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Happy moment: funny GIF picture Why are there so many fish in this water?

Happy moment: Funny GIF picture How can there be so many fish in this water? 1. Look at fish bubbles through bubbles, that is, fish bubbles that breathe, eat, touch the soil or spit out from the fish mouth. Bubble is an important symbol reflecting the floating direction, species, quantity, size and density of fish. By observing fish, anglers can get underwater information. Crucian carp bubble: the bubble is small and dense, more than two at a time, and the size is basically the same. Sometimes there are two bubbles, one big and one small, and the big one is followed by the small one. The size of bubbles determines the size of crucian carp. If the bubble is as big as a pea, the fish is about half a catty. Carp bubble: bubble clusters, one bubble after another. The more blisters, the bigger the carp. However, because carp has the habit of arching in the mud, it also shows that bubbles move all the way, or bubbles rise forward from time to time. Grass carp bubble. Once the bubbles are closed, one or two big bubbles are usually taken first, and then some small bubbles are popped up one after another, which burst out of the water. Second, observe the movement of underwater fish according to the water pattern: when the water surface is calm, the water surface is like a mirror, and there is no small fish activity, so it is impossible to judge whether there are fish underwater; For example, the water waves are sparkling, the water surface ripples from time to time, some fish splash, or chase and play, sometimes jumping out of the water, indicating that there are many fish underwater; Small fish swimming and frolicking on the water suddenly get scared and flee around, or there are faint ripples on the water, which are mostly caused by the foraging activities of big fish: if there are fish floating on the water and chewing the water, it shows that the water is short of oxygen and the fish will not feed. Third, look at the fish with water color. As the saying goes, there is no big fish in clear water, but it is good to hide fish in muddy water. Too clear water is mostly fish-free or fish-less. The water is clear and shallow, and there are no hidden objects such as duckweed. It is easy for fish to see the shadows of people and fishing rods and dare not come to take the bait, so it is difficult to catch them. Fishing in Gouhe River, the water color suitable for fishing is mostly light green, light blue or light cyan. If there are more aquatic plants, the water will be lighter. The most suitable water color for pond fishing is pale white, light brown, light green or clear and slightly turbid. Fourth, look at the fish with aquatic plants and see if the aquatic plants are flourishing. If aquatic plants flourish, it means that there are few herbivorous fish. Looking at the traces of aquatic plants, if the aquatic plants are incomplete and the stems are floating, it means that there are many herbivorous fish, and the size of herbivorous fish can be judged according to the depth of aquatic plants eaten. Nothing grows, which means there are many fish. The vibration of the grass leaves shows that there must be fish in the grass, which is an ideal place for fishing. You can also observe the species of fish according to the degree and state of water grass shaking. Grass is mostly crucian carp, grass is mostly grass carp, and grass is mostly carp. Before watching the fish fish with the smell of water, stand in the wind or squat on the shore, smell the wind blowing from the water, or hold the water in your hand to smell the fishy smell. The stronger the fishy smell, the more foam formed by the mucus secretion left by the fish, and the more fish there are. On the contrary, there are fewer fish. 6. Anyone who has a little fishing experience in listening to underwater sound knows that it can be judged by the sound of fish jumping, listening to the "squeak" sound of fish eating grass and the "plop" sound of big fish chasing small fish. There are fish when there is sound, and there are few or no fish without sound.

Happy moment: Why the bride price of girls is so expensive: "Because women in this world are all vulnerable groups, people are going to spend their lives with you."

Shouldn't you take care of others? Haven't you heard the old saying? Four waves of money ...

& lt Happy Hour > Funny menu service refused to accept 1. Once I went to a restaurant for dinner, there was a dish on the menu called "Raptors Crossing the Sea", which was very fresh, so I ordered one. As a result, the plate came up with a look: a bowl of clear soup with an onion floating on it.

2. I ordered a dish "Mother and Child Meet" in the restaurant downstairs of the company. When I came up, it was actually fried soybean sprouts with soybeans.

I ordered a "Flying Fox on Snow Mountain", which is fried lobster slices (white) with several fried shrimps on it.

I once saw an advertisement written by a small restaurant on the blackboard outside. There is a dish called "Bosnian War", which is particularly strange. When I asked, it turned out that spinach was fried by black fungus!

