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Is Shenzhen Vocational and Technical School good?

1. This is the only college where China students can get in touch with doctors from world-renowned universities such as the United States, Canada, Britain, Australia, Japan and South Korea. Only the salary of a deep-seated university teacher can kill the salary of an ordinary teacher by 2 1 1. The starting salary is 400,000, and ordinary 985, such as Wuhan University and Sun Yat-sen University, is difficult to get into the deep position. Teachers who graduated from Tsinghua Peking University are all walking around this school. Is the high salary, is very extravagant. Basically, which famous teacher do you like, 500 thousand can't come, okay, 600 thousand can't come? Will 800 thousand come or not? Still not coming? Send an SCI paper and reward 50,000 yuan (the highest price in the country). Few people can refuse.

The campus is being renovated every year, and the headmaster made a joke that it would cost at least 5 million yuan every day. What should I do? Be sure to spend it all. The annual budget is 2 1 100 million operating expenses. There is no college that is not renovated once every three years. There is no way. Too much money just can't be spent. 50% students have won at least one scholarship. The cost of surgery is twice that of the second-ranked specialty, so kill two copies at will. Teachers often have two computers and three computers each.

Because of money, there are fish, swans, mandarin ducks, cats and dogs on campus, all of which are obese. Sports cars can be seen everywhere. Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Porsche are so common that students who drive these cars won't take a second look. When you enter school, it is the park.

However, students are divided into two levels. Some people work hard, others play every day. It is recommended that students who are particularly poor and students who are particularly rich come. Not in the middle. Especially poor people can go to school for free, and there are various grants and scholarships. The school works in 23 yuan every hour and works part-time outside for 50 hours, which is more suitable for students from poor families. Reading is free and you can see the world. Rich children, in particular, can broaden their horizons here. As a springboard, it is convenient to study abroad, and it is not bad to make friends in business. Middle-class children might as well repeat their studies for one year and take an undergraduate course.