Jokes in history class

1. History teacher: "In this class, we are going to study the Opium War. Before the Opium War, the trade between China and Britain was always in a position of transcendence, so ... "At this time, classmate A interrupted the teacher and asked," Teacher, what is transcendence? " The teacher replied smoothly, "roughness is the antonym of smoothness."

2. History teacher: "In this class, we began to learn about ancient Egypt. First of all, I ask you, when I talk about ancient Egypt, what do you think of? " All the students replied in unison: "I thought of' Mu Aiyin'!"

3. Last semester in Senior One, we learned a text "Monkey King" in Chinese class, which was selected from the first time in The Journey to the West. The teacher asked X in the class to introduce the author Wu Cheng'en. On the reference book, classmate X wrote: "Wu Cheng'en is the author of The Journey to the West, a famous classical writer in China ... (A few hundred words are omitted here) Wu Cheng'en likes to read novels written by local people in the Tang and Song Dynasties." After the introduction of X, the teacher asked Zhang zhen to continue to introduce more knowledge about Wu Cheng'en. Zhang zhen stood up and read a book: "Wu Cheng'en is the author of The Journey to the West, a famous China classical writer …" The teacher interrupted him and said: "Don't say what that classmate said just now." Zhang zhen read a sentence in the book, "Wu Cheng'en likes to read the novels of local people in Tang and Song Dynasties and learn from them", so he said loudly: "Learn from them!" The class laughed.

4. In the last semester of senior one, the content of history and society class was "the society we live in". When talking about "the great rivers and mountains in China", the teacher asked us to talk about the famous mountains in China. Students can name Huangshan, Huashan, Taishan, Lushan and Emei Mountain. At this moment, Zhang zhen handed me a piece of paper, which read "Maoshan" (Maoshan is the cemetery of Jinzhou). After class, Zhang zhen gave me another piece of paper with some anthropomorphic mountains painted on it, and the following sentence was written: "We are all nutritious mountains".