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Do girls who like me dislike me because they have learned something? Her friend is good at learning things.

A: Laughter is like a burning thorn. She must go through this burning thorn. Jia Xi thinks. A little timidity rose in her heart. When she walked off the platform, Jia Xi tripped and sat on the ground in an ugly posture. "Gujiaqian, are you stupid enough to even walk?" Someone shouted sharply. The laughter is getting louder and louder. The teacher stepped forward to maintain the class order, but when her eyes turned to the blackboard, she couldn't help sighing. None of the twenty words Gu just dictated are spelled correctly! Just rote learning. There is no problem of learning. Children may have problems with their learning attitude. "Gu Jiaqian, go back to your seat." The voice of the teacher talking to Jia Xi became much colder. Sijia bowed her head, almost hunched over, and hurried back to her seat. Teenage girls are the most ashamed. Finally, after class, Jia Xi stood up and suddenly there was a burst of laughter behind him. Were they still laughing at her performance when she just finished writing silently? Gu didn't know that people laughed at her this time because she was stuck on A4 paper with "pig" written in black marker. Second, Gu's family is very good. It is said that she went to this prestigious school through contacts and expensive school selection fees. Many students in the class have been in the same school since childhood, and naturally form their own bodies after being promoted to junior high school. Quiet and wooden Jia Xi can't enter anyone's body. In fact, at first, most people still liked Jia Xi, who was quiet in appearance, until Jia Xi made something that could only be evaluated by "". She came last in the first test; Reciting texts in Chinese class, even the simplest paragraphs are recited paragraph by paragraph, and science is also quite poor. Her brain seems to be full of rusty parts and can't work normally at all. The students began to feel disdain for Gu. In addition to sitting behind Jia Xi Ding Cheng. Ding Cheng has a pair of black eyes and looks very smart. He was really clever and soon became the leader of the school. He is good at homework and sports, and he can play the cello. Since he performed a Schumann's Dream at the welcome party as a freshman representative and won extremely warm applause, his name has instantly become popular. What is even more rare is that he has a good personality, is calm and easy-going, and is hardly like a teenager. So teachers and classmates like Ding Cheng very much. This excellent but not proud boy is the only student in the class who is willing to take good care of him. Jia Xi's pencil box fell to the ground, and he would take the initiative to help her pick it up; When he goes to get boiled water in class, he will take Jia Xi's cup with him. Whenever it rains, he will enthusiastically ask Jia Qian if she has an umbrella. Jia Xi likes this kind and gentle classmate very much. More than once, when she was tired of her homework, she wrote down Ding Cheng's name in her exercise book. On the day when Jia Xi walked out of school with a note on her back, she walked all the way to the bus stop, and only passers-by reminded her of the mystery behind her. Jia Xi blushed and took off her school uniform coat and the capital English word "pig" that she had memorized for hours. "Who is so bad!" An enthusiastic young man was on the sidelines. Sijia forced a smile. She looked at the paper in her hand, didn't knead it into a ball with indignation, but threw it into the dustbin. Instead, she carefully folded the paper in half, then folded it in half again, making it only the size of a palm, and then put it in her pocket. Although it is difficult to tell whose handwriting it is by capital letters, Jia Xi knows that it was written by Ding Cheng. Before Ding Cheng helped her pick up the pencil box, she had coated it with super glue; The hot water he helped make always tastes strange, and obviously he added other "ingredients" quietly. Jia Qian always knows these little tricks. Jia Xi also knows that she was soon rejected by all her classmates in junior high school, which is inseparable from Ding Cheng's behind-the-scenes help. "The rich second generation who spend money to choose a school." "It's terrible to think that you can do whatever you want if you have money at home!" "The brain is not good, and the character is not good." These words actually came from Ding Cheng's mouth. "How was school today?" "Very good." Sijia smiled and faced her mother's routine questions every day. It's really good. Sega didn't lie. Due to various