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Thank your parents for their sketches.

Lead: I am most grateful to my parents. It was they who embraced all my advantages and disadvantages with their broad minds and deep love, and generously gave me a space of my own, so that I could open my arms and embrace the life I wanted. The following is a sketch about thanking parents. Welcome to refer to it.

First act

Background: School begins.

Classmate a: ok, ok, stop it. The teacher is here. Sit still.

Classmate B: It seems that this guy is going to be the team leader.

Classmate C: Why?

Classmate Ding: Look, he has made himself the shift leader now, right?

Classmate C: Oh, I see, high, really high.

Miss Bai: OK, hello everyone, I'm your class teacher. Let me introduce myself first. My last name is Bai. You can call me miss white or. I am very happy to be your class teacher. Let's introduce ourselves. Who will go first? Let's start with this classmate.

Classmate A: My name is Li Fei, and I come from Awang. Nice to meet you.

Classmate B: My name is Zhang Peng, and I come from Tobuca. I hope I can get along well with you in the future.

Classmate Ding: My name is Wang Bin, and I'm a local. I hope the teacher will leave me alone in the future.

Miss Bai: Why should I bother you?

Classmate Ding: You will know later, hehehe.

Miss Bai: Oh, then go on.

Sun: I, my name is Sun, and I come from Oolong. I hope my teachers and classmates can help me more in my studies in the future, and I hope everyone will not laugh at me.

When the students heard this name, they all leaned forward and backward with laughter, and Miss Bai couldn't help laughing.

Miss Bai: Sun Raul? Your name, right?

Sun: Teacher, my name is Sun.

Miss Bai: Oh, good, good. This is a very local name.

Li Youtian: Dear classmates, brothers and sisters, my name is Li Youcai. Because our family is rich, my father gave me this name.

Miss Bai: A dollar?

Li Youtian: No, it's a field.

Miss Bai: Oh, then study fields, not money, remember?

Li Youtian: Oh, it's all the same.

In this way, the students introduced themselves one by one, and Miss Bai gradually got to know her students. What impressed me most was Sun and Li Youtian, which also made Mr. Bai pay more attention to them than others in his later study and life.

Act ii

Background: Dormitory

(Zhu Zi and Gao Wa are having lunch in the dormitory) Gao Wa says, Zhu Zi, why do you eat pickles and pancakes every day? Eat every day, don't bother! You're not bored, I'm tired of watching it!

The pillar said proudly, what do you know? ! I'm tired of eating big fish and meat at home every day. Isn't this a change? ! Do you understand the troubles of the rich second generation?

Just then, Zhu's cell phone rang.

The pillar whispered, Mao! ! what can I do for you? Oh, I see. Wait for my news. ?

The pillar said to the dog baby: Dog baby, I am short of money recently! Would you please lend me some more money? (Gestures are also marked)

Dowell said incredulously, didn't you say your family is rich? Why do you always borrow money from me? Our family is poor, and I have no money to lend it to you.

The pillar said: Isn't the United States a world economic power? ! Economic crisis, but also to borrow money from China? Today is different from the past. My brother has also been in economic crisis recently. Please help me solve the urgent need.

The baby dog hesitated and said, Zhuzi, I really don't have any money. ?

The pillar was a little angry and said, didn't your father give you 500 yuan that day? I know you are frugal, and that 500 yuan is useless. I know all about it. Just lend it to me, but you're afraid I won't pay you back.

The dog baby is a little tangled and says: You haven't paid back the money I lent me last time. I will lend it to you again. When will you pay me back?

The pedestal said a little anxiously. Don't you treat me like a brother? This little help is not enough. It is so boring. ?

Dogway said simply and honestly: Ok, I'll lend it to you, but you have to pay it back to me quickly. ?

The pillar said happily:? Thanks, brother! At the critical moment, brothers are in charge. I'll pay you back when my mother calls. By the way, I also returned the last one. ?

While speaking, I walked to the door. Mother Zhuzi (monologue) My family belongs to Awang. My baby is a senior one in Yueming Middle School. I heard that she has been having a hard time studying recently. Let me send some money. Long time no see, I miss my baby a little. I came to see it today. ?

Mother Zhuzi knocked at the door, and Zhuzi opened the door for him. She was surprised when she saw her mother coming. Looking at her mother wearing such shabby clothes, she said in disgust.

Mom, why are you here?

Mother Zhuzi said, Pearl, my mother has been dreaming about you for the past two days and misses you very much. I came to see you and just gave you this month's living expenses.

(The column looks around for fear that students will see their mother in rustic clothes. )

Mother can't help feeling the famous brand clothes on the post.

Mother: Pearl, this dress is really nice.

(take mom's hand away)

Don't touch this dress, it's hundreds of miles. I still bought it in a specialty store!

Mother: (surprised) Is this dress hundreds?

Sure, adidas.

Mother: What a handsome son!

(Mother takes out a pile of tightly wrapped change from the inner layer of her clothes)

Pearl, do you have enough money? (See column, Qian laughs)

Hey, I can send money, but I'm worried that I have no money to spend. I grabbed it, spat and counted the money. ) Five dollars, ten dollars, why are they all small change?

Mother: Well, there is nothing to do outside. Your father and I both saved by saving money. Take this money first.

C: OK, I'll buy it first. Isn't the family still busy? I'm busy now and have a meeting. Otherwise, you should go first.

