me, and I don't care, even though I have shed tears in other people's stories!

A person watching TV will be happy or sad, or cry or laugh with the development of the plot. And I am even more so in my life. If nothing happens, tears will overflow my eyes and then break the flowers quietly!

Am I too fragile? Not exactly, I think. I shed tears not only for my own story, but also for other people's stories. The main reason is love, I think?

Because of love, so compassion! Love, love things, love things. Because I love you, I will cry in my story, yours, yours!

I have always believed in fate. I think everything is predestined, just like meeting an Yingying, seeing a grass grow, meeting a flower, meeting a good book, or meeting those three or two confidants in life, all of which are dragged by fate and cannot be met.

I am content and emotional. I often stop for the tenacity of a grass, rejoice for the blooming of a flower, cheer for the timely rain and be moved by a good book.

A friend advised me to know more people and make more contacts. I shook my head obstinately and said with a smile, there are only three or two banquets. Because it is not easy to meet bosom friends who cherish and understand each other. You know, the connection between one soul and another is to experience the leap of Qian Shan and the baptism of wind, frost, rain and snow.

In this life, one such encounter is enough! Such a person should be cherished all his life!

Of course, I have to admit that relatives and friends follow each other. Whether you want me or not, love is there, and it will not increase. Do you love me or not? Love is all there. Never leave, never leave.

In fact, I am very sensible to everyone, but I am always childish to you, cheating you, being angry with you, being mean to you, blaming you and yelling at you, hehe, being mean to you and yelling at you is not dare! Neither will it! Then I'll coax you and tease you. We are destined to love each other!

I believe that love is a kind of fate, and you are the lover waiting for me behind that time.

Winter is reluctant to hobble away, and my mood is like this budding spring, soft and full of expectation.

I am like a curious and willful child, with my eyes wide open, eager and expecting you to walk freely in my field of vision and arrive as scheduled.

The air is filled with music like water, your smile flows under the light, and happiness falls from your fingertips to my heart. Melodious melody in the air, gently knocking at the door of the heart.

Your bright smile and hearty laughter, like a flame, have warmed the winter of my life. I stand on your generous palm, dancing and flying gorgeous fireworks. I just want to tell you that it's good to have you!

I like to snuggle up to you lazily, listen to your heart, listen to your stories, quietly enjoy the warmth of spring and enjoy the happiness given to me by God.

Your joyful voice is with me and permeates every corner of my body. It's good to have you!

Your strong breath is accompanied by a magnetic voice and a low sigh; Your tender fingertips hover in the winter of my life.

I like to travel with you, listen to the rain and watch the moon with you, like you to stand by and watch the West Lake with me, and hold hands with you, so that I can grow old with you!

A thousand words, I can't say it. Remember, a woman is like a lotus. I just want to gently hold your face, look into your deep eyes and say to you, it's good to have you!