Tea set joke

1, the one-dollar bill met the hundred-dollar bill, and the one-dollar bill said to the hundred-dollar bill, Brother, long time no see, what are you busy with?

The hundred-dollar bill proudly said, "I am very busy now, running everywhere, first restaurants, then casinos, playgrounds and racetracks." That is all kinds of busy. "

The one-dollar bill sighed and said, "I have been to many places, but they are all the same. It is nothing more than a donation box.

Donation box, donation box. "

One day, my disgusting mother cried with disgust and sadness. I asked him what was wrong, and he said it was disgusting.

3. Teacher: "Did you plagiarize this paper?"

Student: "Don't dare next time, please give me a break this time."

Teacher: "I wrote this paper six years ago."

Student: "Ah? ! Sorry, teacher, I didn't ... "

Teacher: "However, I decided to give you' excellent'."

Student: "Thank you, teacher, but why?"

Teacher: "At that time, my tutor only gave me a pass, but I always thought my thesis should be excellent."

4. "They are all taught by the same teacher. Why do some students do well in the exam and some students do poorly? Ah! "

The head teacher gave a lecture again after the big exam. A voice came from the corner and the whole class was speechless: "Because the invigilator is different."

Before graduation, students send small gifts to their teachers to express their gratitude. Charlie's father sells wine. He brought a big box. Seeing that the box was leaking liquid, the teacher put a drop in his mouth with his finger and tasted it. Teacher: "Is it champagne?" Charlie: "No" "Brandy?" "No" Finally, the teacher said, "I won't try. What did you say you brought? " Charlie whispered, "A puppy!"

6.A proudly said to classmate B: "A girl in our class gave me a cup, which is homophonic for' life'. She means to be good friends with me for life. "

B was overjoyed: "Then our class flower gave me an eight-cup tea set. Does this mean that you should be good friends with me from generation to generation? "

A said, "How come? She means it's really bad to have friends like you in the eighth generation! "

7. An international student had difficulty in Chinese. One day, he visited his Chinese teacher's home and chatted at home.

International student: How many children do you have, teacher?

Teacher: 1.

International students: seven?

Teacher: Not seven, but 1.

International students: 1 1, so many!

Teacher: Not 1 1, but 1.

International student: 2 1 again?

Teacher (dizzy): Either 2 1 or 1.

International student: Oh, 9 1.

Teacher: ...

8. One day, A, B and C went out for an outing. Party A caught a cold. When sleeping at night, Party A sleeps in the middle and Party B sleeps on both sides. Party A has been sneezing halfway, and Party B and Party C have a runny nose all over their faces. B said, "Let me know next time!" After a while, A said, "Pay attention. . . . "Hearing this, B and C quickly hid in the quilt, which was impenetrable. Who knows what the hell,,,