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What secrets are hidden in the list of gods? Who is the winner?

First, in Chapter 38 of the Romance of Gods, the Four Saints of Kowloon Island and others failed in the battle with Wang Ying of Xiqi Army. When Wang Mo fled, he met Manjusri Guangfa Buddha who was ordered to intercept Wang Mo. After Wang Mo saw Manjusri Guangfa Buddha, there was another saying. Note that Manjusri gives five reasons. 2. Siqiala has been born. 3. Explain that teaching committed murder and robbery. Jiang Ziya should enjoy all the wealth in the world. The palace played the role of a god. These five rules became the program of action for the disciples. Every time the disciples went down the mountain to help Jiang Ziya, or solve difficulties, or stop teaching, they always told the same story.

Manjusri also said: There is a couplet hanging at the entrance of Jasper Palace, the founder of Tian Tong. Make couplets and close the hole. Two or three volumes of Huang Ting were recited quietly, and couplets were made. There are celebrities on the altar.

Wang Mo heard this passage, did not refute these five programs, but thought Manjusri was bragging. Wang Mo picked up the slogan: You brag, do you think you are the only one? Everyone shows their magical powers, see kung fu under their fists and fists, and talk about high and low. As a result, Manjusri was very clever and ordered his disciples to fight first. When Wang Mo saw that he was just a Warawako, he let his guard down. Unexpectedly, Manjusri was a diversion, and Manjusri expected to underestimate Wang Mo. When Wang Mo was at war with Jin Yi, Manjusri presented a magic weapon to dodge the dragon stake, trapped Wang Mo and immediately killed him.

Second, in chapter 40 of the Romance of Gods, the military forces that conquered Xiqiao were defeated one after another. The grieving master Wen doesn't know what to do. He asked two disciples what military forces should be sent to conquer Xiqiao. At this time, Ji Li, a disciple who likes to be clever, spoke again. Xiqiao soldiers have plenty of food, while Mazhuang soldiers are strong. Moreover, many people with wisdom can invite Meng Jia to Guan Mo Dian for World War IV. Hearing this, Master Wen was overjoyed. It was great. I forgot their four monsters and said that it was necessary for Magic House Four, so I ordered Magic House Four to appear immediately and be replaced by General Lei Hu Husheng. Magic four generals are really not blowing. Huang Yi was on pins and needles when he heard that the devil's family was coming. He played up the horror of the four beasts of the devil family and frightened Jiang Ziya.

Jiang Ziya hit Gao Yougan, one of the four saints in Kowloon Island, with a whip for the first time, and his brains burst and he died. In the face of the four beasts of the inferno, I used the whip again. The book wrote: "Ziya hit God's whip in the air-this whip only hits God, but it can't hit the gods, and it can't hit people. The four heavenly kings belong to Buddhism and cannot fight. " Give Jiang Ziya a fright. The four beasts of the demon family are too powerful. As soon as they appeared, they were defeated by Jin Yi, Nezha, Wuji, Nangong Lie and Hu. The sky was dark, and the ghost cried wolf. Zhou Ying lost more than ten thousand soldiers, only Wang Wen's son died six people. It can be seen that the demon family has four beasts and many cows, and Jiang Ziya can only hang the war-free card. Magic home four will be trapped in Xiqiao for nearly a year, and Xiqiao has run out of ammunition and food. Fortunately, Yang Jian arrived in time. To break this dilemma.

In the same situation, in the 60th episode of Romance of the Gods, Zi gluttonous food lashed the gods for the future, but he was not a master of the "list of gods". Ma Yuan saw it, reached for the whip, wrapped it in leopard skin, and Ziya got a fright. Ma Yuan was later selected by western teaching. Another name is very similar to Mashan, which is the flame of Jue Yuan Cave in Lingjiusan. The names are very similar, so don't confuse them. There are also laws and commandments that have been taken away by western religions.

Third, in Chapter 72 of Romance of the Gods, Lei Hu, a disciple of Notre Dame de Vulcan, was killed, and Notre Dame de Vulcan came down to revenge. Guang Chengzi won the Golden Xiaguan of Notre Dame de Vulcan for killing her, and then sent it to Biyou Palace, where the general's rudder was intercepted. A friend told me that the interception is divided into an inner door and an outer door. The inner door is in the charge of Taoist Duo Bao and the outer door is in the charge of Zhao Gongming. Seeing that Guang killed the fire goddess, the disciples dared to return the gold to Xiaguan. They are really arrogant, look down on interception of teaching, and are almost furious. Just like Kongming's trip to Jiangdong in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he just looked down on Wu Dong. The virgin turtle jumped up and down, and she wanted to kill Guang Chengzi. Unfortunately, there are many rare treasures. In ancient legend, Guang Chengzi was the teacher of the Yellow Emperor and practiced in Kongtong Mountain.

