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Don't talk about your personality as the protagonist.

I am not a coin, so everyone loves me.

Asking what love is in the world will only make people want to commit suicide.

Don't take yourself as the protagonist, in fact, you don't have that many viewers.

It's really hard to remember what we have been through.

No matter how much we remember, we can't go back.

You say happiness is white, because simplicity is good.

I pretended that the past was unimportant, only to find that I couldn't do it.

That unforgettable past has disappeared.

Love to the point of no way back, had to covet step by step.

Some things, if you don't forget, never happen.

When passing by, is there any momentary heartache?

You once smiled, but you couldn't get rid of it in your memory.

Clarity brings direct pain. Who will tolerate my hypocritical strength?

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in too many chefs for several years!

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

The person I despise most is the person who despises others.

What is lost is always second-hand.

I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

Sleeping in class is not everyone's fault, but the earth is so attractive.

Women are used to spoil, men are used to smoke.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

Memories are always inadvertently turned out, and then, heartache.

My love, only for you, tailored, you are the only one for me.

No matter how sweet words are, they are just sweet words.

My heart is so tired, I just want to die quietly.

Silence does not mean being speechless, because we are thinking. ...

People's heads are very small. In such a limited space, we should try our best to clear some unpleasant memories, so as to make more space to collect happy things ... and build a harmonious green head.

The early bird catches the worm. I don't eat bugs, so I don't get up early.

If an idiot can fly, then my company is an airport.

Many people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens outside the earth.

As long as your eyes are positive, my love is meaningful.

You still occupy the place in my heart, and you can't get rid of it.

If you are serious about love, you will lose it.

Now, besides loving you, all I have left is mottled memories.

It's just that my heart has been hurt once, so I won't be sad easily.

Add a woman behind the housekeeper, your lifelong housewife.

Love means that there is no love after love, which is called love for short.

Please don't treat me like a fool.

Is there always a person who can chat happily in QQ and SMS, but it is difficult to squeeze out a word when meeting or calling?

You got my body at school, but you'll never get my heart!

You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.

Have you ever tried to hold on until the person you like says good night, and then fell asleep as soon as the phone is slammed?

The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

Some people are simply a four, except for 22, minus 22, which is really two plus two, minus 12 plus 12, and it is twice as much as two.

The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

Love is not a vigorous oath, but it can stand the dull fleeting time.

Some things are not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care?

A lazy person like me will take the initiative to chat with you every day, which shows how much I love you.

If one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

I want to keep you for myself. If you need a reason, it is because I don't trust you to give it to others.

Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

You are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

You can lie to me, but if you let me know, please leave here as far away as possible.

I really hate that feeling. I feel sad, but I don't know why. I just feel sad.

Your heart is your own, why should others hurt you?

You can't expect everyone to like you, because not everyone is human.

I like you, even if you have a bad temper and talk so badly, I still like you.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

Loving someone is something to be proud of, and you shouldn't lose all your pride for it.

Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

When a girl tells you her troubles, it's not complaining, it's her trust in you.

Suddenly I really want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

Never explain yourself to anyone, because people who like you don't need to explain, and people who hate you won't believe your explanation.

I know who is good to me and who is bad to me, so there is no need to be good to me when I need it.

A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

Take the initiative because you care too much. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

When we say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

Would you be afraid if I said I would never talk to you again?

I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

I cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and care about my mood

I also want to know what is so good about you that I can't let go.

There will always be times when others say what we feel, but we don't want to admit it.

I really want to sleep in class, so I have to prepare for class and go to sleep quickly, but I will feel refreshed after class.

Ali: May I kiss you? Peach: No! Ali: What did I just say? Peach: May I kiss you? Ali: Yes, yes!

Sometimes it's not that I ignore you. Actually, I miss you, too. I just don't know what to say to you. Besides, I'm afraid you'll find me annoying.

Men really love when they cry, and women really hurt when they cry.

I feel sick. Who can get a sentence: "Where are you? Coming right away. "

You don't take the initiative, I don't take the initiative, and our love slowly disappears in this silence.

A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

All I want is someone who will always be with me no matter how hard it is.

No matter how much you like each other, it must be a man who takes the initiative in love. If the man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.

People who really love me will never leave me. Even if he has a thousand reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

When I say to you: You are busy, in fact, I hope you say: You are very important, and I will accompany you.

