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Huang Junying borrowed the phone script

Characters: A certain worker, factory janitor, newly married wife, businesswoman, little girl, blind girl

Worker: Modern society has gone crazy, and the sheep are beginning to eat the wolves. Rabbits can now chew sausages, and they can chat about home affairs thousands of miles away. Why? Thanks to mobile phones! Damn it, I'm working overtime tonight and will leave my child at home alone. I have to make a phone call to give him some instructions. (on the phone) Hello? Son, I am the father! What? Hello! Hello! It’s over, the steamed buns are afraid of not having any noodles, the dumplings are afraid of not having fillings, and no matter how good this phone is, it’s afraid of running out of battery! What to do now! (Seeing the doorman's office) There happens to be a telephone here. Uncle, my mobile phone is out of battery. I can lend you this phone.

Uncle: No, no! This phone is not available for loan. Please make calls elsewhere!

(Sister-in-law Wang comes on stage)

Wang: Uncle, I want to use the phone, is that okay?

Uncle: OK, OK, you can use it!

Worker: This is true! A beautiful woman makes people pity me, but a handsome guy like me makes people dislike me! I wonder how the old man will explain to me after she makes the call!

Wang: Hello, husband! Going home for dinner tonight? I made your favorite braised pork ribs for you! Well, I knew you would definitely like it. Okay, then I'll wait for you to come back at home. Got it, okay, come back soon! (Puts down the phone) Uncle, thank you, I'm leaving. Goodbye, uncle!

Worker: Uncle, she was beaten just now. You can also lend me the following! I'm really anxious, my child is the only one at home. . .

Uncle: Are you annoying? Didn’t you say that you won’t lend out the phone?

(Two people started negotiating. The female businessman came on stage.)

Female: As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, money is very important; if you want to live a beautiful life, make money. Afraid of being tired. Take me as a businessman for example. It is really inconvenient to have no money. At the end of the day, my mobile phone is in arrears! There are still a lot of things waiting for me to deal with in the company, but I am really anxious! (Sees the phone on the side) Huh? Fortunately, there is a phone here. Let me borrow it.

(The woman picked up the phone. The uncle quickly grabbed it.)

Uncle: My dear, this phone is not for lending.

Uncle: My dear, this phone is not for lending.

Uncle: No matter how urgent you are, it’s useless, I won’t lend you this phone!

Female: You are this person. . . (Smile) Well, I’ll pay, that’s alright, right? How much does a cell phone cost per minute?

Worker: Two cents a minute.

Female: I’ll call you in one minute and give you fifty!

Worker: If you have so much money, why not just pay the phone bill?

Female: Isn’t that business office closed at this time? Uncle, I'll give you fifty bucks for using your phone for one minute. Is that okay?

Uncle: (sneering) Humph, daughter, don’t think that my old man has never seen money. I think back then I was counting money every day in the accounting department of this factory. Stop doing this!

Female: Why are you so stubborn? There are still things waiting for me to deal with in my company!

Worker: That’s right, my child is at home alone, so I have to give you a few instructions, right?

Uncle: Don’t argue with either of you. If you don’t lend this phone, you won’t lend it!

(Wang comes on)

Wang: Sir, I want to use the phone again.

Uncle: OK, OK, use it, use it!

Uncle: OK, OK, use it, use it!

(The three people started negotiating.)

Wang: Hello, husband! I forgot to tell you, I boiled a pot of good wine for you. It’s cold, so I’ll warm you up! What else do you want? Oh, okay, I understand. Come back early in the evening! Otherwise, the food will be cold and unpalatable! Okay, bye hubby! (Puts down the phone) Thank you, sir! (End)

Worker: Uncle, you are too ungrateful! She has used it twice. I am really in a hurry!

Female: Uncle, why are you so unreasonable at such an old age? There are still a lot of things waiting for me in my company. . .

(The little girl appears)

Little: Hello, Grandpa Zhang!

Uncle: Hey, okay, okay, school is over?

Xiao: Yes. Grandpa Zhang, can you do me a favor?

Uncle: Oh, what can you do for me, little one?

Little: Grandpa Zhang, I didn’t bring my keys today. Can you call my mother for me?

Uncle: It’s not that grandpa is stingy, this phone cannot be borrowed.

Little: Why?

Worker: Who knows why! I've been begging for a long time, but they won't let me use it!

Female: I won’t even lend you money! Except for that woman, this phone

No one can touch it!

Little: Grandpa Zhang, you are so unlovable! Our teacher said that helping others is a very noble virtue, and we should always think more about others; our teacher said that classmates should help each other and lend a helping hand when others are in trouble; Our teacher said that everyone should be more caring and carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng! Our teacher said. . .

Uncle and worker girl: Is your teacher still finished?

Uncle: Son, go home and take a look now. I think your parents should be back too!

(Wang appears)

Wang: Sir, can I make another call?

Uncle: OK, you fight, fight!

lt; Wang picked up the phone and the four began to negotiate)

That’s it, I hope you can adopt it