grievances during the day, Jia Xi almost forgot all about it on his way home. Her memory is really poor. So Ding Cheng has been aiming at her all kinds of sinister behaviors, and Jia Xi soon forgot about it. Not because she is so tolerant, but because she really can't remember how hateful Ding Cheng is, such as the piece of paper in her pocket. When she wakes up tomorrow morning, she will surely forget that the English words used to humiliate her on that piece of paper were written by Ding Cheng. Jia Xi used to think of her mind as a funnel. Everything she experienced was like the scenery seen in a high-speed car, leaving only a vague shadow. The only person deeply rooted in Jia Qian's memory is Ding Cheng, who is very, very young. Thin, dark face, big eyes, helplessness ... That Ding Cheng is unforgettable for Jia Xi, so every time she faces Ding Cheng when she grows up, Jia Qian always has mixed feelings. Third, on the day of school registration, Ding Cheng hardly recognized Gu until he came home from school. Ding Cheng dug out graduation photo's photo in kindergarten and confirmed that it was her in front. The little girl standing in the group photo smiled brightly and overbearing, and the brilliance in her slender but beautiful eyes was almost comparable to that of a gem. The perfect oval face, the phoenix eye hanging from the tip of the eye, the exquisite diamond mouth and the small and straight nose have only been enlarged in the same proportion as when they were young. If Gu was a little beauty when she was a child, she is still a little beauty now. However, the eyes disappeared, just like a diamond suddenly turned into glass. Ding Cheng still remembers that Gu was very clever when he was a child. The teacher asked them to count backwards, but Gu always counted fastest, most and most accurately. Protestant children or dancing is always the first thing she learns. Gu now is like a brain that has been dug up by more than half. 13-year-old Jia Xi seems to be hopelessly stupid. Her fingers were stuck in a pencil box coated with super glue, but she refused to turn back and confront him; She frowned unconsciously after drinking the hot water he made for her, and obviously tasted a strange smell, but the next time he offered to help her fetch water, she didn't resist. "Gu Jiaqian is a very problematic person." Once he slandered her like this in front of other students, and she happened to pass by. Unless she is deaf, she has no reason not to hear, but she didn't respond, even with a faint smile on her face. The bell rang, the teacher came into the classroom, and all the students stood up and saluted. When they sat down, Ding Cheng heard a "da" and something fell out of Gu's pocket. Ding Cheng stretched out his hand and picked it up. That is a folded note. After opening one layer at a time, Ding Cheng saw his handwritten "Pig" yesterday. What's wrong with this Gu? Why don't you accidentally fold this thing up and put it in your pocket instead of throwing it away? Wait, maybe he underestimated her. She left this as evidence on purpose, right? Finally, when the bell rang, Ding Cheng knocked on Gu's shoulder and turned his head. "Do you think if you give this to the teacher, the teacher will believe your accusation against me? It's ridiculous. " Ding Cheng whispered as he approached Sega, shaking the note. "What?" Sijia looked at Ding Cheng blankly. "this!" Ding Cheng slapped the paper. If Gu is naive in acting, then her acting is too good. Sega's eyes slowly passed the three black letters on the note. "Oh." It seems that she finally remembered something. "It seems that it was posted on my back yesterday." Jia Qian said in an uncertain tone, "By the way, what did you just say? What should I give the teacher?" Talking with Alzheimer's patients is not as difficult as talking with Gu Jiaxian, is it? Their Ding Cheng disdain. But at the same time, an idea flashed through Ding Cheng's mind. "Gu, are you all right now?" Ding Cheng asked questions carefully. "No, there is a problem." Sega's answer was straightforward, as if it were true. Ding Cheng has long discovered that Jia Qian always keeps a locked lunch box in her schoolbag. After two classes in the morning, after a break of 15 minutes, Jia Xi will take out his lunch box, which contains either purple vegetable rolls with shredded pork floss and cucumber strips, or chopped salted cowpea or sweet bean paste dumplings. If the students sitting in the front or back row don't resent it, Jia Qian will be happy to share it with them. Ding Shicheng never eats snacks from Jia Xi during recess. Every time he draws water for her, he scatters some dirt in it. He is guilty. "What's the filling today?" Today, when