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Wang Zi's classical Chinese
In content, the work profoundly exposes the darkness of the examination room and the confusion of the examiner, and gives an incisive description of the abnormal psychology of the candidates. Due to the desire for fame and fortune, Wang Zi Ann lost her mind. He thought he had won the Jinshi Hanlin, put on airs and made many tragic jokes. What Wang Zian dreamed in his dream was "I can't help thinking of my hometown and yelling for a long class", indicating that all the scholars at that time were plotting personal fame and vanity. Wang Zian, a famously unhappy man, failed in the exam. After the provincial examination, in order to get rid of the spirit, he drank as drunk as a fiddler. This not only describes the darkness of the imperial examination system, but also exposes the non-staple food and spiritual destruction of the intellectual soul by the imperial examination system.
In characterization, the author describes the psychology and behavior of Wang Zian candidates. They entered the exam like beggars, prisoners, cold bees in late autumn and sick birds out of the cage. They are looking forward to good news, fidgeting and crazy, which describe the soul of scholars in detail. By describing the abnormal psychology of intellectuals, the works tell people how the imperial examination system erodes people's souls. Therefore, the deeper significance of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio lies in that it reveals the destruction of the national spirit by the corrupt system.
The focus of the novel is the critical description of "Yi Shi is the time". The seven metaphors in The Scholars are general in nature, which makes the theme profound and distinct.
2. The original and translation of Pu Songling's Wang Zian are in urgent need of celebrities from Wang Zian and Dongchang, and they are trapped in Tian Zhai. After entering the tomb, I have great expectations. When the list was published, he got drunk and went back to his inner room. Suddenly someone said, "Report to Malay." The king staggered and said, "Ten thousand dollars!" Because he was drunk, his family was safe and said, "But please sleep, you have been rewarded." Wang Naimian. Another Russian contestant said, "You are a scholar!" Wang Ziyan said, "You haven't been to the capital. How can you get there?" The man said, "Have you forgotten? After three games. " Wang Daxi got up and shouted, "Ten thousand dollars!" The family is as good as before. When he moved again, a man rushed in and said, "Your palace took an examination of Hanlin, and the long class has arrived." I saw two people worshipping under the bed and dressed neatly. Wang Hu gave wine and vegetables, and his family gave them to him again, laughing internally and getting drunk. For a long time, Wang Zi went out to Yaoxiang every year and called for a long class, but no one responded to dozens of calls. The family smiled and said, "Lie down for a while and go to find him." After a long time, Changbanguo came back. The king thumped on the bed and cursed, "How can a slow slave walk!" The monitor said angrily, "What a scoundrel! Playing with you, but really swearing? " The king was so angry that he jumped at him and dropped his hat. The king also fell.
As soon as his wife came in, she helped him: "Why are you so drunk!" The King of Qi said, "The long squad is hateful, so I will punish it. Why get drunk? " The wife smiled and said: "There is a pause at home, cooking for you during the day and warming your ears at night. Where is the long class, waiting for your poor bones? " All the children will laugh. Wang was a little drunk and suddenly woke up from his dream before he realized his previous mistake. However, I still remember that I lost my long hat. When I found the door, I found a tassel hat as big as a lamp, which made me suspicious. He laughed at himself and said, "I used to be teased by ghosts, but now I am laughed at by foxes."
