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"Online Game Series" Author: Many people

Dark night online by moonlight story

There is no night in the dark-

He is warm and cheerful;

He is as cold as the moon;

People who don't like each other in reality are friends who share life and death in the game, when they gradually find that they are ignored by themselves.

On the other hand, the heart began to sink uncontrollably;

Friendship? Love?

Teenagers can't tell, only know that they can't lose him.

Qi Xuan, the author of "Like a Fairy is a Demon" and "The First Chapter is a Star"

Official documents and letters

The purpose of this article: a long stream of water, infinite tenderness.

Yours is pure like moonlight, so beautiful that I can't take my eyes off it

Exhausted the gentleness of life, only to make up a dream paradise for you.

I don't want sadness in your eyes, even if it is broken into pieces.

The starlight you lit in Tianhe is the direction of my life.

If Tao is your destiny, I would like to become an immortal:

If destruction is your end, I will be possessed.

6 The Moon Without God

Copywriting:

Online games. It has nothing to do with high technology such as helmet brainwaves.

Tell the story from a realistic perspective. Will write some real life appropriately.

This article is based on a real event-|||

In memory of a once addicted online game and a trade union that has always made me reluctant to part.

Here are some simple settings in this article:

Game name: Godless Online

Medieval magical background. 3D .

Race: Elves, Humans, Half Animals, Dwarves.

Character quality points are distributed by the players themselves. The system is not responsible.

Hero ID: Yin Yue? law

Grade: 58

Race: human

Occupation: Divine Officer

Hanging out in the server with the largest number of players and the strongest average strength.

The four major trade union forces of the server are Grandia, Blade Empire, Hall of Glory and Phantom Alliance.

The siege war is held at 8 o'clock every Friday night, and finally the city's trade unions can get the game currency and treasure chest of the system reward. The treasure chest has a certain chance to produce the best equipment.

The highest level of the game is level 60. Have 12 occupation.

In addition, this game does not limit PK locations.

7 The Lost Land Part I-Reading, Thinking and Communication;

The Lost Earth Order

"Player" Style Feather "confirm to delete the character? Please confirm! "Slow and lifeless system voice, there was a regular inquiry again.

"confirm!" I said coldly, I should say ... I'm not in the mood!

A year ago, the lost land swept the whole country. The online virtual game developed by Wang Jing Company is well known to all ages, and its authenticity is 99.9%! There are hundreds of millions of people playing online at present!

Therefore, it is divided into seven servers to reduce the capacity of each server. And I am a player in the beta period and a professional player!

In the "Dongfeng" server for half a year, I have ranked fifth in the Golden Light List, one of the best rich families, and ranked in the top 50, but ... because of something, I cut him this role! !

Maybe some people will feel pity! But I don't have the courage to show up in Dongfeng with that face. However, Wang Jing company stipulates that people can be deleted, but there is only one account, so all except equipment, medicines and gold coins will stay, so I will be relieved if I delete them! After all, I also want to make money with this game!

"... I'm sorry ... Feather ..." Recalling the subtle inaudible voice, it couldn't reach my ears, but the sharp voice always stung my heart. ...

"Why do you want to say sorry to him? Yeah, he looks sorry, okay! 』

"If it weren't for his less money, how could we be with him? 』

"Even two pieces of" Jinfeng Caiyi "can't afford the poor wretch, not worthy of our sisters! 』

"There will be! Ability is really weak ... The level is so low ... "

The words are endless, I don't understand ... will the level of 87 be low? The highest is only 10 1 ... and the fifth richest list is called "poor"?

I'm really speechless .. It's all my fault. When people come and go in the street, she still keeps cursing. What I really care about is whether that person is hiding in another man's arms, as her sister said, am I really that useless?

That man, 10 1, ranks first in the list of heaven and earth, and is also the first in the list of golden lights. He is the only rich man in Dongfeng who can afford two pieces of "golden phoenix Colored Clothes" ... After seeing her for the last time, I silently went offline! And delete characters ... maybe. ..