At this moment, the baby dog came over and said, Zhuzi, who is this aunt? Is it your mother? Let auntie in. ?

The pillar looked at her mother, blushed and said, this is the nanny my mother sent to send me money! Go now!

Zhuzi's mother said with tears: Yes, he did. Yes, I am the nanny sent by his mother to deliver special products! My clothes are a little worn out. We poor people have no beautiful clothes. But ah! I have such a big son that he has gone to college. But my son's living conditions are not so good! In order to pay the expensive tuition, I scraped together enough money with my children's fathers Dongdong and Yi Xi. Because he doesn't have a rich and capable parent to create a good environment for him! But my children are very sensible and have never abandoned me and his father. He has been the pride of me and his father since childhood! All right! I've already sent the things, and I'm going back. Your mother told you to study hard at school and not to save money for your family!

The dog looked at the post, and his eyes were full of helplessness and sadness. He read the post for a while and said a little sadly. Piller, stop pretending, okay?

He took the pillar mother's arm and said, this is the person who gave birth to you and raised you, this is the person who gave you life, this is the person who suffered for your vanity, and this is the person you will remember all your life. How can you say that she is your nanny? Pillars, you know? I am an orphan. I lost my mother when I was a child. I even dream of having a mother. Do you know what it's like to lose your mother? Do you know the pain of losing your mother? No matter what she looks like, wear

How shabby! She is your mother. How can you say that she is your nanny?

Daowei asked Zhu's mother to sit on her bed, she said. He said thoughtfully, why do we always wait until we lose it before we know how to cherish it? Why do we always stab our parents? Why? Pillar, I don't have a mother. I know the pain. I understand the pain of missing. Why do you always take the love of your parents seriously? Why? Is it for your humble vanity? Do you know how much you hurt your parents by doing this?

The post was stunned by the dog's words. He looked at his mother blankly. Suddenly, he saw how many white hairs were on her head and her waist was bent.

Slowly, he came to his mother's side and knelt down heavily, tears streaming down his face. Mom, I was wrong! The son is unfilial! My son forgot that every penny spent was earned by you and dad. My son spends money lavishly every time. Mom, don't worry, my son will study hard. I won't give up my wish. I will let you live up to expectations.

(Lights out,? Mom? Accompaniment music rings)

Poetry reading

Boy: The leaves are hovering in the air, forming a touching movement. Boy Qi: It is the leaves' gratitude to the earth;

Girl: There are white clouds floating in the sky, drawing a touching picture. Girl Qi: That's Baiyun's gratitude to the blue sky;

Boy: we grew up bathed in the sunshine of our father's love;

Girl: We nourish our mother's real growth;

Today, let's thank our dear parents with our own hearts. (playing cards)

Boy: They let us experience life;

Girl: They make us thrive;

Boy: fatherly love is the broadest, broadest and most sincere love in the world;

Girl: Motherly love is the most sacred, noble and selfless love in the world.

Boy: Father's love is bright sunshine, hot and bright. Boy Qi: He can melt glaciers, purify the soul and flourish. He shines and warms the world with his broad mind.

Girl: Motherly love is a rich green land, beautiful and pleasant. Girl Qi: She makes the air fresh, flowers bloom and butterflies fly. She nourishes life and everything with tolerant feelings.

Boy: Father's love is a long road, broad and far-reaching. Boy Qi: Wherever you go, he will reach out and swim with you. That long-term concern, that sincere exhortation, leads you to the maze and ensures your bon voyage.

Girl: Motherly love is a pool of mountain springs in Ming Che, clean and clear. Girl Qi: No matter where you are, she will drift and travel with you. Deep thoughts and true feelings make you dream and make your life safe.

Boy: Father's love is a high mountain. Boy Qi: No matter how difficult you are, he always relies on the barrier. That majestic body can shelter you from the wind and rain and make your heart calm and happy.

Girl: Motherly love is a deep pool. Girl Qi: No matter how sad you are, she always listens silently.

That broad mind can accommodate hundreds of rivers and make you happy for a long time.

Boy: Father loves eternity. No matter how stormy it is, he will always be perfect and will never fade.

Girl: Motherly love is very simple. No matter how frosty the frost is, she is always as pure as water and as original as ever.

Boy: Father's love is persistent. No matter how bitter his fate is, he always pours out his heart and never gives in.

Girl: Motherly love is strong. No matter how hard life is, she always bears it silently and never flinches.

Boy: Father's love is like the sun that never sets, driving away all the darkness and cold in our world;

Girl: Motherly love is like an ever-burning lamp, which melts all the bumps and obstacles in our journey;

Boy: Father loves greatness, but he is just soft. When studying late at night, my father's love is warm hot tea; When you are away from home, fatherly love is silent care;

Girl: A mother's love is deep, soft and firm. When you cry in infancy, maternal love is a warm embrace, and when you learn a language, maternal love is a patient teaching;

Qi: Parents' love is generous. They sprinkle love on spring dew and autumn frost. Leave it for the morning and leave it for the evening; Parents' love is considerate, comforting, tolerant and understanding.

Boy: The kindness of father's love flows with the river and shines with the sun and the moon.

Girl: Motherly love can be earth-shattering and make people cry.

May all parents in the world remember to leave a love for themselves. May all children in the world, don't forget to repay their parents with thick fragrance. Let's sincerely wish parents all over the world: healthy and happy!