"When a scholar enters the tomb, there are seven similarities: when he enters the tomb for the first time, he carries a basket barefoot, like a beggar. At roll call, officials are like prisoners. It belongs to the house. As soon as the hole is stretched out, the house is exposed, like a cold bee in late autumn. Its appearance is also awkward, the world is cold, like a sick bird coming out. Looking forward to the report is also surprised, and the dream is also illusory. When you have a dream, you will become a castle in an instant; If you lose your mind, your bones will rot in an instant. When you are in trouble, you seem embarrassed. Suddenly flew to future generations and reported that there was no me. At this moment, my look suddenly changed. If I die, I will be like a fly poisoned by bait. At first, he lost his will and was disheartened. He cursed Si Heng for being blind and lifeless, and was bound to burn his desk. The torch is endless, but it is broken; Step on it and throw it into the turbid water. From then on, I went into the mountains and faced the stone wall. Those who came into me with the words "harmony" and "taste" would be driven away. There is no distance, the gas is getting flat, and the skills are getting itchy. So, like a pigeon with a broken egg, it has to pick up a new wooden nest and hug it tightly. In this case, it is ridiculous for the authorities to cry to death from the perspective of onlookers. In Wang Zian's mind, he was in a hurry, thinking that Ghost Fox had been snickering for a long time, so he played with it while he was drunk. Why not wake up at the bedside? Gu Dezhi's situation is delicious, but for a moment; After two or three minutes, Zian tasted it once, and then it was the kindness of the fox to recommend the teacher. "
Translation:
Wang Zian is a celebrity in Dongchangfu. He failed many times in the imperial examination. He was lying in the bedroom drunk when the provincial exam was released. Someone came and said, "Here comes the good news!" Prince An staggered to his feet and said, "Ten thousand dollars!" Knowing that he was drunk, his family lied to him and said, "Go to sleep, thank you." After a while, someone said, "You are a scholar!" Prince An was overjoyed and jumped up and shouted, "Ten thousand dollars!" The family lied to him again: "reward." After a while, someone came in and said, "You were received by the emperor in the Golden Palace and ordered the Hanlin. The long class (waiter) is here. " Wang Zian saw two well-dressed people kowtowing in front of the bed and immediately shouted, "Enjoy the long class." The family lied to him again, saying it was a reward, but laughed at him for being so drunk. The prince thought at ease: since he is an academician, he can't go out to show off his hometown and shout "long class!" " After waiting for a long class, Wang Zian bumped into the bed and cursed, "Where have you been, stupid slave?" The long class said angrily, "poor wretch!" " I'm kidding you, really? Angry, Wang Anan jumped up and jumped into the classroom, knocked off his hat and fell under the bed himself. The wife came in, helped him up and said, "You are really drunk! "Wang Zian said," My long shift is so hateful that I must punish him. "Wang's wife said with a smile," I am the only old woman in the family. " I cook for you during the day and warm your feet at night. How can I wait on you for a long time? " Wang Zian had a rude awakening and realized that everything was illusory. He looked behind the door and found that the red tassel hat worn by the long class was as big as a small glass. Knowing that he had been taken in by the fox, Wang Zi sighed: In the past, people were teased by ghosts, but today I teased the fox.
3. The classical Chinese of Prince Jude and its translation, as well as the translation of wonderful answers. When Kong Wenju was ten years old, he went to Los Angeles with his father. Li Yuanli was a captain in the official department when he was famous, and all the people who entered the school were talents.
Qing Shuo and his middle cousin Qi Naitong. Wen Ju reached the door and said to the official, "I am a relative of Li Fu." Yes, sit in the front. Li Yuan asked, "What is your relationship with your servant?" Right: "Zhong Ni, the former monarch, and Boyang, the monarch, are respected by teachers, and the servants communicate well with you." Ethan and his guests are very strange. Dr Yang Chen, a doctor in Taichung, arrived later, and people said in his own words. Yue said, "A few hours is not necessarily good!" Wen Ju said, "If I miss you, I will be a pawn!" Beard.
First of all, the names of the people inside: Kong Wenju, Kong Rong and Kong Rong, the owner of the pear orchard in Kong Rong, are all descendants of Confucius. Zhong Ni is Confucius. Bo Yang is Lao Zi, surnamed Li, Li Er and Bo Yang. Let me translate:
When Kong Rong was ten years old, he followed his father to Luoyang. At that time, Li Yuanli was very famous in Luoyang. He was a captain of Li Si. People who visit his home are excellent people or relatives, so I can inform you. Kong Rong went to his door and said to the doorman, "I am a relative of your master." After entering, the host and guests were seated. Li Yuanli asked, "What is your relationship with me?" Kong Rong replied: "At that time, my ancestor Confucius and your ancestor Li Er had the friendship of mentoring, so you and I are family friends." (It is said that Confucius once asked Lao Zi for a gift, and so did Kong Rong. ) Ethan and other guests were surprised. The doctor Chen Ying, who was too heavy, also arrived later, but he didn't hear what Kong Rong said, so someone told him. Chen Yi said: "Being smart when you are young is not necessarily good when you are old." Kong Rong said, "You must have been very clever when you were a child." Yang Chen was ashamed.
This story is from Shi Shuo Xin Yu. If the translation is not good, just read it.
