Joke: ants bury elephants.

The husband of the ant, the elephant, died.

While burying the elephant, the ant cried bitterly: "Dear, I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life!" " "

02

The master first taught the parrot to say two words, "Who is it?"

One day when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

……

When the master came home, he saw a man lying at the door and wondered, who is this?

Inside the door: gas converter.

03

There was an accident-a turtle trampled a cow to death.

The policeman asked the snail, How did the tortoise hit you?

The snail replied gloomily: I don't remember, he was really fast!

04

A polar bear is in a daze on the ice.

When I was really bored, I started pulling out my hair, one ... two ... three. ...

There was no last one left, and he suddenly shouted, "It's so cold!"

05

The monkey took a shit on the railing and found that he didn't bring any paper.

Then a train ran by: "Pants wipe-pants wipe-"

But monkey, it's not wearing pants!

The frog nearby cried, "scrape with a stick-scrape with a stick-"

Monkey immediately got the message.

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