English duty report, please ask for an expert

HI, everyone! Good morning! Today is Thursday, May the thirty-first. What a lovely day, isn't it? We should have some fun at the beginning of this beartifull day. Here comes my daily jokes, are u ready for fun?

Joke) my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

My dog ??can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh,

Honey, I lost my precious puppy!

Mrs. Smith: But you should put an ad in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my puppy can’t read. ”

You can start with a casual greeting like this, and you can change the joke yourself. I hope it can help you~