I won't allow anyone to take someone I care about.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

Please don't treat me like a fool. Some things are not what I don't know, but what I see in my eyes and bury in my heart.

There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

If you are tired, please turn around. I've been here.

There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about ta, your heart hurts badly.

I hate that I have been waiting for your information for a long time and all I get is "Oh". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

The most exciting thing in the world is that someone you think you have no chance to get close to actually falls in love with you.

There are always some idiots who are friends I can never abandon.

Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end even for a lifetime, whether it is friendship or love.

I like you, I don't need a reason, I don't like you, everything is a reason.

Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as others ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

It is said that girls who like swearing are actually very simple.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

Is there anyone like me who insists on a result that doesn't exist?

Friends circle personality mood phrase, you will always be your protagonist.

There are many people you think you can forget. Actually, no. They are always in a corner of your heart. Until the end of your life. In the end, you will miss the light in the dark in every corner, because they constitute your memories and feelings. But you can't hug them anymore. It was not until the end that I realized that the journey was a lost process that I never forgot.

I don't know where to go, I will think of you; You have walked 365 miles, and you still have it.

If you don't want to have your hair cut, you will rely on the ancient Buddha from now on. Why do you feel sad for him all day and lose yourself in love robbery?

The luxury of youth lies in being sober enough to spend more than 700 nights writing a insincere letter to a person who does not belong to the future.

Don't run away from tears, maybe it is an unspeakable happiness; Don't cling to a smile, maybe it is an unspeakable pain. Along the way, loneliness is the friend of mood, and loneliness is the companion of soul. We only have one fate and one heart, and there is no repetition and reincarnation.

Life is like this, cherish it. You will always be your own protagonist. Don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays. You always have to experience some betrayal and sadness to understand people's hearts. Only when you are with your true self can you meet the right person. No one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone. If you just meet and can't be together, it's best not to meet in life.

The best time in a person's life is childhood, and the warmest and most unforgettable childhood is maternal love. Mother's concern, like a rainbow in the sky after rain, is colorful; Mother's concern, like a summer breeze, brings you coolness; Mother's concern.

There are always some people around you. Look at the way she is happy all day. She really looks like a child. Everyone envies her. In fact, where do you know: one second she was crying sadly, and the next she was smiling brightly. In fact, they can't be alone. In the dead of night, they always sit by the window and meditate on the frustration in the night sky. They are like sunflowers, always shining brightly on the front of the sun, but hiding sadness on the back that can't shine.

If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal position, neither sad nor happy. Half peacefully in the soil, half flying in the wind, half in the shade, half bathed in the sun, very silent and proud, never relying on or looking for it.

I always thought I was strong and could recover without taking medicine. In the past few days, I blocked all the news, thinking that I could slowly erase him from my memory. Now I realize that I underestimated my memory and courage.

The wind messed up my hair, blew off my hat, and tears even blurred my makeup, but it doesn't matter. What is more important than losing my best friend in this world?

Everyone's heart, there will be a person or a memory, can not be together, can not have, it is a tattoo of life, even if it will hurt, but I hope it will never scab.

People's life is always busy, always racing against time. People in life are always chasing after love, money, status and fame. Poverty pursues wealth, wealth pursues happiness, and happiness pursues immortality. There is no endless ideal, and the ever-expanding greed tempts people to pursue efficiency and quickness in everything, and they are impetuous and impatient. Slow down, be quiet, wait, haste makes waste!

Staying doesn't mean you still love; Leaving doesn't mean not loving. Getting is not necessarily lucky; Losing is not necessarily misfortune. As long as, after a relationship, we still believe in love, we can still love and love ourselves. People who love themselves will constantly pursue perfection and be responsible for their feelings and actions. Only in this way can we be qualified to love others and to be loved.

After so many years, there is nowhere to put the past. After so many years, the things I thought I could forget became more and more profound. After so many years, what I thought I could remember is getting weaker and weaker. I think I am no longer young, but I am not old. Think about simplicity and ignorance. Think of laughter and tears, moved and helpless. Flowing years, pale light and shadow, our youth has nowhere to put.

Some should be picked up and some should be thrown away. Because, only when it's over will the beginning begin. Just smell the flowers, don't smell the sadness and joy, laugh at the mottled light and shadow, seize the day, time passes slowly, and then slowly.