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Wang Ziyou lives in the shade, and it snows heavily at night. He slept, checked in, drank, and looked around. Because of confusion, I chanted Zuo Si's poem "Dark Day" and suddenly remembered Diane Road. Wear it at all times, even when taking a boat at night. When I arrived at Sufang, I built the door and didn't return. When people asked him why, the king said, "I left on impulse and came back exhausted." Why should I wear it? "
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Wang Ziyou lives in Yin Shan. One night, it was snowing heavily. He woke up, opened the window and ordered the servant to pour the wine. Looking at the bright moonlight around him, he was lost in thought and began to recite Zuo Si's "Poem of Solicitation". Suddenly I miss Diane Road. At that time, Dai Kuiyuan was in Shan County in the upper reaches of Cao 'e River and immediately went by boat overnight. After a night, I arrived at Dai Kui's door and turned back. When someone asked him why he did this, Wang Zi said, "I was in a good mood when I went, but my interest ran out and I naturally came back. Why do I have to see Dai Kui? "
4. Wang Zijin Classical Chinese Wang Zijin: He is the prince of Ji Xiexin, Zhou Lingwang, with a kind heart.
Although he is a prince, he is lonely. Twenty-two years, I traveled to Yishui Luoshui, met with the public, and entered Songshan to practice Buddhism. Decades later, on July 7th, Wang Zijin ascended to heaven on a crane that can be seen far and near. People say, "The prince ascended to heaven and became an immortal."
Someone once suggested that Zhou Lingwang said, "People who help fight will get hurt." . "Helping others to do good will be rewarded".
It is said that he tried to dissuade Zhou Lingwang from breaking the water in the Luohe River, which would prevent the palace from being washed away by the flood, but it would make the people in Luoyang miserable. His suggestion made my father furious and demoted him to Shu Ren, so he became depressed and died at the age of 16. People feel their kindness, so they take the common name "Prince" as their surname. From then on, his descendants (the ancients married early and had children) took "Wang" as their surname. This is the origin of Wang Xing, which is just a statement, not absolute.
His eldest son, Wang Rong, whose name is Jing Zong, is Stuart and lives in Taiyuan. At that time, his name was Wang Jia. Because he thought he was a surname, the ancestor of the royal family in Taiyuan. Secondly, the son's early death, although famous and taboo, may be added by future generations and is not credible.
5. Wang Ziyou lives in Yin Shan. Wang Ziyou lived in Yin Shan (now Shaoxing, Zhejiang), where it snowed heavily at night, slept, checked in and ordered wine.
Looking at the anxiety around me, I was at a loss. Recite Zuo Si's poem "Introduction".
Suddenly I think of Dai 'an Road (Dai Kui, Zi 'an Road), and I wear it occasionally, even when I take a boat at night. When I arrived at Sufang, I built the door and didn't return.
When people asked him why, the king said, "I left on impulse and came back exhausted." Why should I wear it? " Wang Ziyou lives in the north of Huiji Mountain. One night, it snowed heavily. When he woke up, he pushed open the bedroom door and ordered his servant to pour wine. See a piece of white around.
So I hesitated, recited Zuo Si's poem "Darkness", and suddenly missed Diane Road. At that time, Diana Road was in Shan County, and I immediately went to see him by boat overnight.
It took me a night to get there, but I didn't walk to Diane's Taoist school, but turned around and returned. When someone asked him why he did this, Wang Zi said, "I was in a good mood when I went, but when I lost interest, I naturally came back. Why do I have to see Diane Road? " Wang Ziyou once stayed in someone else's empty room and immediately asked his family to plant bamboo.
Someone asked him, "Why stay a little longer!" Wang Ziyou whistled and sang for a long time, then pointed to the bamboo and said, "How can you not have this gentleman for a day!" " ! Wang Huizhi got up in the middle of the night to recite Zuo Si's poem "Introduction" because of insomnia. After feeling it, he thought of Diane Road, a recluse, and went to see him by boat at night. When the ship arrived overnight, Wang Huizhi's poetic interest almost disappeared, so he made a door and returned from the original road.
The so-called "go on a whim, go back after the excitement" is not rigidly adhered to the convention.
6. Wang Zijian, Li Taibai's Complete Works, Du Shaoling's Collection, Bai Changqing's Collection, Fan Wenzheng's Public Collection and Jiayou's Collection. In China, it is very impolite to call them by their first names. No one will use this collection to belittle themselves, especially after death. After all, the deceased is the biggest, but there is no such thing.
