There is a joke that a woman wants to commit suicide for me. She told me to die. Who knows this joke?

There is a joke that a woman wants to commit suicide for me ... Tell me to go to hell, .............................................. Who knows this joke? A woman is willing to wait for me all her life. She says, Want me to marry you? later ages/time ...

Who knows this joke? Urgent 1. The dog said, "everyone calls me puppy." The rabbit said, "Everyone calls me rabbit". The kitten said, "Everyone calls me a kitten". The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " 2. The puppy said, "Everyone calls me a puppy." The kitten said, "Everyone calls me a kitten." Piglet said, "Everyone calls me Piglet." Little Nutbrown hare said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " 3. The Wangs said, "People call me Wang Wu." "Everyone calls me Liu Wang," said the old six of the Wangs. Old Seven of the Wangs said, "People call me Wang Qi." The Wangs old eight said: "You talk, I'll go first!" Little rabbit said, "I'm a rabbit!" " "The pig said," I'm a son of a bitch! "The chicken said," I'm a son of a bitch! " "The dog said," You talk, I'll go first! " No.5.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice! "1 sparring partner said," It's good to have an outsider! " No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good to be called sparring partner by outsiders!" No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first! "6. The cat said to me," I am your grandmother's cat. Listen! " The dog said to me, "I am your grandmother's dog, which sounds very nice!" "The fish said to me," I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice! " "The bear said," you chat, I walked first! "7. Lang Ke said," People call me a ronin, which is very nice! "The samurai said," It's nice that people call me a samurai! " The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first! "8. Peking University said," I'm from Peking University. " Tianjin University said, "I am huge." The students of Shanghai University said, "I went to college." Xiamen university said, "you chat, I walked first! "9. General Li Zongren said," I am kind! " General Fu said, "I am just!" General Zuo Quan said, "I have this right!" General Huo Qubing said, "you talk, I walked first. "10. Minolta users said," We are beautiful women! " Canon users said, "We are beautiful women!" The user of Huaguang said, "We are from China!" Nikon users said: "You talk, I'll go first! 1 1. The students in teachers college said, "I'm from teachers college! "The students of the Railway Institute said," I'm from the Railway Institute! " The students in the vocational college said, "I am from the vocational college! "Technical college students said," you talk, I walked first! "

Who knows what joke this is? A drunk is holding a tree rabbit.

Another drunk is holding a tree-he vomits (hare) too.

Still holding a tree, but the drunk is naked-rogue rabbit (vomit).

I forgot a joke. Who knows? ! LZ, I have a similar one.

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were drinking to discuss heroes. After a few drinks, Liu Bei suddenly farted, which was embarrassing. When I was embarrassed, I heard Guan Yu behind me calmly say, "Don't take offense, fart comes from feather (rain)!" "

As Guan Yu's voice dropped, Zhao Yun stepped forward and said, "Don't take it amiss, fart comes from the clouds!"

After Zhao Yungang finished, Zhang Fei went on to shout, "Where did the fart come from just now!"

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistakes, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for them. It's really loyal. If it is your turn, can you do it? "

Everyone was indignant and thought, "It's nothing, what's difficult!"

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart and see how his men reacted. After holding back for a long time, I finally managed to hold back a small Pi. Everyone has been waiting for a long time. When they heard a "goo", the general quickly shouted: "Chu (pig) put the fart!"

The waiter Wang Lang immediately said, "Lang (Wolf) farted!"

As soon as Cao Cao stared, others thought that Cao Cao was too slow and rushed to take care of himself. Xia Houdun insisted: "Fart comes from London!"

"no!" Huang Xu heard a retort, "I'm shaking my ass!"

Xun You said, "You let the fart out!"

Man Chong said, "Fart is a pet!"

Jiang Ji said: "Fart comes from the economy!"

Guo Tu said: "Fart is a picture (vomit)!"

Zhong Youdao: "Fart is coming!"

then ....

Taurus: "Fart is gold!"

Cao Hong: "Fart is red!"

Zhang Nan: "Fart is south (blue)!"

...........

Cao Cao was already flushed and was about to get angry.

Counselor Guo Jia shouted, "None of them are right, none of them are right! Everyone is wrong! " ..... deserves to be my number one strategist. Cao Cao secretly thought.

Guo Jia went on to say: "The fart was released by Jia (clip)!"

Liu Bei and others have laughed stagger. ........

Cao Cao fainted with anger.

Who knows the joke "blog for men, women and women"? Tell me, there are three kinds of people in society, male, female and female doctor.

Ironically, female doctors are not like women.

This statement is boring.

Who knows this joke? Under my feet is a square of one square meter. Standing on it is Newton/square meter, so it is Pascal.

An old man came to town for the first time. He remembers his daughter telling him that people in the city are called "public toilets", not "toilets". He wanted to go to the toilet but couldn't find it, so he asked for directions, but he forgot how to say it. He only remembers making phone calls in public places, not passers-by, which is very chaotic. What is a public place? The man pointed to a cinema, which should be a public place. . The old man walked to the door of the cinema and was about to go in. He was stopped by the ticket inspector in the cinema: "Your ticket?"

"Do you need a ticket to enter here?"

"Sure, please go there to buy tickets."

The old man thought, this city is just different. You have to buy tickets to go to the toilet. So I bought a ticket and went in. But he has never seen such a toilet. Looking around, the waiter found him a seat according to his ticket. The old man thought, after all, the city is the city, and you have to sit by the number when you go to the toilet. But he also found that there were many people in the cinema, including men and women with lights. He was puzzled and asked the people around him, "Are men and women together here?"

The man looked at him and said, "Yes".

He dared not ask more questions, thinking that since this is a rule, then don't violate it. "But why is the light still on?" .

"Turn off the lights when you leave."

"When will it start?"

"Start after the bell rings."

The old man finally understood. This time, it can be an eye-opener. People in this city should go to the toilet together and have their own places. But why do men and women have to turn off the lights before they start? He still doesn't understand. But the delay in ringing the bell made him very anxious.

Finally * * * rang, the light went black, and what the old man had been holding back for a long time finally happened …

At this time, someone patted the old man on the shoulder, but the old man ignored him. After a while, the old man patted him again. The old man was a little unhappy and didn't reply kindly: "Mind your own business, what are you doing?"

The enthusiastic voice of the young man behind him: "Grandpa! Your baked sweet potato fell on my foot!

Some Japanese love action movies have an FBI scene at the beginning. Do you think father will play when watching AV? Let's adopt ~

"Dude, there are rules for drinking in Inner Mongolia. Let's have a drink first, then say our names in turn, and then you have a drink. If you can name us, it means that you regard us as friends, and then we'll have a drink. If you don't say it, it means that your sincerity is not enough, so you have to have a drink. A person's name is a drink. Ok, let's start with Ural Grille do Desutagiles, on your left.

1. Songkran Festival

During the Songkran Festival, everyone splashed water on each other to bless them. Suddenly a man scolded: Shit, who spilled water on me? Others advised that throwing you is a blessing.

You

Don't do that, the curse said. Who threw boiling water at me?

Waiting for the bus

I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When I got to the platform, the bus had already started. So I chased it and shouted, "Master,

Wait for me, master, wait for me! ......"

Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing."

3. What a shame

Outside the delivery room of the hospital, a group of men are waiting to become new fathers. A nurse hurried out of the delivery room and told one of them

"Congratulations, your wife is born!" The official said.

Another man threw his cigarette butt on the ground, jumped up and shouted, "How dare you! I got there before him. Why didn't I?

Is it my turn? "

This article is taken from The Wanderer.