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What is the mantra of orange fragrance?

Cheng Liuxiang’s mantra is: I will smile to the sky with my horizontal knife, leaving the liver and gallbladder intact.

Pineapple blowing snow mantra: I, Pineapple, blow snow, and what I blow is not snow, but blood (xiě, read the third tone), the blood on my sword!

Lu Xiaoguo’s mantra: I am not a casual person, but when I am casual, I am not a human being.

Chu Liuxiang: Orange comes from the home of a third-rate swordsman. The mind doesn't turn around, especially when it comes to love. But he has great ambitions and wants to be a pillar of the country like Zhang Sanfeng.

Pineapple Chuixue (Ximen Chuixue): Pineapple comes from an ordinary family, Lihua Shi’s boyfriend, and lives in Ximenkou. He is a proud, arrogant but kind-hearted pineapple head, and he is the smartest among the Three Musketeers. He is greedy for money. He thinks he is very smart and tries his best to learn how to do business, but he always suffers losses.

Lu Xiaoguo (Lu Xiaofeng): Green Apple comes from a proud family. He is a bit stupid and often gets lost, but he is extremely lucky and can often save himself from danger. ?

Extended information:

Orange Liuxiang, Lu Xiaoguo, and Pineapple Chuixue are all from "The Three Jelly Musketeers".

This is a funny fairy tale about eradicating evil and punishing rape. The characters in the story are all cute fruits, and all animations are produced in three dimensions. The "Three Jelly Musketeers" are three students in the Jelly Martial Arts Academy. They come from completely different family backgrounds: Cheng Liuxiang comes from a family of third-rate swordsmen; Pineapple Chuixue comes from an ordinary family; Lu Xiaoguo comes from a wealthy family.

One of the three of them wants to be a pillar of the country; one wants to be a millionaire; and the other wants to have a lot of food that can never be eaten. During the process of practicing martial arts, the three of them made a lot of jokes. The teacher was both angry and fond of them. After hard training, the three finally passed the various difficult tests and tests of the academy teacher and were able to go down the mountain!

The opponents of the "Three Jelly Musketeers" are the four evil thieves, "Thieves with eyebrows and rat eyes", "Thieves are fathers", "Rebellious ministers and thieves" and "There are no thieves in the world". They usually do all kinds of evil, disrupt social order and bully the market. The Three Jelly Musketeers stand up and fight against them. out, causing their plans to fail again and again. Finally, the four evil thieves got angry and gathered together, vowing to defeat the Three Jelly Musketeers.

And they have a bigger conspiracy, which is to sell the country's border defense map in exchange for huge rewards from the enemy. For the sake of national security, of course the Three Jelly Musketeers stepped forward and fought many battles with the four evil thieves. From the village to the capital, and from the capital to the frontier, the three finally defeated the four evil thieves and became national heroes.

Baidu Encyclopedia-The Three Jelly Musketeers