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Show host 1

Leaders, distinguished guests

Female teachers and students

Good evening, everyone!

When the rainy season in April moistens the flower buds in May, we begin to sing our season.

When the rainy season in April gave birth to the flower buds in May, we began to eulogize our youth.

M: We played the rhythm of May with instrumental music.

We sing the sweetness of May with songs;

M: We use Quyi to interpret the colorful May.

Woman, we use dance steps to spin the joy of May.

Male, we are celebrating in the sea of flowers in May.

Woman, we ring the bell in our hearts and meet in the moonlight in May.

The presentation performance of the 9th "Flower Sea in May" Art Festival of No.5 Middle School in Hesha City begins now.

1, men are happy because of me, so life is wonderful, youth is in generate in an instant, and enthusiasm is blooming at this moment! Dynamic, bold and unrestrained, exciting, * * * together into this shining light. Please enjoy the dance: "Happiness is because of me" Performers: Tian Wei and others in Class 7, Grade 1, Senior High School.

2. The water of the Yellow River flows through my ancestors' faces, carrying my yellow skin.

The waves of the male Yangtze River rolled over the chest of my ancestors, conveying my fighting spirit of forging ahead;

Our hearts are filled with the motherland, and I wish you the best.

Please enjoy the solo "Bless the Motherland". Singer: Luo Xuan, Senior One (1).

3. Who is calling my distant song? Who is waiting for my fireworks in a different place? Eternal love is not a mirage, it is my achievement, my' all'. Please enjoy the dance "Mirage" brought to us by Zou Yaya, a teacher in Grade Two 1 Class.

4. Women once had a voice that explained the thrilling love story. The two butterflies dancing on the strings hold the bow of history tightly and pull out eternal sadness. How many years and generations have we read this love story! The piano is still playing and the dancers are dancing. We read a sad love story from The Flying Butterfly. Please enjoy Wu Yingying's solo "Reading Butterfly Lovers" in Class Kloc-0, Grade 2.

Some people say that I can eat ten Jin of rice at a time, and some people say that I can cross the Yangtze River in one step; Some people say that I graduated from college at the age of one, and some people say that my lower lip is next to the ground and my upper lip is next to the sky. Audience friends, where do you think his face is? You don't know. But someone knows. Look, here they come.

6. The man thanked Jiang Shouyi of Class 5, Grade 1 for the laughter he brought us.

A woman's life is like a dream, a beautiful dream,

Seventeen years old is the beginning of a beautiful dream.

W: We are a dynamic generation.

M: We are the generation of dream catchers.

Let's move towards success from now on.

Male, please enjoy the dance "Start". Performers: Ke Wen, Class 4, Senior One, etc.

7. Today is a good day. Live well every day. We live happily in this beautiful spring. Like singing and dancing, bless us every day, please enjoy the dance "Beautiful Day". Performers: Class 4, Grade 1, Xu Jingu, etc.

8. The freedom of young men, the dynamism of young people, and the world of young people are full of dreams and hopes. Where there is love, there is dream, where there is dream, there is hope, and where there is hope, there is young us! The dazzling brilliance of the stage tonight will be even more dazzling under the night sky. Please enjoy the dance "Just Me". Performers: Class 4, Grade 2, Li Ya, etc.

9. In a woman's life, there are always some memories that we no longer have. Some things in life need to be forgotten. When we look forward to the future, we bid farewell to those who should be forgotten. Please listen to the solo "Remember to Forget". Performers: Qin Li, Class 2, Grade 2, Senior High School, etc.

Boyfriend, have you ever been to the place where Tujia people live? There are not only charming scenery and simple customs here, but also beautiful mountain girls and arrogant Han people. How many Tujia people's feelings and love have been bent out of the Eighteen Bend Mountain Road. Please enjoy Wushan Road Ten.

Eight bends, Xiong Shuang performance in Class 18, High School.

1 1, the women's eighteen-bend mountain road bends the feelings and love of countless Tujia people. There is also a true story. Have you ever heard of a beautiful girl ... Please enjoy the dance "A True Story" brought by Xie Jingjing from Class Two, Grade Three.

12. At the top of Dongshan Mountain, a Bai Yue rises, and a girl's face emerges. Please enjoy the solo "On the Top of Dongna Mountain" by Tang Qian of Grade Two (1) class.

13, female, we will become brave after loneliness;

M: After suffering and setbacks, we will become brave.

Woman: After experiencing cowardice, we will become brave.

People write courage in the dictionary of our life. Life is invincible only because it has courage.

Woman, let our brave hearts burn.