. What a difficult expert this is. Sure enough, the virgin turtle spirit was beaten out of the original turtle shell by the national decree. Master Tian Tong said, I am a master of teaching. Why don't I wait for you? This is you disobeying my orders and asking for trouble. Mostly a few days, I don't know. Master Tian Tong remained open-minded and clear-headed, and was not bewitched by his disciples. He thinks his disciples deserve it. I have reminded everyone that the woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid her when you meet her. You also rode a donkey down the mountain to go to the market. Whoever goes down the mountain is on the list.

Fourthly, in Chapter 47 of Romance of Gods, Zhao Gongming came out to help Master Wen at his invitation. I'm a little embarrassed to pick a fairy, and I don't have a mount, so I'm on my way to Xiqiao. Passing a big mountain, a black beard suddenly jumped out. Zhao Gongming was overjoyed. He is short of a horse. You came to the door and I just took it. So he surrendered to Hei Hu, tattooed a symbol on his forehead, and became a domestic tiger in Zhao Gongming. In some fairy tales, Zhao Gongming became a real gentleman in Tan Xuan, Hei Hu, and that's how he got here. Zhao Gongming went out to face Jiang Ziya, explaining the real Huanglong who likes to rob the opera most. He met the crane and shouted: Zhao Gongming, you are also a celebrity on today's list of gods, and you should be here. Zhao Gongming was trembling with anger. The real person of Huanglong is called "four non-real people": "no disciples, no treasures, no abilities and no achievements". Pay attention to the words of Huanglong real person here, which will be described in detail later in this article.

Fifthly, in the forty-seventh episode of Romance of the Gods, Shi Tianjun invited by Master Wen made a ten-shot array and found a natural combination of eggs, so he invited Zhao Gongming, the "Great Fairy", to talk with the burning lamp, which replied: "Brother Zhao! I signed the list of gods at that time. Have you ever been to Biyou Palace? " Zhao Gongming said, "I don't know?" After lighting the lamp, he said, "You know, your teacher once said that the names in the list are sealed in the three religions and can only be seen after death;" Your teacher made it very clear.

Sixth, in the forty-seventh chapter of the Romance of the Gods, (Xiao Yun) said, "Brother, this is not feasible. In the past, participating religions proposed to sign the sacred list. We are all in the Biyou Palace, and there are two sentences posted outside the palace: "I would like to close the cave door and recite three volumes of Huang Ting; There are celebrities on the list of gods. "Since the Taoist priest committed the crime of killing, I really don't teach easily. In the past, Qishan in Feng Ming was the master of this kind of life, so why argue with him? Dude, you shouldn't go down the mountain. You and I will wait for our son's teeth to seal the gods and look at the immortal jade. Brother, please go back to Emei Mountain. On the day of sealing the gods, I will personally go to Ling jiusan and ask for a magic lamp to return the pearls to you. At this time, if you want to borrow Jinjiao scissors to mix the gold garden, my sister can't do it. "

Let's look at these six things in turn. The first, third, fourth, fifth and sixth things, we can know that the signing of the list of gods was in the Biyou Palace, and many disciples of the three religions were present. The standard of the list is: people who have no immortal life. And the most important information is that the bodhi old zu Hongjun, Lao Zi, Yuan Shi and Tian Tong have all seen the list, but the other second-generation disciples of the three religions have never seen anyone on the list.

The initial list should be a draft, which means that these people are tentative lists. The second generation disciples of the Three Religions "witnessed" the signing ceremony, but did not "see" the contents of the signature. They initially signed the list and then gave it to the second saint to read. The second sage said that if there was no objection, it would be passed. Later, in order to remind his disciples, the leader of Tian Tong also hung a couplet at the entrance of the abode of fairies and immortals. From the second thing, we can know that Jiang Ziya didn't know who was on the list of gods, and when he came to challenge the enemy generals, Jiang Ziya guessed that he was on the list of gods, so he used the whip, which was wrong.

The selection criteria for the list of gods are as follows: those with deep roots become immortals; The root line is a little bit, which has become its shinto, and the root line is shallow, which has become its humanity, or it has been robbed by reincarnation. This is the biochemistry of heaven and earth. Was the list on the list of gods clear from the beginning and never changed again? I don't think so. I guess this list was signed (only the first draft, not the final version) and managed by Hong Jun Laozu. Everyone has an appointment, and no one who has seen the list can tell who it is. Tian Tong abides by this agreement, dare not say who it is, and can only hang a couplet to remind everyone. In my opinion, the bodhi old zu in Hong Jun always observes the drama of "destroying the business and prospering the Zhou Dynasty", and adds or deletes people on this list at any time according to the changes of the situation (for example, Princess Longji, who was originally unknown on the list, will be introduced in detail later). There is also a tiger named Yi Long, who is "unknown in the list of gods, but has made outstanding contributions to the royal family", but was later named nine ugly stars), or ordered Yuan to change the list directly.

