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Are you happy with this? Not only was he happy, he was also beaten into a big mooncake by his father!
Let me tell you a very cold joke first:
Little friends, don’t be too naughty, otherwise you will be made into a naughty child~ (Friends in Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan should all Yes, shoes are pronounced as "hai" in Southwest Mandarin)
Leather is M's true character that is still unyielding (unrepentant) despite being scarred by eternal whips, and never bows his head despite his red and swollen buttocks and numb mouth. The belief (Daddy is coming again)!
However, baby, it’s really terrible for me to be so skinny~
Why am I so skinny?
:
Oh, when I suddenly discovered that I was a brat, I felt more at ease! (____)___(_ω_.)
Aruo:
I don’t know if the message is written here. In fact, the main purpose of peeling is to attract dad's attention, and then I feel very happy when I see him having itchy teeth and being helpless with me. It's just to play with dad. I thought that after peeling, dad will have to deal with me, and dad's time will be spent on me again. I have it on my body, and after I smoke it, I can still make my father feel sorry for me. It’s like killing two birds with one stone. Moreover, as a competent girl like me, I must give my father the opportunity to clean up and discipline me in my life. I cannot let my father become an unreasonable and violent person. To sum it up, I am doing it for my daddy's sake, but I am usually quick to be quick and timid, and I am constantly on the verge of being beaten every day. But one time I was very naughty and was punished on the spot. That day I tried to test my father's desire to live. After being ignored by my father, I started to lose my temper and refused to listen to his explanation. I bit him on the arm and left a bloody mark. I was desperate. My teeth were loose, but he pinched my chin and almost removed me. Then I was pressed down, tied up, and beaten. After the beating, I had my head touched for 1 day, which worked. I had no skin all day long. The second time I had my head touched for the last two times. The memory is so fresh that I may never forget it for the rest of my life
Anonymous:
The master is a person who can be found on Baidu. He is very busy and cannot say hello even if we meet in public. . Once when he was on an exchange abroad, I called him for a month and still didn’t receive a call. I kept a black face and kept my mouth shut the whole time and told him to call daddy. I didn’t scream or crawl. I was dragged around by a collar and didn’t move or beg for mercy. I was beaten in the end. His hands were sore and I was covered in bruises without making a sound. He sighed and untied me. I was really angry that time. When I went to bed, I wrapped myself in a bath towel and slept on the sofa all night. My identity expressed my need in this way. If there is respect and a sense of security, see you next time
Tuji: I really feel sorry for you. Sometimes, why do you have to bear the price of being bruised and bruised? I just want you to pay more attention to me. I have put down all my pride for you, please don’t let me down even my smallest needs again.
Seven seconds:
Because he wants to be punished_(____)ノThe harder he beats me, the more he loves me__)_*__
Anonymous:
I can’t make enough money every day anyway (′_ω._) Anyway, I don’t dare to be so naughty anymore. I regretted it to death when I was beaten. I will never do it in this life. No more skin for being beaten. Why is M so naughty? It’s because he hasn’t been beaten enough. If M dares to beat him to death, S should beat him to death. If he’s afraid of being beaten, he won’t dare to beat him.
Angie:
Sorry. My dad is skinnier than me now. /::\'(
Why are you so naughty? m-Master, do you want me to be obedient and not make the master angry? s-No, hahaha
m-I have thought about it before, It can indeed be done, but training is boring if you are not naughty, and I always feel that there is a lack of fun
s-Yes, I was just about to say, well, my s and I think so, we are both in the industry. It’s been about seven or eight years. I’m not a big guy, but I don’t pretend to be a newbie either. I just want to talk about S and M who have similar preferences. We can feel each other’s coolness no matter what we do or say. That's fine, it's just for training and attention.
Have a dream:
Pack it up!
It doesn’t exist!
The more you clean up, the more skinny you get!
You are provoking my master like this!
Don’t hide it!
What a hero!
Tuji: Her master! Did you see it? She doesn't hide! She is fearless! So I specially enlarged the font size of the ID!
Please learn from me
Anonymous:
One time while eating sushi, the host went to the bathroom, so I mixed the wasabi into the kelp. Because they were all green, I couldn't tell, so I watched my master take a big bite. Then, then my butt changed from p to P, and the chrysanthemum changed from o to O
Rabbit: This classmate’s ability to use hieroglyphics in English~capitalized is convincing
Anonymous:
The day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, my sister asked me to memorize vocabulary words for teaching materials, but when I entered the library, I read magazines like crazy. I only remembered that I didn’t study when the library was closed, and then... She punished me to kneel down to study for three days during the Mid-Autumn Festival and not to go out to play, 嘤嘘嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤, I had just received the royalties and wanted to go out to eat hot pot QAQ, but now my legs hurt when I walk (I am hiding, I can’t let her see me playing with my mobile phone_( :з ∠)_)
Tuji: If someone used a small whip to force me to study like this, my law exam might be stable 2333
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