Maybe so, I can forget everything before ... forget her beauty ... her cruelty ... maybe ... I won't remember everything about them ... maybe. ...

8 Blue Online-Getting Married

Seven o'clock in the evening, Shu's house.

After a hot bath, Shu Linglin slowly walked out of the bathroom, feeling happy involuntarily, wiping her wet hair and humming a song.

After bypassing the screen, I saw at a glance that the four funny people were sitting on the ground watching wait for a while and couldn't help laughing: "Do you want to wash it, too?"

There are five people in their family, He, parents and two sisters. There are three bedrooms in the home, and each bedroom has its own bathroom, so no one will come to take a bath in his bathroom.

Iris Lin just didn't know that this long-lost smile surprised his stupid family, and his chin almost fell off.

The smile is beautiful and the people are beautiful. ...

Wearing a loose bathrobe on him is even more reverie. ...

"In the future, I will help Lin find the most beautiful woman in the world to match!" Dad is very excited.

"Linlin can get married!" Mother looked at him lovingly.

"It's really my brother ... the best." The two sisters looked at each other, and neither of them was stupid enough to say it and let people cut it.

Their eyes are strange ... Is there a conspiracy? Ling Lin secretly put away her bathrobe.

"Well, what about Lin Lin ... yes, that, that ..." Old Shu spoke haltingly, and the whole family couldn't help losing their voices.

"We want to know, are you really ready?" Mother can't see the past, just take the words.

Mental preparation? What strange question?

Ling Lin cast a questioning look at the two sisters. Sure enough, when the two boys were guilty, they immediately looked around, but they didn't look him in the face.

It seems that these two little girls must be very talkative. That's right.

"Mom and Dad, I've decided." Lingling's tone is very firm.

9 "Thirty Miles of Flowers" (online game)

Presided over the completion of the work. The races or titles suitable for your physical fitness are: [Black Bear Essence] in the inferno; Swordsman in Terran; The underworld is dark (ghost house); Vulcan priest (half demon) of the dark sacrifice family.

"Wow, ha ha ha ... there is a Vulcan priest ... isn't this my screen name? Hmm? Hey, hey! That's not what I want! Hey! I just expressed my opinion, I didn't choose this one! "

Race selection succeeded. People belong to ...

"I didn't choose Vulcan priests! Hey, what's going on I want to choose black impermanence! ! "

Ha ... ahem! Race selection succeeded. The role attribute table is as follows:

Name of personnel:

Gender: male race: half demon

Gang: No.

Family: Dark Sacrifice Family Title: Reverend Vulcan

Good and evil points: 500 Jianghu reputation: 500

Physical strength (blood): 3

Strength (Attack): 3

Body type (sensitivity): 3

Internal Power (Magic): 3

Charm: 3 0

Sexual desire: hiding

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"wow! What is sexual desire? ! ! And why are my attribute points all three? Shit, what's your problem ~! "

Sorry, I accidentally dialed the wrong number just now. Not lust, but luck. Alas, intelligent ABC just can't.

"... I don't care! I want to rebuild! What garbage attribute ~ "

This game does not advocate deleting numbers. If necessary, please go to XXX, Zhenhai Road, Qingyang Town, Jinjiang City, Fujian Province, People's Republic of China (PRC) and pay 700 million RMB for the funeral expenses. At the same time, this game does not allow an entity to have multiple numbers.

"Shit, just say I'm not allowed to rebuild ... damn it."

Do you want to start the game now?

"Wait a minute, isn't the priest a western thing?"

Ignorance. There were priests in ancient China. For example, people who pray for the emperor and worship heaven. The priest is one of the few wizards in the eastern world.

"So what other sects in the East also have spells?"

Taoist priests and immortals can also use a small amount of spells, but Taoist priests prefer magic and alchemy. Of course, the faeries can use more spells than priests, but the faeries also have many rules. At the same time, Xianzu also asked not to move his heart, and offenders would be robbed by heaven once a year during game time.

"Wow, it's really troublesome."

Excuse me, are you going to start the game?