Male, please enjoy the dance "Brave" performed by Wu Yushan and Xu Qian brought by Class 4 and Class 5, Grade 2.

14 women have lost some precious things while pursuing progress. We call for civilization and we pray for a better life. Please enjoy the saxophone solo Dawn. Listen to an unforgettable story that shouldn't belong to us. Performer: Senior Two 1 Class Li Ming.

15, male mountains and rivers, small bridges, the air is filled with the fragrance of bamboo leaves. Listen, this song is playing. Look, six beautiful peacocks are flying towards us. Please enjoy the dance "There is a Beautiful Place". Performers: Xiang Liping, Class Two, Grade Two, etc.

16, the woman stood in front of Daimaru, watching my way carefully. I was singing on the stage, but I couldn't understand how much expectation and yearning there was behind the hope of that soap bubble. Please listen to "The Next Stop in a few days" sung by Xiao Min and Li Xi, girls from Class 27, Senior High School.

17, the primary color of a man's life is composed of black and white, and a wonderful life is also performed in black and white, with sadness, happiness, decadence and passion. Please enjoy the solo "Black and White" by Zhang Lei from Class 1, Senior One (1).

18, the gentle and affectionate rumba brings us the enjoyment of beauty, and the passionate rumba just brings us the vitality of youth. Let's dance and boil together! Let's enjoy the exotic customs together! Please enjoy the Latin dance in Class 3, Grade 1. Performers: Huang Zhenning, etc.

19. Male love is 10,000 hectares of forest. Lost people practice together. How many times does life need to practice to get a good answer to life? Life becomes meaningful because of practice. Please enjoy Lei Yu's solo "Practice" in Class 4, Grade 2, Senior High School.

20. Nowadays, women watch TV more and more depending on the host, watching them provoke life and watching them interpret life. Look, there is a pair of hosts who are frantically fighting for our eyes. Please enjoy the cross talk "Challenge the Host". Performers: Cai Cong and David Xu from Class 6, Grade 2.

2 1, a woman's good life exists every day. Laugh tonight, dance tonight, be happy tonight, and linger tonight. Please enjoy the dance "Good Day". Performer: Wang Xiaotian, Grade Three 1 Class, etc.

22, the wind in South Asia, raising the veil of seven elves, fluttering, if it rises and falls;

The love of female South Asia is an interpretation of the voices of the Seven Elves, burning with deep affection;

A man's raised hand, a gentle finger,

A woman's active body, lingering waist,

A man in a yellow shirt, a pair of flippers,

Female landscape paintings show the exotic customs of India and Pakistan.

Male, please enjoy the dance "India-Pakistan Water Show". Performers: Class 3, Grade 2, Liu Jiali, etc.

23. Female reality distorts unexpected dreams, bids farewell to the past, retains good memories and replaces tired wings. At this moment, I don't know the joys and sorrows on the road, put on the coat of courage, fly to my dream and leave this eternal moment. Please enjoy the duet "This Moment" by the singers Lu Yaqiong and Li in Class 6, Grade 2, Senior High School.

24. The world of mortals has forgotten his dream. Who can read the sadness in my heart?

The girl standing proudly with her sword on her back is hazy.

Pale, round Leng Yue came and went in a hurry.

I held a lantern and looked at the hero in my heart;

I danced with that man and praised his bravery.

Female please enjoy the dance "Hero". Performers: Class 8, Grade 2, Zhang Pingsha, etc.

25. Man, if the process of life is a river, then joy is the spray she splashes; If life is a song, then happiness is the rhythm it contains; If knowledge is a piano, then diligence is a bow. Please enjoy the dance company "If". Performers: Class 1 (1), Class 2, Class 7, Chen Quercus, etc.

People, we are the sea of flowers in May, embracing the future with youth;

Female, we are the eternal sun, illuminating the future with life.

The torch of the May 4th Movement aroused the national awakening.

The glorious cause of women inspires us to carry forward the past.

Leaders, distinguished guests,

Female teachers and students,

Tonight the man belongs to you, tonight belongs to me.

The girl's singing and laughing tonight will remain in your heart and mine.

Male, we use the splendor of May to reflect today in No.5 Middle School.

Female, we use the aura of May to reflect the tomorrow of No.5 Middle School.

How wonderful May is for men,

The fifth middle school in May will be brilliant.

The performance of the 9th "Flower Sea in May" Art Festival in Heshan No.5 Middle School is over!

Thank you for watching! Goodbye!

Bye, buddy.

Show host 2

Dear parents and friends.

