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The story of a cat and coke

? "He is not the kind of person you like, but the one you like." Li Miaomiao would never have thought that Wang Kele, a standard science and engineering man who is five big and three thick and doesn't understand romance, has become his boyfriend.

? Perhaps life will always be full of such and such encounters, not the joy of falling in love at first sight, but each encounter has its meaning, such as making you a better yourself.

? Just like their name, Li Miaomiao is a picky Virgo and a soft girl who dare not love or hate. He is not beautiful, but he is smart and lovely. In the past twenty years, there have been many boys chasing her, but they all became blue faces with her in the end. Everyone is curious about who will capture her heart. No, not long after I went to college, I heard the news that she was in love. The object of love is none other than Wang Kele, who has been bickering with Li Miaomiao in high school.

? This incident has surprised a group of people. How can two people who are eager to fight when they meet be together?

? To tell the truth, Li Miaomiao really despises Wang Kele before, although she admits that he is really sunny and handsome, although his grades are really much better than himself. But Meow Meow thinks he is too old-fashioned, and his homework is always a square word. Never know what is "reasonable", meow meow twice didn't hand in homework, Wang Kele selflessly reported to the class teacher. There are many accidents in life, and the person who meow thinks he may never have an intersection turns out to be his deskmate.

? Things have to start from the beginning, the college entrance examination is just around the corner, but Li Miaomiao's math and physics scores, which have always been a headache, have not improved. This is worrying her class teacher. After the same model, the class arranged seats. It is reasonable to say that they chose their own seats according to their grades, but the class teacher personally ordered Li Miaomiao and Wang Kele to be deskmates. Wang Kele doesn't have any opinions. But this is embarrassing for Li Miaomiao, who can't quarrel with people like Wang Kele every day. How can he study with peace of mind?

? The head teacher did not let go, but always stressed: "Meow, you see that your Chinese and English scores are good, and Coke's math and physics scores are so good. Why can't you complement each other?" Don't think about changing seats, just listen to me and sit there. "

? Although Li Miaomiao was unwilling for thousands of times, it was hard to disobey her teacher's orders, so she had to sit with Wang Kele in peace.

? "Meow, can you do this problem?" As soon as the physics class was over, Wang Kele asked Meow with a question. "Isn't this what the teacher just said?" Meow meow didn't good the spirit of say. "Are you? I fell asleep in class and didn't listen. Please tell me again. " "Okay, okay, let me tell you." Meow meow still didn't refuse Wang Kele's delicate and touching appearance. Originally, Meow Meow was embarrassed to ask Wang Kele questions, but in the long run, Meow Meow didn't feel embarrassed. Every day after class, she took a lot of questions and asked Wang Kele to tell her. It is said that Wang Kele's topic is really not generally good, with clear thinking and patience. Say it again, do you understand? Don't understand, then try again.

? Live up to expectations, meow meow's achievements have made great progress. The most embarrassing thing is Wang Kele: "How, Meow, how can you thank me?" "You are beautiful, obviously I am talented, why thank you!" "You are so unkind, kick down the ladder. Well, since you have said so, I will leave you alone in the future ..." "Come on, tell me, how can I thank you?" "I'm kidding. You really want to thank me, but you can. Otherwise, you'll be committed to each other. How about I accept you reluctantly?" "Wang Kele, just dream about it."

? Days are so slow, full and beautiful day by day. Wang Kele is an extremely diligent boy. He lives in the classroom every night when there is still one month before the college entrance examination. Comparatively speaking, Li Miaomiao is lazy. Every day, she walks into the classroom with the bell of self-study in the morning and is inevitably criticized by the teacher. Wang Kele couldn't stand it, so he volunteered to call Li Miaomiao to get up every morning. So at five o'clock every morning, a punctual artificial alarm bell rings: "Get up, hurry up." "Okay, okay, I know, I'm so sleepy." Li Miaomiao is very impatient.

? Getting closer and closer to the college entrance examination, Meow Meow's body is obviously too much to eat, and every day is as listless as frosted eggplant. This can panic Wang Kele, how can this work? "Meow meow, let me go with you for an intravenous drip." "No, time is so tight, I can't afford to delay. I'm fine, just have a rest." "Well, this is the note I want from the teacher in charge. Go ahead and I'll accompany you. The body is important. " Meow meow a warm current in my heart, you can't see that Wang Kele is so considerate.

? The days are ticking, and in the busy and fulfilling life day by day, time seems to pass very quickly. June comes quietly, and the college entrance examination and separation are inevitable fates. The anxious and hot air is full of sad humidity. There was no solemn farewell as expected, but laughter as usual, but as we all know, there are many inseparable parts in this laughter. I don't know why, the person who is the most reluctant to meow is Wang Kele, and meow is startled by his own ideas. Meow meow, who was deep in thought, was interrupted by damn Wang Kele again. "Meow meow, you should do well in the college entrance examination so that you can go to the same school as me." "Who wants to go to the same school with you? I'm going to find my own prince charming. " "Your conscience to feed the dog? Thanks to my kindness to you. " “……”

? On the night when the college entrance examination results came out, everyone was too excited to sleep, including Wang Kele and Li Miaomiao. Wang Kele checked his grades first, ranking first in his class with 616 points. Li Miaomiao is not bad either, ranking fourth in the class with 587 points. "Meow meow ask you something?" "What is it?" "Do you still count the promises you promised me?" "Well, it's all a joke. Don't take it seriously." "No, I never took it as a joke. I want you to be my girlfriend." "What if I say no?" "If you dare to say no, I will wait for you and supervise you for a lifetime." At this time, Meow Meow's heart has long been full of joy, and the most tacit happiness is that the person you like just likes you.

"Then I heard that you already have a girl you like." "Fool, that person is you. Otherwise, why do you think I asked the class teacher to transfer you to sit next to me? " "Ah, it turns out that you are playing tricks." "Yes, that is, I asked the teacher in charge to tell her that I like you, and promised that the two of us would make progress, and she reluctantly agreed. Meow meow, I'm afraid you will be angry when you know, so I haven't told you. Forgive me, ok? " "Well thought, forgive if you say forgive." "What else do you want?" "I want you to continue to urge me, work together, or you leave me alone? So you owe me. " "So, you are willing to commit suicide." “……”

? "Because you are surrounded by positive energy, every day feels hopeful."

? "Because there is no shortage of people around you who have missed the lessons of the future because of a moment's joy, so we cherish you who can work together."

? "Because the affair is not as good as your side, the most beautiful scenery must be your company."

? When Wang Kele saw these words in Li Miaomiao's diary, he secretly smiled. The years were quiet, and the most beautiful scenery was around. It was not easy to meet, and it was even more difficult to be together. Next, it was the most beautiful scenery, and it was ok and cherished.