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If others say you are a local tyrant, how will you reply?

"Yes, I, a local tyrant, have been eating instant noodles for half a month!"

Don't blame me for crying, those friends must have something to hide when they say this. Either you want me to treat you to dinner or you want to borrow money. Hum, remember the truth that "money is not exposed", and I won't be fooled.