Dear teachers and students:

H: hello, everyone!

C: With the melody of laughter, a colorful flower season is ushered in.

D: Bring good wishes and open up new hopes.

A: Although we are just a seedling, we are proud to live in the arms of our parents.

B: Although we are only a star, our happiness shines around our teachers.

C: How time flies! In a blink of an eye, we had another semester of lectures and performances.

D: Through this period of study, I believe everyone has made great progress and enjoyed the ocean of language.

A: In retrospect, it was full of our laughter and laughter, which made us change from timid to brave and generous.

B: I can't forget the past. It is full of gratitude and emotion, which has taught us unity, enterprising, self-confidence and strength.

C: On this special day, we want to say to the teacher who has been teaching us: You have worked hard!

Say thank you to grandpa, grandma, dad and mom who care about us. I love you!

A: At the same time, we should also say "Come on" to the students who live together day and night!

B: Now I declare that the speech performance will begin.

1. Rhythmic oral practice

B: Oral exercise is a training method to exercise our oral muscle flexibility, tongue strength and pronunciation accuracy. Let's invite all the students to show us oral practice.

Step 2 tongue twister

C: As a host, it is very important to speak clearly.

D: yes. We learned a lot of tongue twisters here. Now let the students in our language performance class show you.

Recite kebabs

C: Poetry is an endless sea. Facing it, you can see the spring blossoms from a distance.

D: Poetry is an endless sky. Looking up, you can find the traces of birds.

Please enjoy reciting kebabs. Performers-

4. Crosstalk

B: "Speaking, learning, teasing and singing" are the basic artistic means of cross talk tradition. Crosstalk is a folk art, which makes the audience laugh by telling jokes or interesting questions and answers. -and-two students brought you a wonderful cross talk joke.

5. Allegro

C: Let's have a change after the cross talk.

D: OK, we'll serve you an allegro kebab.

C: Yes, Allegro is a popular program form.

D: That's right. You see, allegro masters in big classes and small classes are going to Pk here. Let's wait and see.

6. Double springs

B: The double reed is a traditional folk art in China, with humorous language and performance. Next, please-bring you a pair of springs.

7.three sentences and a half

c； Today is our second performance report.

Ding; Yes, in order to entertain everyone, we four young students specially arranged a three-and-a-half sentence.

c； Really? What are you waiting for? Let's cheer for them!

Conclusion:

A: Although we can't stop the passage of time, we can control our mood.

At this happy moment, I wish you a poem, a melody and a warm heart.

C: May our blessings bloom like small flowers in a warm season and decorate the festive season for you.

D: Today's performance shows that we are a dynamic and future-oriented team.

Presenter's speech 3

Dear leaders, distinguished guests,

Hello everyone!

Today, we get together to celebrate the first Teachers' Day. In recent years, under the correct leadership of the county party committee and the county government, and with the strong support from all walks of life, the education in our county is thriving. Here, I would like to extend a warm welcome to the friends who came to the performance site, and express my heartfelt thanks to the leaders at all levels and friends from all walks of life who care about and support the education cause! Before the program begins, let's warmly welcome Zhang Guozhou, deputy secretary of the county party committee, to give a speech for the cultural performance!

prologue

Man: September, autumn is crisp!

Woman: Today in September, the tide rises and falls!

M: Dear leaders, distinguished guests.

Woman: Hello, dear teachers and classmates.

H: Good morning! (Bowing)

M: On this sweet-scented osmanthus day, we have ushered in the first Teachers' Day!

W: At this exciting moment, the teachers and students of the county get together to celebrate their achievements and fly their ideals!

M: From 20 to 2000, our county's education achieved new glory, the standardized management level of primary schools reached a new level, the teaching reform of junior high schools was launched in an all-round way, the teaching quality of senior high schools was greatly improved, and vocational education achieved leap-forward development.

Female: From 20 to 2008, the college entrance examination in our county was a great success again. The number of undergraduates entering the college entrance examination ranks first in the city by absolute advantage, and five students in the county have been admitted to Tsinghua of Peking University.

M: These achievements depend on the strong leadership of the county party committee and government and the care and support from all walks of life.

W: Here, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to leaders at all levels and friends from all walks of life who care about and support education. Thank you!

M: Today, let's spread our passion and convey our joy.

W: Today, let's sing loudly and have fun.

Male: A theatrical performance celebrating the _ _ th Teachers' Day in Shenxian County-

H: Let's start now!

