Funniest joke?

A man and a woman went skiing in the snow-capped mountains and were accidentally hit by an avalanche. The woman woke up and the man said, honey, there are good news and bad news now. Which one do you listen to? The woman said she heard bad news. The man said, honey, we only have one box of chocolates left now. What's the good news? The man said, honey, the snow has blocked our only small hole. How can this be good news? The man smiled and said, we can have a world of two people. The woman smiled, and then the woman said, honey, why can't I feel anything in my legs? The man moved and said, how about this? The woman said, no, and the man asked, how about this? The woman still said, no, and the man nervously asked, what about this? The woman still said, no. The man smiled and said, it doesn't matter, dear. Your leg is resting. It's sleeping. It will be all right soon. You should get some sleep. The woman fell asleep in a man's arms. When the woman wakes up again, the man says, honey, open your mouth. The woman opened her mouth slightly, and then a stream of heat flowed into her mouth. The man said I melted the chocolate and fed it to you. This woman is very happy. She has no sense of taste, but she still feels as if her stomach is hot. It's sweet in the mouth. Did that woman let you eat chocolate? The man said I ate. I melted the chocolate so that I could eat a small piece. Are you going to take this small part away? The woman smiled. The man said, honey, let's get married after we go out. I will definitely love you and give you the greatest happiness. The woman smiled and nodded. She felt very happy. She thanked the avalanche. The man said again, honey, do you still want to sleep? Go to sleep. The woman fell asleep again. When she woke up again, the man looked at her and smiled slightly. Two people just looked at each other. A few days later, the woman was awakened by the man and heard him say, honey, you heard the plane. We're saved. The woman was very happy and said, thank you for always taking care of me by my side, but the man bowed his head and said, honey, you can't go out because I only told them that I was alone without you. The woman paused and asked: Why? The man said: actually, you don't have to thank me, because I can live only when you are alive. I give you chocolate in the hope that you can live, so that you can have calories and I can have food, so that I can live. So I won't let you die. Then the man took out a mountaineering knife and stabbed the woman's body, then pulled it horizontally, and the woman lay on the ground. The man said to her, honey, I'm sorry. If there is an afterlife, I will definitely marry you. I will definitely love you and give you happiness. The man ran out, and the woman struggled to sit up and pull open the blanket that had been covering her body. What she saw were two white leg bones. It turns out that love is just a cold joke.