But abroad, it is slightly different. Generally, works named after the author are collected by later generations, followed by works, short stories, poems and essays.
There are many such examples, such as Schiller's poems and Voltaire's poems. All well-known authors have such a collection. As for the works named directly after the author, it seems that there are no works, which does not conform to the naming rules.
First name 1 with "place name" and "Liuhe Dongji". The author, Liu Zongyuan, was born in Hedong (now Yongji, Shanxi) and was called Liu Hedong.
2. Collection of works of Mr. Chang Li. Author Han Yu, claiming to be originally from Changli, is called Han Changli.
3. Meng Xiangyang collects. Meng Haoran is a native of Xiangyang, Xiangzhou (now Xiangyang, Hubei).
4. Collection of works of Mr. Linchuan. The author Wang Anshi was born in Linchuan, Jiangxi (now Fuzhou, Jiangxi).
5. Poems of Lin Ting. Gu, a native of Kunshan Town, Jiangsu Province, is called "Sir".
6. "Kokura Yamamura Collection". Author Yuan Mei resigned and settled in Jiangning Kokura.
Second, named after the library 1 and Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio. By Pu Songling, Liaozhai is his library.
2 "Icehouse Collection". Author Liang Qichao, "Ice Room" is his study.
3. Seven Records of Ramadan. The author Zhang Pu's Qi Lu Zhai is his library.
4. Poems of Xi Baoxuan. By Yao Nai, Xi Baoxuan is his collection.
Third, named after "posthumous title" 1, The Collection of Wang Wengong. Author Wang Anshi, posthumous title "Wen".
2. Ouyang Wenzhong's official collection. Author Ouyang Xiu, posthumous title "Wen Zhong".
3. Public collections in Fan Wenzheng. Author Fan Zhongyan, posthumous title "Zheng Wen".
4. Sincerely collect Liu Bo Wencheng. Author Liu Ji, named "Cheng Bo", posthumous title "Wencheng" IV. It is named 1 with "Ming" and "Chengzhai Collection".
Author Yang Wanli, alias Cheng Zhai. 2. Jia and Short Sentences.
Author Xin Qiji,No.. Jiaxuan 3. Complete works of Mr. Wenshan.
Author Wen Tianxiang,No. Wenshan. 4. Fan Chuan's works.
Author Du Mu,No. Fan Chuan. 5. Poetry with the Garden.
Author Yuan Mei, Sui Yuanhao .. 6. Complete Works of Fang.
Author Fang Bao,No. Wang Xi. 7. Former Pissode of Southern Crow.
Author Huang Zongxi, numbered Nan Lei. 8. Gui Youguang, the author of Zhenchuan Anthology, was named Zhenchuan.
9. The Complete Works of HongBeijiang. Author Hong,No. Beijiang.
5. Named 1 with "Zi", complete works. Author Li Bai, the word is too white.
2. Wang Zian Collection. Author Wang Bo, Zi An,
3. "Li Yiweng's Family Talk". Author Li Yu, word Li Weng.
6. Name 1 with "official position" and "Wang Youcheng Collection". Author Wang Wei, Guan Zhiyou Cheng,
2. Du Gongbu Collection. The winner Du Fu is Yuan Wailang from the official to the Ministry of Industry.
3. Historical Records of Gaochang. The author is Gao Shi and the official is a servant.
4. Song Shixue's works. Author Song Lian, official to bachelor.
5. Wei Zhengguo's official collection. Author Wei Zhi, Feng Guogong,
6. Complete works of Gaotai Stone. Author Gao Qi, Guanzhi Hanlin Academy's Revised Draft of National History.
7. Name 1 with "year number" and "Bai Changqing Collection". By Bai Juyi, this episode was edited by Tang Muzong during the reign of Changqing.
2. "What about Jia? Book of rights. By Su Xun, this episode was edited by Song Renzong during the Jiaqing period.
Eight, named after "Xianzhi". Use the title of the book to indicate the purpose of writing a book.
For example, Zi Tongzhi Jian, edited by Sima Guang in the Northern Song Dynasty, was named Zi Tongzhi Jian by Song Shenzong with the aim of "learning from the ups and downs of previous generations and testing the gains and losses of this trip".
7. The original translation of "Wang" Wang Bo wrote "Wang Tengting Preface" when he was fourteen years old.
Governor Gong Yan didn't believe it. Although Bob is here, Gong Yan's will belongs to his son-in-law, Meng, and it has been completed.
