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What do you mean, shit?

Shit. What do you mean?

Shit: Describe chaotic, disorderly and disorderly scenes and results. A mess, a mess

Shit. What do you mean?

Bad zāo

(1) (pictophonetic characters. From Michigan, Cao Sheng. Derived from rice and related to wine making. Original meaning: ancient refers to the wine that has not been soaked with me. Later refers to wine dregs)

(2) with the original meaning [distiller's grains; draff]

Shit, I'm drunk, too. -"Shuo Wen"

After * * *, I will drink the guests' gifts. -"Zhou Li Jiuzheng". Note: "Shit, it is clear to doctors who don't treat them."

The rice fields are clean. -The Book of Rites. Note: "Shit, alcohol is also."

There are idle people nearby. -"Lost of Mozi"

The relationship between pork and bran.

Why not feed it bad? -Historical Records Biographies of Qu Yuan and Jia Sheng

(3) Another example is a bad nose (rosacea; Red nose); Gutter oil (oil made by adding sweet grain or distiller's grains). Used to mix cold dishes or as snacks); In poor spirits (wine. Use "dross"); Bad altar (place for drinking and gathering) is "jar"); Bad head (drunkard, scolding people who like to drink)

(4) refers to [coarse grains]. food of poor quality

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Too bad.

Shit, zāo

"Move"

(1) Use wine or distiller's grains or [pick with distiller] in wine.

It's even worse if you can't see the meat. -"Biography of Jin Shu Confucius"

(2) Another example: bad fish (cooked fish pickled with distiller's grains); Bad pickling (bad water immersion, bad pickling). Food marinated with spices such as wine or distiller's grains and salt)

(3) ruin [insurance; Destroy; Waste]. For example, bad toes (spoil; Ravaged); Disturb (harass)

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Bad zāo

shape

(1) commonly known as things go bad [in a ruined state; At sixes and sevens; Bad luck]

This is even worse. Why do monks have pigtails on their heads? -"Biography of Heroes of Children"

2 rotten [rotten; Decadent]. For example, rotten; This shame is not good

What do you mean, shit?

It means bad.

dog droppings

Basic explanation

Of something or a bad situation.

Detailed explanation

Things or situations are very bad.

What does "bad week" mean?

surrounding region

Voice: zh uzāo

Interpretation: [About; Round; Around] around; around

For example: 1. She doubted her surroundings.

God, what is around me?

No matter what kind of noisy and harsh environment is around.

Why not mix with the cake? What does cake mean? Five points.

Well, it's like this ... one person usually said "bad", but he was cheated by the cake seller and changed his name to "bad" ... I can only do this. ...

What do you mean worse?

If you are too ambitious, you will get nothing. You work hard to gain knowledge. Everything you know, everything you can say.

What do you mean, concave?

Concave bad, officially written as: bad, pronounced as: á o zā o

Bad, has the following meanings:

1, fight like hell.

The biography of Han Huo Qubing and Gao Gaolan Yan Shigu quoted Jin Nuo Zhuo as saying: "The world says it is bad to kill people until they die."

2. Dirty.

"Zhuzi Genre" Volume 72: "A certain taste says that if you want to spit out a lot of bad knowledge in your stomach, there will always be something wrong."

Yuan Yuebochuan's "Li Tie" is the fourth fold: "The bad one is called the flower head, get out!"

A Ying's Jokes of the Ming Dynasty IX: "My feet are not good, I am a prostitute, and Luo Guai looks like a good girl."

3. Not the latest.

Sheng "Sun Gong Tan Pu" Volume 1: "Sima Wengong's demise should be full of enjoyment. Courtiers are so embarrassed that fasting is better than forgiveness. Su Zizhan led his colleagues past.

Cheng Yi and Zheng Gu quoted The Analects of Confucius as saying, "If children cry every day, they will not sing". Zi Zhan said:' Tang Ming is an auspicious gift, but you won't cry when you sing it.' I also told Sima Zhugu not to hang himself, and Zi Zhan said,' I can simply describe it as a bad uncle and a bad grandson.' Laugh at the smell. "A book about" bad ".

4. Regret and worry.

Tang Mingzu's The Purple Hairpin Drunken Weng: "Although you are poor and violent, you are still beautiful."

"Five episodes of Jianxuan, the sigh of the librarian" quotes the third poem of Wen Zhiming's "No.1 Scholar": "It is full of anger to persuade people not to be gentlemen."

What do you mean, noisy?

Low back to the sixty-first

Pigs and wolves quit to help defeat the devil.

Sun Walker's Three-tone Banana Fan

Brief description: Niu Wangmo became Bajie, took over Fan, and the battle with Wukong had three stages. With the help of all the protectors, Niu Wangmo failed. Zhu Jin and Tian Bing subdued the cattle. Wukong fanned the mountain fire with the treasure fan handed over by the rogue, and the master and apprentice climbed over the flaming mountain.