W: First of all, please enjoy the dance "Harvest Waist Drum" performed by Yue Bing and Zhang Pei of Guomian School.

crosstalk

2, peaches and plums are fragrant all over the world, and spring is brilliant all over the world. Sincere blessing, dedicated to the beloved teacher. Please listen to the music poem "Bless Your Teacher" brought by Jing Liu from the experimental middle school.

Education in our county is developing vigorously, because we have a young and energetic team of teachers. Please enjoy the dance "Customs of the Western Regions" performed by Ren Peng and Shine Wong in the experimental kindergarten.

4. There are many kinds of China operas, each with its own characteristics, which are widely circulated. Henan Opera is the next famous opera. Now, please enjoy the excerpts from the Henan Opera "Mu Shuai Shuai" brought to us by the experimental primary school teacher Li.

Children are the flowers, hopes and pillars of the motherland. Please enjoy the dance "Balangzi" prepared by Xu Bowen and the students of experimental primary school.

6. When China's songs are mentioned, many people will think of the folk song Jasmine. Its melody is beautiful and euphemistic. If we use all kinds of instrumental music to interpret it, it will give it new charm. Today, the music teachers of the experimental high school brought a new folk song "Jasmine" to everyone.

7. When we wave, when we change our steps.

When we jump in the air, when we spin and fly.

We can always feel the power of youth, a never-ending passion. Please enjoy the dance "Blue Passion" brought by No.1 Middle School.

8. Education makes the nation prosperous, and education makes the nation strong. The great development of education today will definitely bring a more brilliant tomorrow to the motherland. Please enjoy the song "Good Luck" prepared by Yan Yanqin, an experimental primary school teacher.

With the improvement of living standards in China, fitness has become a fashion. Let's enjoy the modern dance "It's better to dance" performed by vocational secondary school students.

10, the sunshine in September is particularly bright, and the sky in September is bright, singing beautiful songs and dancing happily. Please enjoy the song and dance "Li Ali" brought to us by Teacher Song Xia in the experimental junior middle school.

1 1, beautiful angel, diligent gardener, engineer of human soul, no matter how beautiful the name and appropriate metaphor, you can't express your hard work! Please enjoy the aerobics "Walking with the World" performed by Li Jinling and others in the middle school tomorrow.

12 and 20- These years have been extraordinary in China. In the face of major geological disasters, the people of China are closely United and never give up. Let us always have a grateful heart, pray for them and bless them. Please enjoy "Grateful Heart" brought by students from special schools such as Shilin and Liu Xin.

13. In recent years, education in our county has developed vigorously. Groups of lovely children are like beautiful flowers, bathed in bright sunshine and growing healthily and vigorously. Please enjoy the dance "Fragrant Flowers" brought by Zhou Xiaoxue and others in kindergarten tomorrow.

14. With the spread of martial arts films, "China Kung Fu" has long been popular all over the world. As a traditional sport in China, Wushu finally held hands with the Olympic Games for the first time in Beijing. Now, let's enjoy "China Kung Fu" brought by teacher Liu Jinjie from vocational secondary school.

15, give you a good luck, give you a good luck. As long as everyone works together with Qi Xin, the education in Shenxian County will be more magnificent. Please enjoy the songs and dances prepared by Teacher Zhang and Teacher Bi in No.1 Middle School.

Concluding remarks

Man: Facing the sun, we spread out colorful pictures.

Woman: Going into the future, we write heroic vows.

Teachers, we should also sow hope in the harvest season. Let's unite and make progress together.

Woman: Dear teachers, the horn of the new journey has sounded. Let's continue-

Together: Ride the wind and waves, sail and sail.

M: The theatrical performance celebrating the 24th Teachers' Day in Shenxian County is over.

Presenter's speech 4

Opening:

Male 1: Leaders,

Female 1: Ladies and gentlemen,

Dear colleagues,

Dear students,

H: hello, everyone!

Male 1: the sky in September, the golden wind is cool;

Female 1: The earth in September is full of fruits and full of fragrance;

Man 2: On the campus in September, the voice of blessing echoed;

Woman 2: Gorgeous music is playing in the auditorium in September!

Male 1: international competition and national strength attract more and more attention to education;

Female 1: With the sustenance of several generations and the dream of family, teachers have more and more expectations.

Male 2: Since March this year, Qingxian Education Bureau has paid close attention to the construction of teachers' morality and style to promote teachers' professional growth.

Woman 2: Under the care and leadership of the county party committee and government, the county's education has made great achievements and written a new chapter.

Male 1: preschool education is new, primary education is solid, junior high school education is strong, senior high school education is efficient, vocational education is practical, special education is leading, and all kinds of education go hand in hand;

Female 1: Love your job, love life as a child, be a teacher, study hard, and the main theme of professional ethics is sung among teachers!