Jia Xi opened the lunch box and asked her deskmate if she wanted to try some, Ding Cheng had taken the lead in reaching out and catching a rice ball. "Uh ..." Sijia showed an expression of thinking hard. "Ah, it turned out to be sweet noodle sauce." Ding Cheng bit open the rice ball and looked inside. "It's delicious!" "Really? But I am so stupid that I can only make these simple snacks. " Sega can't remember the complicated steps, so it will be chaotic later, and the result is usually disastrous. Making rice balls or something is the easiest. Cook the glutinous rice for use, prepare the stuffing for use, and then keep kneading and filling it. However, when she did this, she was full and happy. Now when someone praises her for her delicious rice balls, her eyes are bent with laughter. See Jia Xi's eyes suddenly lit up like fireworks, just like the simple man on TV, Ding Cheng suddenly felt very unhappy about a little praise. In fact, he hates Gu Jiaqian very much. He once dreamed of plotting how to get back at her. When Ding Cheng was very young, his parents divorced, his mother went to other provinces, and his father took a big man. Every time the kindergarten teacher checks the hygiene, he will criticize Ding Cheng, saying that he has a dirty face, smelly nose, long hair and nails. Ding Cheng was ashamed and wanted to dig a hole to hide. "Don't play with him! Maybe you will get lice! " The voice of a girl who is full of enthusiasm, crisp and bright. That was Gu as a child, beautiful, smart, arrogant and overbearing. She is the one who reported Ding Cheng's siesta and bedwetting. It was she who reported Ding Cheng eating rice. It was she who deliberately pushed Ding Cheng away when playing games collectively. ..... At that time, Ding Cheng felt very wronged. He has never done anything wrong to Gu. Why did she do this to him? In fact, sometimes children, like puppies, like to judge people by their appearances. All Gu's aversion to Ding Cheng stems from his always dirty appearance. At that time, Gu sincerely believed that there was no more disgusting boy in the world than Ding Cheng. What saddens Ding Cheng most is not Gu's hatred and bullying, but that he can't accumulate so much hatred in his heart to respond to Gu. How do you hate this little girl who is always fragrant? Nails are always cut clean and tidy, and when eating, they are also orderly. No matter what game you play, Gu is always the cleverest. On the day when graduation photo was photographed in kindergarten, Ding Cheng deliberately wore a set of clothes and trousers that he had been unwilling to wear. Because he didn't wash it in water, the new clothes look very crisp, but they are itchy and painful on his skin. Ding Cheng restrained himself from scratching. Although squeezed into the corner of the queue, Dante tried to pose the most correct posture and flashed a smile that he thought was the most beautiful. The children dispersed in a hubbub after the photo was taken. Ding Cheng get up the courage, quietly approached. He pulled the strap of her skirt from behind, hoping to leave a neat and good image for Gu at the last parting, and hope that she can understand that he is not so bad. Gu Jiaqian turned her head, and Ding Cheng will always remember that scene. The hair on her forehead and sideburns flashed a beautiful arc in the air. The smile that originally appeared on her face like ripples quickly turned to disgust after seeing him. "What are you doing?" Gu Jia Qian grumpily rushed Ding Cheng cried. Ding Cheng felt as if his heart had been pierced and crushed. At that moment, he hated Gu. This strong hatred runs through his whole growth circle. The fifth Ding Cheng woke up from a trance in his memory, and Jia Qian was looking at him with a smile on his face. Unexpectedly, eight years later, the situation of the two people seems to have changed. "I heard a bang and my head was hit. I only remember that a small cactus was planted in the flowerpot that fell from the air. " Jia Xi told Ding Cheng about the accident when she was seven years old. From that moment on, she lost her cleverness and dexterity. Later, Jia Xi made numerous brain CT scans, but no one could tell the exact location of Jia Xi's injury. They just say that the human brain is the most complicated. It is also said that Jia Xi was mentally frightened at that time, and later her mental retardation was completely psychological. In a word, we can't agree with it, let alone achieve any effective therapeutic effect. Jia Xi's parents tried to find out the culprit who threw the flowerpot downstairs, but they never succeeded. In recent years, in order to worry about her daughter's health, this pair of parents, who were still successful and high-spirited, have languished a lot. "Sometimes when I see the little white hairs on my parents' heads, I think it's all my fault. Let's say that after listening to Jia's words, I didn't feel red. "。 