"... yes. "

This game can ensure that your real entity is intact, and any function will not degenerate or shrink. If you die three times in the game, this number will disappear forever. After the account disappears, you can go offline and rebuild a new number. PK death in the game is not a real death. Natural disasters in this game will also have an impact on players. Then have a good game.

Hua's eyes lit up. ......

10 Xinghai Legend (Online Games) Volume I

"My God ──" A man's unwilling roar came from an office building.

A few sparrows landed on the tall poplar tree next to the building, chirping and peeping through the glass window with curious eyes. Suddenly, the window was suddenly opened, and a head with flying hair appeared and shouted angrily, "What do you mean, scream, scream!" " "

The frightened bird flew away, and Yang Hai drew his head back without interest. He threw the glasses he had just held in his left hand back to the desktop, stared at the stock market trend in the computer, and muttered a curse.

"Lao Yang, what's the matter with you?" Colleague Zhao Jie came over and asked an interesting question. When she saw the page in the computer, she shook her head and said, "Let's do things honestly. Don't think about suddenly getting rich and speculating in stocks. This kind of thing can drive people to jump off a building. Not to mention that many people get rich because of this. I haven't seen many people lose money because of this ... "

Seeing Zhao Jie's "Invincible nagging solution" unfold on Lao Yang, who is said to be the most stubborn person in the office, the eyes of all colleagues in the office are bright, and many fans have seen Mei Lanfang.

I saw Zhao Jie's thin lips growling up and down, and her words gushed. Female voices with no hoarse signs rushed to everyone's eardrums like the Yangtze River and the Yellow River. Half an hour later, everyone looked a little pale, and they all lamented that it was impossible to really want to see other people's jokes without paying some price.

Lao Yang didn't say a word for a long time. Just when people thought he had surrendered or fainted in his heart, he sighed long, leaned back, reached for his glasses and put them on slowly. He looked up and asked, "Sister Zhao, what did you just say?"

Hit KO, stubborn Lao Yang nagged Zhao Jie, and won completely. Knock down the audience a few times.

..................

Women, gangs and bankruptcies in rumors are all moved by facts.

Yang Hai is clever and arrogant. He has been in love with sex in the stock market since he was a teenager. He is known as one of the stock gods and one of the three gods in the stock market.

I made a lot of money easily, but my wife and children were separated in the bullets of the gang.

Look at the wife who just woke up from the crisis and think about her son who fell in a pool of blood. In fact, there is a fierce arrogance in his bones. Holding a gun, he met Li, a god who is called the Three Gods but works for green gang. In a few words, he pulled out his gun.

Yang Hai gave a wry smile, opened his five fingers and carefully looked at his hand holding a pen for ten years. At that time, he was also cynical and arrogant. "

I can still remember everything at that time.

1 The oath ends online

"Who says it's not urgent? There's not much time. I'll give you a map of Qvanxian Zhang to test." He said, and stepped on the accelerator again.

Ok, let me introduce myself during this time. My name is Shen Xun, 20 years old, male (Wu Yun: I didn't mean to write female = =+). Anyway, I am ordinary in appearance, education and height. On the contrary, I have an unusual cousin. Here, the man who is driving me now. Genius (though a little nervous), handsome boy, billionaire. Anyway, those nice adjectives are ok for him. What? You say I live in the shadow of my cousin? I want to slap you! I live a free life and never pay attention to other people's eyes.

2 "Fantasy Night Journey" (online game) end

In fact, there is another reason why he doesn't like to appear in front of players. Just because his weapon is the guzheng, he thinks that a big man is playing tricks on the road with the guzheng on his back. Everyone is curious about him. In order to avoid those terrible eyes for him, he had to stay alone in an unmanned area to play tricks and upgrade, or get up to practice in the middle of the night or even in the early morning when there were few players.

In the magic night, he chose Terran to play, and the martial arts moves were assigned to Xinle Pavilion by NPC because he liked China music in the novice village, and he began to learn everything from then on. Because he is China's music guidance professor in the real world, he naturally stands out from all other teachers and sisters because of his outstanding performance. His master gave him the treasure of the pavilion, Butterfly Tan, and this famous Zheng naturally became popular in his hands.