Man 2: All talents are in a strategic position. They hold the baton of development.

Woman 2: Be generous and make county education bigger and stronger!

Male 1: Things change, the world of mortals is prosperous, teachers watch the pure countryside, are willing to be lonely, and are calm and self-reliant;

Female 1: Up and down the podium, inside and outside the campus, teachers shoulder heavy responsibilities and care about students, which is unforgettable;

Male 2: Spring and autumn change, cold comes and summer goes, and teachers devote themselves to trivial work, teaching and educating people, and running around day and night;

Woman 2: Even today, Teachers' Day, teachers are still working hard in their respective posts as always.

Male 1: Today, on the 28th Teachers' Day, I extend my highest respect, deepest thanks and heartfelt wishes to you-

Happy holidays, teacher!

Teacher, be happy and healthy!

Female1:-Cultural performance celebrating Teachers' Day in this county in 20-2000-

H: Let's start now!

End:

M 1: There is a kind of love that cannot be forgotten. It transcends family affection, and has care, kindness, restraint, guidance, companionship, understanding, respect and tolerance. This is teacher love;

Female 1: There is a kind of spirit that is the noblest, willing to work hard, willing to pay, willing to be lonely, willing to be ordinary, willing to be poor, willing to resent, willing to seek and willing to persist. This is the teacher's morality.

Man 2: No language can express respect for teachers. I am too pious to look for words, because the word "teacher" itself is the highest respect in the world.

Woman 2: No words can express my gratitude to my teacher. I can only inherit the spirit of the teacher, shoulder the teacher's career, and cultivate more peaches and plums with the teacher.

Male 1: Thanks to the kind care of leaders at all levels, education has a greater development space;

Female 1: Thank you for the support and full cooperation from all walks of life, so that children can have a better growth environment;

Man 2: Thank you lovely children, and give the best praise to those who love you with your healthy growth!

Woman 2: We will work harder, take advantage of the east wind of the construction of teachers' morality in our county, temper teachers' morality, cultivate internal strength, improve our quality internally, strengthen our image externally, and win higher social respect for education and teachers.

Speech by the host of the program performance 5

Hello, leaders and teachers!

First of all, please allow me, on behalf of all the teachers and students of the first primary school in the Development Zone, to warmly welcome the leaders to visit our first primary school for inspection and guidance. We believe that the arrival of leaders is also a strong support for the work of our school.

Our school takes activities as the carrier to promote students' personality development, and strives to uphold the teaching concept of "considering students' lifelong development", and has established various interest groups such as dance, chorus, sports activities, science and technology.

Next, please enjoy the performances brought by students from some activity groups in our school.

1, I am a small sapling, bathed in the sunshine of wisdom and thriving in the soil of knowledge. Teacher! It is you who let us approach China literary classics again and again and wander in the long corridor of China culture. Today, let's read 300 Tang poems again, and always remember the charm of our ancestors and your affection. Please enjoy the dance "Reading Tang Poetry".

The music on campus belongs to you, and so does the music on campus. In every child's heart, the sweetness of music will ring. Let's open our hearts, listen to the beauty of music and feel the violin singing like a song. Please enjoy the violin solo Win the Flag.

3, drum set not only has a strong sense of rhythm, but also skillfully changes endless unique sounds through the cooperation of two hands and feet! Please enjoy the drum solo "Yankee Dodd"

4. Fairy music is fluttering, bells and drums are ringing, clouds are dark with rain, water is faint with smoke, dancing is graceful, ribbons are elegant, just like Dunhuang fairies, just like Chang 'e flying. Please enjoy the dance "Flying"

5. Flying youth exudes infinite vitality; Gentle and affectionate rumba brings us beautiful enjoyment; Passion brings us the vitality of youth. Let's dance together, please enjoy the Latin dance performance "Passion is just right".

6, modern dance, this is a kind of unrestrained dance that many girls like, it infects every audience with a dynamic and warm rhythm, please enjoy the modern dance "Happy Angel".

7. In our hearts, the teacher is like our mother, caring for us in every way, always paying attention to our growth with her kind eyes, accompanying us to study and play games. Next, please enjoy the chorus "I love the teacher's eyes"

Our first primary school is enjoying a harmonious spring breeze, teachers are happy at work, students are tired of studying, and we are painting a better tomorrow with full enthusiasm and confidence!

Leaders, the performance of today's quality education report is over. Welcome leaders to our school to inspect and guide the work again. thank you

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