A little swearing joke in cross talk

Learning prose is better than learning classical Chinese, which is the mother of classical Chinese. Shit! It's fucking hard!

Meng De, you are not sick!

Your mother's death depends on your fucking death? I'm sorry, Mr. Yi, a private school in your district, is a young man, and the exit is dirty and insulting. As a teacher, I don't pay attention to teaching, call me unjust, vilify the younger generation, call me heartless, enjoy the national salary and fail to do my duty, call me disloyal, swear, call my father's failure to teach his son, shame my parents and call me unfilial. You are a disloyal, unfilial, heartless and unjust person. What is your face in the world?

1. Fu Jia, can you be my friend? (Local tyrants, let's be friends. )

I am as smart as my mother. (I'm so fucking witty)

Are you as lonely as your mother? (Are you fucking kidding?)

I was stunned by all my lovers. My friends and I were shocked. )

5. Sleep in a coffin. (horizontal slot)

6. Why not stop the treatment? (how to chat? )

I feel the loss of love. (lack of love)

8. two three three three three three three three three three three three three. (2333333333333)

9. The sky is abnormal. (High energy ahead)

10. Jincheng sesame seed cake. (Lanzhou sesame seed cake)

1 1. This person must have no wife for life.

12. Wang Rumu. (Wang Nima)

13. You are really crazy. You are really crazy. )

14.

I bought a western clock before I was twenty. I bought a watch last year.

15. What a good mother. I'm so fucking sad.

16. I want to cut your face. I think you should give you such a knife.

17. I don't know what "my knee was injured by an arrow" means. My knee was injured by an arrow. (I got an arrow in my knee)

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