There are many interceptors and many people on the list. Although there are many people on the list, Tian Tong leaders have repeatedly said that this is a fate, but this is actually an excuse for his disciples to be on the list. Here's another question. Why is the disciple who intercepted the downhill teachings on the list, but Twelve Jinxian who explained the downhill teachings is not on the list? Moreover, Twelve Jinxian said confidently: Who, since you have gone down the mountain, you must be on the list, but Twelve Jinxian has also gone down the mountain? Isn't he afraid that he is also on the list? People who burn lanterns, Huanglong real people have said such things. The first reason, I think the situation should be like this. Several saints have made an appointment, and those who have read the list will not say anything. Tian Tong's method is to hang couplets to remind them.

Yuan Shikai's solution: Yuan Shikai looked at the list, and only a few of his 12 fairies saw that Jiang Ziya was in trouble, so he ordered one of 12 fairies (not on the list) to rescue him. The second-generation disciple who received the order was guilty at first, because he was reminded that whoever went down the mountain was on the list, but on second thought, since Master Yuan Zun ordered me to rescue, I shouldn't be on the list. Now that I have the master's orders, I have to bite the bullet and go down the mountain to help Jiang Ziya, and there are several tasks to be arranged one after another. It was discovered that Yuan ordered one of the twelve golden fairies to go down the mountain to help, and finally they all returned to the mountain safely. In this way, all the twelve golden fairies understood that there was no one on the list, so Twelve Jinxian was not reminded by Tian Tong that he was on the list.

This is why Twelve Jinxian laughed at his disciples without fear: Now that you have gone down the mountain, you can't run away. Twelve golden fairies are getting more and more confident. As long as you see an intercepted disciple coming down the mountain, whether he is on the list or not, he is regarded as a person on the list. Since he is the middleman on the list, why should I be polite to you? I hurt the murderer directly. I killed you. Instead, I helped you get rid of it and asked you to wait at your place quickly. This is why Twelve Jinxian knew that he was not on the list: he knew that he was not on the list through several overseas assignments in the Yuan Dynasty.

The second reason is that most of the interception disciples who went down the mountain died, and none of them could win or escape back to the mountain, which further inspired their self-confidence. Why Tu Sunhang's owner knows that Tu Sunhang is also on the list is explained in detail in other chapters of this book.

Have you noticed that in Yin Hong's story, Yin Hong saw fantasy in the Taiji diagram, what is the Taiji diagram about, and what will it look like? Yin Hong missed his mother, Empress Jiang, so Empress Jiang appeared. Yin Hong and Empress Jiang hugged each other. Red essence was moved and didn't want to shake the picture. When Yin Hong shook the chart, it turned into fly ash. At this time, the people on the benevolent channel reminded him not to be soft-hearted, otherwise it would be delayed. The red sperm must kill Yin Hong.

Then why didn't Tian Tong just tell his disciples who were on the list?

There are two reasons, 1. Everyone has an appointment. No one should tell anyone who has read this list, such as two saints, Hong Jun, Lao Zi, Yuan Shi and Tian Tong. 2. The signed list is only a draft. Manjusri Guangfa Buddha made it very clear that it is an agent to deify gods, and the list of gods is kept by the Buddha at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty and placed in Jiang Ziya. If you say yourself, who are the disciples on the list, but the bodhi old zu Hong Jun changed some names. Finally, it is found that the disciples who should be on the list are not on the list, but the disciples who should not be on the list are on the list. As a leader, what is face?

In addition, what does Taishang Laojun think of the list of gods?

Back to the eighty-second chapter of the Romance of the Gods, I said that I came to see the Wanxian Array at the same time. Lao Tzu saw the Wanxian array and said to Yuan Shi, "He teaches these disciples! As far as I am concerned, I am always indiscriminate and a generation of immortals. This time, the jade is divided, and the shallowness meets the depth. The robbed person is not worthy of this life, but can take it away! " As can be seen from this passage, the old gentleman on the throne is very contemptuous of Christians who have stopped teaching, thinking that they are all birds and beasts, neither fish nor fowl, and have no immortal fate. Therefore, there should be more people who stop teaching and less people who explain religion and human nature on the list of gods.

Not only Laozi, but also the teachers and disciples who gave lectures looked down on the disciples who cut off the scriptures and laughed at them as animals. Besides the origin of the disciples who cut off the scriptures, they also laughed at their Daoism, thinking that their Daoism was just "art", not "Tao", and "art" was also witchcraft, which fundamentally denied the Daoism of cutting off the scriptures. For this reason, Guang fell out with the interception disciple in Biyou Palace. At first, it was fair to speak. Notre Dame turtle and others said, explain the joke that our disciples are not well-born and Taoism is too shallow. It was so evil that it angered Tian Tong at once. He was worthy of being a saint. The saint was not popular, so he silently took out four swords and let his disciples put on the sword array. Of course, for the original Buddha, this is exactly what you want. ...