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Ma Yun: Help me buy a KFC secretary: OK, just a moment. Ma Yun: What kind of KFC do I want?
It's just that Ma Yun said to the secretary after the meeting, "Help me buy KFC, I have a meeting later."
Then the secretary bought some shares in KFC for $460 million and brought documents for Ma Yun to sign for confirmation.
I don't know the specific situation, but it is true that Ma Yun invested in KFC.
What Ma Yun said at that time made the people present feel that it was true that he wanted to buy lunch, but it is possible that Ma Yun originally wanted his secretary to buy a share of KFC, and people who didn't know the inside story thought it was just to buy lunch.
(But it is also possible that, as the joke says, Ma Yun was hungry and was bought by the secretary by mistake, but even if he bought it by mistake, it also means that Ma Yun must have expressed his intention to join KFC before. It was only a matter of time before he bought shares in KFC, but it happened that his secretary bought them by mistake, so let's hit the sun another day. )
As for the following "I want KFC" and "cigarettes", they were all made up and added later.
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