Internet funny sayings

1. The toad yawned - the tone was not small

2. The toad inserted feathers - it looked like a foreign bird

3. It was really a water bottle hanging on the plane - —Play at a high level.

4. Read the songbook while riding a donkey - we'll see.

5. Wu Jing really stepped on Jay Chou - Jing stepped on Jay Chou.

6. It’s true that sparrows eat crickets—birds eat crickets.

7. It’s really the old lady who got into bed——it made me laugh.

8. It’s really an old lady climbing the stairs - she can’t accept it.

9. It’s true that nine out of ten things are understood - nothing is understood at all.

10. It’s really a thorn in the side of the house—I think of myself as the master.

11. It’s really brilliant to light up the lights on the plane.

12. It’s really a zebra’s head—very clear and logical.

13. Narcissus does not bloom - pretend to be garlic.

14. Fairy farts - extraordinary.

15. It’s true that the bastard eats the tortoise – he doesn’t recognize his relatives.

16. A toad crossed the road - you were so stunned by the camouflage little Jeep that you still ran away

17. It was really abrasive cloth to wipe your butt - I missed something.

18. It’s really a day school for a tortoise—I couldn’t help but laugh.

19. It’s really a fart under the quilt - you can smell it and cover it.

20. The handle of the large wardrobe is uneasy - stingy.