Wechat funny sentences blowing typhoon

1. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, don't mention it. Be sure to accept it.

2. Seriously advise beautiful women not to wear skirts in recent days, which is easy to be angered. The rain is good, but the mangosteen is serious, I don't know!

Please hold me tight in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it. That's what happened.

I laugh at those who want to blow their boyfriends by typhoon, so where is your home? I will walk there.

5. Get dressed, pack your luggage, stand on the roof, wait for the typhoon, come to the field and leave …

6. A typhoon is coming. Those who have wives hug other people's wives, those who have no wives, and those who want to break up let their wives go out to buy food, and even take food to Dong Ge's house. ...

7. A typhoon is coming. You have husbands holding husbands, and you have husbands holding other people's husbands. If you want to change your husband, let him go out to buy food, and mangosteen will send him to the purchasing station ... and then you will put on a beautiful skirt and wait for the typhoon on the roof. ...

A fat girl said, "I wish I could fly as far as a dandelion." I went back: Is it necessary to have a typhoon?

Uncle Typhoon, I hope you will never leave.

10. A typhoon is like a frightened elf, tearing the sky and the earth.

1 1. Yes, you are weak, but you can't help the typhoon.

12. If the typhoon destroys the school, I will marry you ~!

13. All typhoons that can't close schools are not good typhoons.

14. The typhoon brought us a storm, a day holiday and a lot of homework.

15. In the afternoon, there was lightning and thunder at home, and there was a typhoon. It's a good thing you left early in the morning You talked, laughed and quarreled when you were here. Why did it take so long when you left? It was empty in the afternoon, and you made five harassing calls to others.

16. The typhoon came. Seeing the pictures of students talking, the trees fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.

17. Today is a typhoon. When I stood on the balcony and blew, I felt that my grandmother was still there. If I go to her house later, she will tell me the weather today. Really super trance, a second to react.

18. Typhoon is available, just send a message. At the teacher's command, we are willing to guard against Taiwan at home.

19. speechless, it rained heavily under the typhoon, and the wiper of Tiida was actually broken.

20. Do you think the name of the typhoon sounds good?

2 1. Short hair+weight, my mother no longer has to worry that I will be hit by a typhoon.

22. Let's talk about it in space. My friends also make fun of me and don't come back to play with me on weekends. Tell me that there will be a typhoon today, which is outrageous. What happened?

23. It's the rhythm of the typhoon. . . It hasn't rained so hard for a long time. . . Tell me about my hard work . . Pants are wet.

24. There is a typhoon. I can't sleep. I'm so tired ... I really want to talk to someone now. Come back and sleep with me.

25. Can you talk about your feelings in the typhoon area? You can't feel it without shaving. More security, more curiosity.

26. My wish today is: "Mangosteen" blew my husband away and was accidentally picked up by a rich woman. Then she took out 20 million yuan and smashed it in my face, saying, Here, your husband is mine …

27. Bet with my husband whether the typhoon will come today. I said no, and my husband said he would definitely come. So I made a bet, and my husband smiled slyly and said, "You must lose." I insist: "If you lose, you won't be surnamed Zhou!" ""Oh, I see, your name is porridge! "Husband who can tell cold jokes can't afford to be hurt.