Help me think of jokes about China, Americans, French (or Japanese), thank you.

China, Japanese and Americans were traveling together and met a savage on the way. The savage said, "Each of you will find me a fruit so that I won't eat you." The American found the apple, and the savage said, "Put the apple in your ass for a hundred dollars, and I will let you go." The Americans stuffed ten and died. China people found grapes, stuffed ninety-nine grapes, and died laughing. Later, God asked the people of China, "Why did you laugh before you died?" The China replied, "Because I saw the Japanese bring back a durian."