................

I stood up and went to pack some things. When I returned to the guzheng and was about to sit down, I heard applause not far away. He looked over and a man leaning against a big tree was smiling at him.

"That's nice. The first time you hear such superb music, you can kill people invisibly. It really opened my eyes and I was deeply impressed. 」

"... thank you. "He waited for a moment to thank him, wondering when the man had arrived near him without finding it.

This is the beginning of him and his story.

3 "After Disillusionment" Author: Kowloon End

1

..... It's too late! He's desperate.

All this has changed, making it necessary for him to leave.

This used to be his home, his day and his sustenance; Now it just proves that all this is just a game!

Yes, the game.

The land opened up, the equipment owned or the treasure are just a string of data.

How can he be serious? ......

This is just a game.

Although I know, there is still an emotion called sadness fermenting.

Goodbye, smash.

Goodbye, Smash Online-

The man he is looking for.

Goodbye.

[Online Games] Legendary Online Author: Kowloon

Wuyi Lane was stunned in front of the computer. Although I know that the picture in front of me is just an animation, what I see under the goggles is so magnificent! Although the opening picture is the well-known creation of Pangu, it is unreal and unreal, but it is still deeply rooted in people's hearts! I have to admire the dedication of the game company. Although it is only internal testing now, it seems that internal testing will definitely cause a sensation.

"Legend ..." Wuyi Lane smiled. This is a very exciting game, isn't it?

4 "Please enter the urn" ends.

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"I found myself a little in love with you ..."

I just had a fight. I'm exhausted. The ally who fought alongside me suddenly said this sentence, which made me too late to react. The monster behind me rushed over again-"Look out!"

Seeing that my life was in danger, a sword light flashed, and several blood stains splashed on my face, blurring my eyes ... The monsters were all dead, I know, that's what he solved for me.

This mode of killing has finally come to an end. I raised my arm, wiped the sweat from my face, and walked to England.

The ally in front of the curtain rolled his eyes-the samurai standing in the breeze one step away, with a bloody gun like me, but he smiled at me, a little assassin, with a strange gentle expression ...-reading and thinking (| 5t, `* k/x $ r5z1C6).

Fighters have a prestigious name: "Black Kill"-at first glance, I thought I was also a propaganda figure.

Boy, but I know that the "black" in reality is not the case. ...

5 "Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man" Author: Ying Linlian

He, a man. At the age of fourteen, his notoriety spread all over the Wulin!

He, a handsome man, looks incomparable!

He, a killer, seems to have only black blood flowing all over his body.

There are countless murders, and everyone is afraid of the dark and the white.

I have met countless people, but almost all of them have become dead bodies.

All I know is that he is cruel and never leaves anyone alive.

All I know is that he is ruthless and his hands are covered with blood.

It is rumored that many Jianghu experts have been destroyed by him in recent years.

Rumors, countless blood, can't let the devil have a half moved.

Rumor has it that his cold eyes have nothing but emptiness.

No one knows where he came from,

Names and appearances are mysteries.

Only the long black hair that seems to come from Jiuyou is widely known in the air from time to time.

This is him, the peerless master!

This is him, a peerless handsome guy!

This is him, the "first killer in the Jianghu" blood lotus!

How to calculate grievances?

It is better to ask the truth than to ask the sword.

Is the wound a souvenir?

Face danger every day.

Heroes sometimes get upset.

What if there is no opponent?

The rest of us fight against ourselves.

Only the sword is more lonely, and the sword is more lonely.

Can't penetrate emotions.

When will the dream of rivers and lakes be completed?

That curved knife split love in two.

Who left a red eye in the wind?

Heroes sometimes get short of breath.

Anger is just for beauty.

Mo Wen is a warm and cold place in the world.

There are countless gan Kun reversals in my heart.

The sunset hasn't come back yet.

The sunset has gone away.

In troubled times, the sword hero is now ...