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There are 2 1 ways to go to hell, and you have mastered at least ten of them.

What kind of place is hell? If you are interested in taking a look, there are 2 1 methods to choose from:

The first kind: doing evil.

This is the most routine way to go to hell, and 80% customers choose this way to go to hell. Because it has low threshold, many choices and great freedom; Anyone can teach himself as long as he is not a fool; This method is innocent and absolutely fair; No matter who you are, as long as you do enough evil, you will definitely go to hell.

The second type: profligacy.

The advantage of this method is that the customer experience is very good, and you have been very happy before going to hell; Its disadvantage is that you have to have some capital, and it is better to have a rich father. Some people don't understand, why should I go to hell when I squandered our family's things? Your family also belongs to social resources. You only consume resources, not create wealth. If you don't go to hell, who will?

The third kind: cowardice.

This is a natural quality of hell. As long as you have this quality, you don't have to do anything, and naturally someone will send you to hell. Because there are many people who want to go to hell, and they all want to bully you to hell.

The fourth kind: pessimism.

If you master this method, you don't have to go to hell, your life is hell; Even if I give you a heaven, in your eyes, it is also a hell; Because your eyes will never see beauty and your heart will never believe in hope.

The fifth type: no love.

This can also go to hell? Sure! Do you think people who don't love really don't love? Don't! He just has no love for others, he only loves himself; So in order to love himself, he will hurt everyone by hook or by crook, and going to hell is inevitable.

Sixth: shameless.

This is the unique characteristic of the devil, and everyone with this characteristic will be reincarnated as the devil; So, if you have this trait, then hell is your home, and you are welcome to go home at any time.

Seventh: infidelity.

You are disloyal to the country, and the country sends you to hell; You are unfaithful to your brother, and his brother sends you to hell; You are unfaithful to your friends, and friends send you to hell; You are unfaithful to your feelings, and your feelings send you to hell ... people who don't believe it or not are in hell.

Eighth: unfilial.

Such people should go to hell if they don't go to hell.

Ninth: breach of trust.

Recite a letter once and you lose a friend; Recite the letters once, and your soul will depreciate by one grade; When you have no friends and your soul is worthless, you should go to hell.

The tenth kind: abandoning righteousness.

What is righteousness? The rule that must be observed in order to safeguard the interests of most people is justice. If you don't follow this rule, you will harm the interests of most people. If you are the enemy of most people, who will go to hell if you don't go to hell?

Eleventh: dishonesty.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about women's chastity, I'm talking about people's ambition and chastity; If people have no ambition, they will be shameless; If people don't have moral integrity, they will do evil; Therefore, without honor, it is not far from hell.

Twelfth: the loss of virtue.

Morality is one's bottom line. If you lose this bottom line, you are basically not a person. For a person who is not a person, this world is your hell.

Thirteenth: the eyes are "blind".

Why go to hell if you are blind? Because your eyes are "blind", you only see the benefits but not the traps; Because you are blind, you can't tell the good guys from the bad guys, treat the good guys as enemies and treat the bad guys as benefactors; People like you don't go to hell, and the eyes of hell are probably blind.

Fourteenth type: heart blindness.

Blind people have no right and wrong, no morality, contempt for the law, inhumanity, trampling on rules and running amok ... If you have this trait, congratulations, hell is waiting for you, go early and maybe get a good seat.

Fifteenth: greed.

Greed doesn't necessarily go to hell, but indulging greed is definitely a shortcut to hell; If you want to go to hell, you only need to be greedy for what you shouldn't be greedy, and you only need to be greedy for what others dare not be greedy. The Hell Express will pick you up soon.

Sixteenth: gluttony.

Everyone eats and relaxes, and overeating will not go to hell; Greed will only go to hell if it reaches a certain abnormal degree. Too greedy will eat a whole body of diseases, eat a lot of debts, eat some natural and man-made disasters, and go to hell.

Seventeenth: jealousy.

Why does jealousy go to hell? Do you think my jealousy stops with jealousy? Shouldn't I do something crazy? Shouldn't I harm a few people I envy? So how can I not go to hell?

Eighteenth: Anger.

Anger is the devil, yes, the devil comes from hell, and it is here to take you to hell.

Nineteenth: Laziness.

A lazy person, he doesn't even care what you are ... this escapist only deserves to live in hell.

The twentieth kind: stupidity.

Why do fools go to hell? Because fools often make mistakes, because fools often do evil, because fools are negative, because fools don't know if they are blessed, because fools don't know what hell is and what heaven is, and they accidentally fall into the trap.

Twenty-first: arrogance.

An arrogant person always has only himself in his eyes. He looks down on anyone, even any god ... If such a person is angry with God, who will not go to hell?

There are definitely more than 2 1 ways to go to hell. Welcome all partners to speak enthusiastically and open more convenient doors for those who intend to go to hell.