And I will never give up, from pen and paper to visiting guests. The public was furious and brushed away his clothes. Someone was waiting for him to write.
The first newspaper said,' Nanchang is an old county, and Hongdu is a new house.' Gong said: "This is also a cliche.
He also reported:' The stars are flying in the wings, and the ground is connected with Lu Heng.' When the public heard about it, Shen Yin said nothing.
Another cloud says,' Sunset and loneliness in Qi Fei, autumn water and sky are the same color.' However, Xu Gong said,' This is a genius and should be immortal!' Wang Bo was only fourteen years old when he wrote Preface to Wang Tengting.
Qi Huangong doesn't believe in his talents. Although present, he asked his son-in-law Meng to write this article, which he had thought of in advance.
When (Gong Yan) shuttled back and forth between the guests with a pen and paper, Wang Bo did not refuse to be modest. Gong Yan was very angry. He brushed his clothes (shook his sleeves to show his anger) and got up (left). He sent someone to see how Wang Bo wrote it.
For the first time, it was reported that "Nanchang is an old county and Hongdu is a new house". Gong Yan said: "This is also a cliche (just)." The second time, I was told that "the stars are divided into wings and the ground is connected with Lu Heng". Gong Yan hesitated after hearing this sentence.
Once again, someone told me that "the sunset and lonely Qi Fei, autumn waters and sky are the same color". Gong Yan stood up in panic and said, "This man is really a genius and should be immortal!" (Gong Yan) So he hurriedly invited Wang Bo to the banquet place, and he tried his best to stop it.
8. On a snowy night, I visited Dai, borrowed someone else's room temporarily, and immediately asked them to plant bamboo. Someone asked him, "Why stay a little longer!" Wang Ziyou whistled and sang for a long time, then pointed to the bamboo and said, "How can you not have this gentleman for a day!" " ! " "
Wang Ziyou lives in Shanyin County. One night it snowed heavily. He woke up, opened the door and asked his family to bring wine to drink. Looking around, it was dawn, so I got up and wandered around, reciting Zuo Si's poem "Introduction". Suddenly remembered Dai Jiadao. Dai lived in Shan County at that time, and he immediately went to Dai's home by boat overnight. The ship sailed all night, arrived at Dai's door, didn't go in, and went back the same way. Asked why, Wang Zi said, "I came back on a whim and lost my appetite. Why do I have to see Diane Road? "
Wang Hui, a general of Wei, said: "Wine is to bring people into a wonderful realm."
Wang Ziyou went to Beijing by boat, but she still stayed on the dock and didn't go ashore. I have heard that Huang Ziye is good at playing the flute before, but I don't know him. At this moment, Huan walked by the shore. Wang Ziyou was on the boat when he heard a guest who knew Huan say it was Huan. Someone sent a message to Huan, saying, "I heard that you are good at playing the flute. Try to play one for me. " Huan was already a big official at that time, and he had long heard of his reputation. He immediately turned to get off the bus, boarded the boat, sat on the Mazar, and played three songs for Wang Zi. Get in the car and leave when you're done. The two sides didn't talk a word.
9. Preface to Wang Tengting is selected from The View of Ancient Chinese. Author: Wang Bo (650-676), a native of Longmen, Jiangzhou (now Hejin County, Shanxi Province).
At the end of Sui Dynasty, Wen Zi was the grandson of Wang Tong. At the age of six, he could write, but before he was crowned, he was awarded the title of "You Su Ke Ji", which was written for the house of Pei Wang (Li Xian).
Because of the offensive composition, he was driven away, roaming in Sichuan, visiting Jiannan, and then joining the army. He was sentenced to death for killing an official slave privately and was removed from the list in case of pardon. His father's blessing was involved and he was demoted.
The father of Dubonai Province drowned. Together with Yang Jiong, Lu and Luo, they are called "four outstanding figures in the early Tang Dynasty".
His poems are full of atmosphere and harmonious rhythm, which created a new style in the early Tang Dynasty, especially five-character poems. His parallel prose is full of chapters and sentences, and his Preface to Wang Tengting is very famous. Among the "Four Masters", Wang Bo made the greatest achievement.
Poems and essays were lost earlier, and The Collection of Wang Zian was compiled in Ming Dynasty.
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