Funny and humorous copywriting

1. My brother is a little bald this year

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9. Sister-in-law also

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Nine. But very cute. Once after get off work, my brother went to pick up his sister-in-law. He met a strawberry seller on the road and asked about the price. He thought it was expensive. Just as he was about to leave, the uncle selling strawberries said, "Buy some for your daughter. I'll make her greedy." My sister-in-law said cooperatively: That’s right, daddy, just buy me some!

2. The husband and his wife were sleeping on the bed. The husband saw that his wife had lost a hair, so he picked it up and put it on his body. The wife said: What are you doing picking up my hair? My husband said: Pretend that you are interrogating me and asking me where this hair comes from! She said seriously: Tell me honestly, where did this hair come from? My husband said calmly: From pigs...

3. My mother asked me: Why do you always like to ask me boring questions? I thought to myself that I must win the game: because boring questions need to be asked to boring people. Mom looked at me: Then you should ask your dad. You can tell by looking at his bald head that he is a boring person.

4. I went to eat with a friend. The friend asked for hot pepper tofu. When the waiter brought it to the table, the friend took one bite and exclaimed: Why does this dish taste so good? The waiter smelled it, and it was indeed smelly. He apologized quickly, and after a while, he brought another plate. His friend just took a bite and shouted again, "Your food is expired, why is it smelly?" The waiter suddenly fainted. Then the chef came. Just as he was about to take it away, he turned around and said: Sir, please put on your shoes.

5. The kindergarten teacher is asking questions to the children. After asking one question, he asked the next one, but there was a child who kept raising his hands high! When it was finally the child's turn, he put his hand down. The teacher asked: You have been waiting for so long. Why did you put your hand down when it was your turn? The child replied: It's too late, he has already peed.

6. My deskmate in high school. He loved to sleep very much and would fall asleep right after class. One time I suddenly woke him up and told him to run, run, it’s on fire. I will never forget his reaction at that time. As soon as he took off his pants in front of the whole class, he peed on his clothes. Then he rushed out with his clothes on, and kept saying "f*ck, f**k..."

7. Teacher: This question Is there any classmate who can answer? Xiaohong: Teacher, let me answer. Xiaolong: Teacher, I can. Teacher: Xiao Ming, answer it! Xiao Ming: Teacher, are you a backgammon reading machine? I won’t click anywhere! Teacher: Get out...

8. I once went out on a bicycle without wearing glasses, and suddenly I noticed a ditch on the road while riding! Fortunately, I braked in time. The ditch was not wide, so I got off the car, picked up my bicycle and walked across the ditch. I vaguely felt that many people were watching me. Kneel down and take a closer look, NMD