Who makes jokes about philosophy?

A long time ago, in a remote mountain village, a child was born and his parents died. Children grow up in a poor environment, and it is difficult to maintain their lives, let alone study. Therefore, he can't read, and no one tells him his last name and name.

He works hard for three meals every day. Every time he looks for a job, he says to his employer, "I just want to eat." So everyone called him "Boss Mi".

You may delay, but time will not. He gradually stepped into middle age from teenager. After he got married and had children, he still worked hard for three meals every day. His family lives on the hillside and often cuts wood for sale, which is the source of his life in exchange for rice.

Boss m is very honest and doesn't know what care is at all. The firewood he cut is very dry, and many people like to buy his firewood.

One day, he collected firewood and wanted to send it to the city to sell. On the way, he met a very rich but very stingy person. Knowing that Mr. Mi's firewood was dry and good, the other party stopped him and said, "I want to buy your firewood."

Boss rice was very happy, but the greedy rich man said, "wait a minute, let's bargain first." How much do you want for this firewood? "

Boss Mi said, "In the past, everyone gave me three hundred pence for a load of dry wood like this."

The rich man said, "My home is near here. You need to walk less and spend less energy. I think it's a hundred pence. "

The rice boss calculated by hand that the difference between three and one is too much, not enough to buy rice. The rich man said, "That's 200 pence."

The rice boss calculated that it was still not enough to buy rice, so he said, "I don't want to sell it, so I'd better walk more."

The rich man added, "Oh, don't go so far. Sell me 250 pence. "

Boss Mi thought it would be a waste of time to delay any longer, so he said, "All right, I'll sell it to you."

Seeing his honesty, the rich man asked him to help him pick firewood to go home. After stacking the firewood, the rich man asked, "What's your name?"

Boss Mi said honestly, "I don't have a name."

The stingy rich man got angry because he didn't take much advantage, and said, "It's strange that you don't have a name. Let me give you a name. "

Boss Mi said, "That's good. After living for a long time, someone finally gave me a name. Thank you very much. "

The rich man said, "I'll get you a rice field."

Boss Mi said, "Well, that sounds good. People have always called me Boss Mi, and now it is good to change it to a rice field. "

The miser deliberately asked again, "Tian Mi, how many dads do you have?"

Boss Mi said, "What does your father do?"

The rich bullied him into being illiterate and deliberately fooled him into saying, "Your father is your child."

He suddenly realized, "Oh, your father is my child. Let me count. Well, I have always had ten dads. " Boss Mi is an enthusiastic person and asks, "How many dads do you have?"

Hearing this, the rich man's face sank: "Joke! Why do you ask me how many fathers I have? My father is dead. "

Boss Mi said, "Poor guy, your father is dead. I have so many sons, it is better to bring one or two to be your father. "

The rich man was very angry: "How dare you take your child as my father?"

Boss Mi was very surprised to see him so angry. He said, "You bought my firewood and named me, but I kindly gave you my son as my father. Why are you angry? " You really want to eat my rice fields. "

What is a paddy field? It is "dung" (dung). Rich in popularity, he picked up a stick and hit him. Boss Mi was even more strange and thought, "What's wrong with this man? Nothing to lose such a big temper, forget it, ignore him. " Boss M picked up the pole and went home with confidence.

Ladies and gentlemen, he was scolded, but he didn't know. He is very grateful to call him dung; Ironically, he has many "dads", and he unconsciously wants to give his children to each other as your dads. People want to take advantage of him, and he doesn't suffer at all. This is also a kind of philosophy-the philosophy of fools. We should learn the "fool philosophy" of life.