5. I had dinner in the banquet room one day and ordered a "whisper". When I looked at it, it was a pig's mouth and ears.

6. I ordered a dish called "Double Pride", that is, stir-fried red pepper with green pepper.

7. There are four famous dishes:

Two orioles sing green willows, (two eggs on leeks)

A line of egrets rose into the sky. (A vegetable leaf is covered with a row of sliced protein)

The window contains autumn snow in Xiling (surrounded by leeks and sprinkled with broken protein)

Mambo Wu Dong Wan Li Ship. (Clear soup floats two eggshells)

Happy moment: Why is the fuse of firecrackers so short after so many years? After all these years, I think it's good enough.

Therefore, there is no need to make the fuse of fireworks so long.

Happy event: These humorous jokes are so funny that they make my stomach ache. Happy moment: Melon has always been interested in learning biology. Once, he cut off two feet of a flea and said to the flea, "Jump!" " Jump! "As a result, fleas are still jumping. He cut off two more and said to the flea, "Jump! "jump!" Fleas still jump as expected. Then he cut off his own foot and said to the flea, "jump!" " Jump! "At this time, the flea can't jump any more. So he wrote down his experience: "A flea became deaf after cutting off six feet. "

Happy event 1. One day, Aries and a lion walked into the restaurant.

What did the boss say you wanted? The sheep said,' A set meal. Thank you. "

The boss asked again, "isn't your lion hungry?"

The sheep said, "No, thanks."

The boss wouldn't give up and asked, really? '

The sheep said yes

The boss is a little unwilling to ask:' Think again, is it really unnecessary?

The sheep growled impatiently. Do you think I can still be here if it is hungry?

2. A woman disguised as a man went to join the army. She had her period on the battlefield. As soon as the company commander saw it, he let the stretcher carry her away. She said it's okay. The company commander is in a hurry. He took off her trousers and said, "What's all right? JB was bombed and said nothing? " ! "

One night, the mother coaxed 10-year-old son to sleep alone in his room. The little guy just wanted his mother to sleep with him, but the helpless mother said, "You are a shame. Such a big person still needs his mother to sleep with him!" "

"Dad is not old, you have to sleep with him every day!" The son said confidently.

4. When I saw her face with a shy and lovely expression, I couldn't help shivering and asked in a low voice, "What about you ... do you really like me?" She buried her head and said, "Guess!" "I like it ~" Her face is redder and her head is lower. "Guess again!"

On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? See that person says nervously only: "the child is not mine!" "

6. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, "You really shouldn't threaten him like this!"

7. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mother interjected: "This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like a father, it is hereditary. " Like neighbors, that's the environment. "

8. A couple went to register for marriage. "Have you ever had a premarital examination?" "Checked, his home. The cars are gone. " "I'm going to the hospital." The young woman blushed and whispered, "Yes, it's a boy."

9. Xiao Di MM has a swimming class for the first time. An hour later, she said to the coach, "I think, is that enough for today?" "Why?" "I really can't drink any more."

10. After the Tang Priest drove Wukong away, he met a monster again and had to spell to call Wukong back for help. Soon a loud voice came from the air: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service, please redial later.

1 1. A gorilla came to the zoo, so ugly that tourists threw up. One day I went and I vomited; Another day, you went and the orangutan threw up.

12. In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?" I won't scream either! Classmate: "Cheep." "

13. The child stole the parrot kept in the brothel. As soon as he entered the door, the parrot called, Move! Seeing his mother, he shouted: The boss has changed, too! Seeing his sister, he shouted, Miss has changed! Seeing his father, he shouted, I'm still an old customer!

14. Mice are particularly depressed without girlfriends. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess.

15. Xiao Zhiruo: Mom, why does the aunt who gives medicine wear a mask?

Mom: The medicine I gave you is delicious. The dean is worried that they will steal it.

Xiao Zhiruo: Wearing masks for those uncles with knives is because they are afraid of eating, right?

16. The driver who applied for a driver's license lost his job after handling the marriage certificate, because he habitually asked, "Are you for entertainment or business?"

17. The woman is ugly and can't get married, hoping to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. When the kidnapper brought it back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: go, don't take the car!

18.20 years ago, dad held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "

Three are: the child, the child's mother and the child's uncle.

Happy moment: Daughter: Why am I so ugly? The daughter cried and asked her mother, "Mom, am I ugly?" . The mother said to her daughter, "Who said you look good? Who said you were a smoker? " The daughter said, "I go out to play, and people say I look like you."

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