Even if I saw it with my own eyes and heard it with my own ears, Ding Cheng still can't believe that the arrogant little princess in the past now knows how to think of others, blame herself and feel guilty. "Although I have a bad memory now, I remember things very clearly when I was a child. In fact, you recognized Ding Cheng as soon as I saw him on the day of my freshman report. I remember my classmates in kindergarten. I like bullying you. I used to cut your clothes with art scissors and sprinkle sand in the bunker into your eyes. In short, it is unforgivable. "Jia Xi's head is hanging lower and lower, and his voice is getting smaller and smaller." So every time I see you, I feel sorry, and I don't know how to say sorry to you. "So every time Ding Cheng secretly plays pranks, such as putting dirty things in her cup, she never silently bears it." Gu Jiaqian, I know nothing about this ... "Ding Cheng heard his voice of forbearance. He doesn't know that she is not the same as before, that she has suffered severe brain trauma, and that her heart has changed. He deliberately retaliated against such a poor girl who can't even remember the malice of others to her. Jia Xi took out a red bean paste rice ball from Lekou lunch box and handed it to Ding Cheng. Ding Cheng took it and felt bitter in his mouth when he ate it. He knew that he swallowed tears abruptly. "I want to be a brain surgeon when I grow up. "When I was having breakfast at home the next day, Ding Cheng suddenly stopped and grabbed the glass of milk with both hands. His parents both showed surprised expressions. When Ding Cheng was seven years old, that is, when Gu had an accident, his mother returned home and remarried her father. They also joined hands to start a business, and their family situation soon improved greatly. Later, my mother sent Ding Cheng to learn cello, swimming, taekwondo and Go, hoping to provide him with the best learning environment and make up for the guilt of abandoning Ding Cheng for a short time. In short, at the age of seven, it was like a turning point in the lives of Ding Cheng and Gu. Since then, Jia Xi's life has become worse and worse, while Ding Cheng's life has become better and better. He seems to have stolen all the luck from Siga! Ding Cheng don't know why I will come up with this ridiculous idea. Ding Cheng was filled with unspeakable guilt for Jia Qian. He was bullied maliciously because of a head injury. He continued in a tone of soliloquy: "To be the best brain surgeon in the world." Say that finish, he casually began to eat breakfast. Actually, I want to do brain science or something. Ding Cheng wanted to tell Jia Xi about it, but I didn't know why I was embarrassed, so I couldn't open my mouth. Later, I thought Jia Xi's memory was so poor that even if I told her, she might not remember it. Why do you want to shout this sentence like a person? It is good to have the heart to practice. At school, Ding Cheng still helped Jia Xi draw water during recess, but Jia Xi still had a "strange smell" in his mouth, which was the sweetness that boiled water should not have. That's the bagged honey that Ding Cheng quietly added for her. Every day when he comes home from school, Jia Xi will find a stack of notes in his schoolbag, which are the class notes of all the courses that day. They are recorded in great detail and the key parts are marked. That's Ding Cheng's unique horizontal and vertical handwriting, which looks neat and has some rigidity. Even on the way home from school, someone accompanied Jia Xi, and Ding Cheng began to take the same bus with her. One day, Cecilia kept asking, "Have you moved?" Ding Cheng didn't speak. The bus braked suddenly. Jia Xi, who didn't catch the rings, almost fell down. Ding Cheng took her. Hold her hand tightly. In fact-he has always liked her, whether it's Jia Xi's poor personality as a child or Jia Xi's stupid now. If you really like a person's soul, it is the purest love you can have, just like loving spring flowers and bright sunshine. Ding Cheng read a sentence in the book: A person who doesn't know true friendship is not really alive. Whether he hated it before or cares now, he hopes to have that true and pure friendship in his life. True friendship should support each other like this. That day, Ding Cheng never let go of Jia Xi's hand until she arrived at the station. Maybe Cecilia will forget what happened today tomorrow, but what does it matter? He will always be by her side.