Text: The cow caught up with Sun and saw him walking happily with a banana fan on his shoulder. The devil is afraid.

"It turns out that the lynx has learned how to use it," he said. If I ask him face to face, he will definitely refuse. if

Slap me. Want to go 108 thousand miles away, but don't like it? I can smell the Tang Priest waiting on that road. His second apprentice

Pig essence, the third disciple Sha, I knew him when I was a monster. I became a pig essence and lied to him.

It is expected that the lynx will get carried away and will not be careful about the details. "Good monster, he also has seventy-two changes, and his martial arts are like the Great Sage.

It's just that I'm a wolf, I'm not sick, and I can't live up to it; Hide the sword, say a spell and transform yourself into Bajie.

On the whole, he turned away from the road, faced the Great Sage, and cried:

"Brother, I'm coming!" The Great Sage is really happy. As the ancients said, the winning cat is in raptures, only relying on strength.

Ignoring the visitor's meaning, he saw that it was a pig and called, "Brother, where are you going?" Niu Wang mo Zhuo

Zhu Jinger said, "Master, if you don't come back for a long time, I'm afraid that cow will attack you. You can't beat him, but it's rare for him to teach me.

To see you. "Monkey laughed." Don't bother, I see. "Cow king asked again:

"How did you get it?" "That old cow has fought me a hundred times," Monkey said. "It's a dead heat.

He left me and went to the bottom of Bibotan in Shishan to have a drink with a group of Jiao Jinglong Jingjing. I sneaked away with him and became a

The crab stole the golden-eyed beast he rode, turned it into an old cow, and went to Bajiaodong to coax hooligans. That woman and

I married a couple, and I tried to cheat the future. "Niu Wang said," But when I was born, my brother worked too hard.

I can take the fan. "Know that this is true and false, but he can't consider this, so he handed him the fan.

Niu Wang, who knew the source of fan retraction, took it and somehow twisted it, but it was still as small as a piece.

Apricot leaves, showing their true colors, began to curse: "Po Hou!

Do you recognize me? "Monkey saw it and regretted it." It's mine! "Hate, stamped shouted:

"ah! I hunt geese every year, but now I am blinded by Xiaoyan. "

He was furious, pulled up an iron bar and hit him on the head, and the demon king slapped him. I didn't know that the Great Sage used to

When the moth turned into a rogue's stomach, he put Ding Fengdan in his mouth and swallowed it unconsciously, so his five internal organs were firmly locked.

All the bones are solid. No matter how hard he tries, he won't move any more. Cow king panicked, threw the baby into his mouth and cut his sword with both hands. that

The two men played well in mid-air: Sun Qitian, the Great Sage, and the King of Cows who splashed water in mixed circles, only for a banana fan, each one was more powerful than the other. Rough

The Great Sage deceives others, but dares to fan the ox king.

This one, the golden hoop is ruthless; That one, double-edged Qingfeng has wisdom. Wei Shi, the Great Sage, sprayed colored fog, and the Bull King splashed colored fog.

Spit out. Qi Dou Yong, two bad guys, gritted their teeth and were in high spirits.

Sowing dust makes the world dark, flying sand and stones hide ghosts and gods. How dare you lie to me in ignorance! The man said, "I ...

My wife promises you * * *! "Village language, strong feelings. One said, "Damn it, you tricked Jurchen! Be guilty of a lawsuit

Hey! "Smart JiTianSheng, fierce stubborn king, bent on killing, non-negotiable. To meet Qi's great efforts, there are

Some loose and slow deaths.

Not to mention that the two of them are inseparable, but it shows that Tang Priest is sitting on the road, one is steaming with anger and the other is anxious and thirsty.

"I dare ask God," Yanshan said quietly. "What about Niu Wangmo's magic?" "That ox king has magical powers, but he has no magical powers," said Tudi.

Edge, it is sun's opponent. "Wukong is a walker," Sanzang said. "There are always two thousand miles away from home, and it's easy in a blink of an eye.

Come back, why have you been away for a day now? This is a gamble with Niu Wang. "Call:" Wuneng, Jason Wu! Which one of you is going?

Welcome your brother? When you meet an enemy, you should help me hard, get a fan, relieve my irritability and cross the mountain early.

Yes Pig said, "I wanted to meet him tonight, but I didn't know about Jileishan Road." . Land:

"The little god knows. Teach the general in confinement to keep your master company, and I'll go with you. " Sanzang was overjoyed and said, "Thank you.

God, thank you again when you're done. "

The eight pigs, full of energy, tied a bunch of brocade, carried palladium, made a cloud with the land and went back to the east.

Walking on the road, I heard a shout of ShaSheng, the wind rolling.

Bajie held down the cloud to watch. ......