Live sand sculpture

Ok, here are a few sand sculpture jokes for your live broadcast:

1. Never fight the wind. Even if you are good at martial arts and the wind doesn't hurt you, you will catch a cold.

When I first went to college, I ate rice noodles in the canteen for the first time and found white bugs in it. There were a lot of people at that time, but fortunately, I didn't disturb the master, so I picked out the bugs by myself over there. When I picked out more than n bugs in a bowl of rice noodles, I was shocked! I'm full without eating. Finally, I realized that it was not a bug, but a shrimp!

The girl I like is always a beautiful stranger from far away.

I'll get up now. My down jacket has two layers, one is nylon and the other is nylon.

If beauty is cosmetic surgery, you deserve to be ugly.

6. Not on the winter solstice, I will buy some jiaozi or noodles to eat, because I can get together after eating these round things.

7. I think I'm about to fall in love. I don't know who it is. I am happy for him first.

8. Bao Zheng asked, "Zhan Dashuai, why is your servant girl's hair bald?" Zhan Zhao said, "It's windy recently." Bao Zheng asked again, "Why is there another bald spot?" Zhan Zhao said, "I dropped the scalp sanitary towel."

9. Every time I go shopping, I feel like I'm walking in front of the refrigerator and coming out.

10. I thought I had super powers during the exam, and I ended up at the bottom of the class. I doubt that I opened it in the wrong way.

1 1. Teach you how to distinguish good from evil, beauty and ugliness. You just need to look at my head.

12. I also want to know if I have depression and schizophrenia. I only miss you.

13. No, I will remember to lock the door to prevent theft in the future. Don't be careless, you hear me?

14. The fan suddenly loses power and stops running. I'll see if it's in a bad mood.

15. If you are reading this passage, it means that you love me very much, otherwise you won't read it unconsciously.