Write down these years for yourself and be the protagonist of your life!

1, the best state of life is cold and cheerless.

I traveled because I decided to go, not because I was interested in the scenery.

It is not enough for a person to have only this life. He should also have a poetic world.

When you were born as an iceberg, you should love the water and wind lightly, and when you accidentally touch another iceberg, you should love it wholeheartedly.

5, don't squeeze into the world that can't be squeezed in, why embarrass others and humiliate yourself.

No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

7. You don't deserve your ambition, and you have failed to live up to the hardships you have experienced.

8. Because you want to be a flower, you will feel that spring has left you; If you are in spring, you will never leave, there will always be flowers.

9. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and regret.

10, if you don't work hard now, what will you take to prove to those who abandon you how blind it is?

1 1. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

12, be the protagonist in your own life, not the spectator in other people's lives.

13, I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.

14. If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

15, no one can be pure until the end, but don't forget your original self.

16, success is not how many things you get, but how many things you throw away.

17, we insist on doing something, not because it will have an effect, but because we firmly believe that it is right.

18, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.

19, afraid to rest because there is no savings. I dare not say that I am tired, because I have achieved nothing. I dare not be lazy, because I want to live. I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up Being strong and struggling is my only choice.

20. People who are worse than me have not given up, and people who are better than me are still working hard, so I am not qualified to say that there is nothing I can do!

2 1, we fought all the way, not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

22. Dear yourself, don't cling to memories. A kite with a broken thread can only let it fly, let it fly and let itself fly. Dear yourself, you must find something besides love that can make you stand firm on the earth with your feet; Dear yourself, you should be confident, even narcissistic, and always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

23. Anxiety is a waste of time. It won't change anything. It can only disturb your mind and steal your happiness.

24. In the past, the sun changed slowly, and the mail was slow. You can only love one person in your life.

Fortunately, time will not go back, otherwise everything will rush to the old times.

26. I dare not think hard, because I'm afraid I'm not a pearl, and because I believe I'm a pearl, I can't associate with the gravel.

27, you have to overcome laziness, you have to overcome idleness, you have to overcome long daydreams, you have to overcome one-night paranoia, you have to overcome self-righteous shallow sense of humor. You should grow up independently in this world, without looking for it or relying on it, because indifferent people are lonely all their lives. You should be strong, cheer up, stand on your own feet, not be weak, not run away, not be afraid. Don't indulge in negative emotions, treat life and people who love you with positive sunshine.

If you come at four in the afternoon, I will be happy from three.

When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing. Now that I'm old, I find it really is.

30. I am naturally lucky. Although not everyone can wait and persist to get what they want, I always believe that God will always take care of those seemingly stubborn and clumsy good people. Only in this way can the emotional energy in the world be naturally conserved and balanced.

3 1, life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

32. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

Don't compare me with anyone. I am not anyone's shadow, nor am I a substitute for anyone. Don't know how to be frivolous All I know is that the winner is king.

34. In fact, if you want something calmly, it is easy to get it unnoticed. However, if you are too hard, too fierce and too naive, you will cry and scratch, just like a child pulling a tablecloth, you can't get anything, just pull all the good things on the table on the ground and never get it.

35. Time has told me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

36. Everyone in the world is an animal trainer, and that beast is everyone's own temperament.

The real death is that no one in this world remembers you.

38. On the road, we will always be young and always have tears in our eyes.

39. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.

40. Tears are not the answer, but struggle is the choice. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

4 1, I gradually moved away from the world and avoided the crowd. As a result, I constantly cultivate my cowardly self-esteem with anger and shame.

42. I have been reminding myself of one thing all these years. Don't touch yourself. Most people seem to be working hard, but it is actually caused by stupidity.

43. I always thought that people are getting old slowly, but they are not. People get old in an instant.

44. There is no road in life, and every step counts.

45. Say sorry to yourself, because what others do for themselves is very difficult.

46. I am me, fireworks of different colors, the sky is boundless, and I want to be the strongest bubble.

47. You should know that love is only a part of your life, and pleasing yourself is a lifelong event worthy of our efforts.

48. In the future, our destination is unknown to each other, even though you already know that I once loved you.

49. In the end, when I stand in front of you, you will see my scar and know that I was injured and healed.

If you don't want to be forgotten by the world soon after death, either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.