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Detailed explanation of Suxin branch line
Side reward: 5 scattered girls.
Change of goodwill: increase the goodwill of rhombic yarn to Ziying.
Trigger period: Tenga Hajime travelers can't trigger again after they get Solo fruit from Shennong Cave in Yan Di and return to Qionghua School. ※.
First, Shouyang
Shouyang, Yangchun Inn, saw a strange-looking woman and wanted to exchange wine with the innkeeper with a moving wooden mouse.
Although the innkeeper's children are interested in moving wooden mice, the innkeeper is unwilling to change wine. The woman left dissatisfied.
Murong Ziying looked at the back of the woman's departure and recognized this woman as her ShiShu.
Tianhe heard that Ziying was asked to help him get a wooden mouse. Ziying shook her head and left.
Second, Chen Zhou.
Chen Zhou, the second floor of Qiandou Winery.
Ling Sha saw Ziying drinking with the same woman. It turned out that the woman's name was Shen rewelding, and she was Ziying's uncle. Ziying wanted to invite Shen rewelding back to Qionghua School, so she invited her to drink.
Ling Sha couldn't help laughing when he listened to Shen Xun's interesting speech, and was discovered by two people.
Su Shen asked about the identities of Ling Sha and Tianhe, and became one with Ling Sha in a few words.
At this moment, a veiled Wu Kui man came along. Ling Sha smiled and asked whether Shen Xun's "xianggong" was scolded by Zi Ying, but Shen Xun dismissed it. He only said that the man's name was Lengyi, and it was really his "xianggong".
At this moment, LengYi said something in Shen rewelding's ear. Shen rewelding told everyone that there are wild animals hurting people in Bowl Mountain outside the city. Ziying and Shen rewelding went out of the city to save people, and Tianhe went with them.
Three. Wanqiushan
Entering Wanqiu Mountain, I met several Orion besieged by wild animals. I went to help remove the beast, but I was surprised to see Lengyi's head fall to the ground!
Orion was frightened and fled, but Shenshen sighed and turned to pick up Lengyi's head and put it back on.
Seeing this magical scene, even Ziying was surprised. Shen rewelding explained that Lengyi was an official himself, so he could put his head back.
Ziying once again invited Shen rewelding to return to Kunlun Qionghua School. Shen rewelding only said that he had been addicted to organ art for many years, and that magical swordsmanship had long since been abandoned, and he didn't want to return to Qionghua School.
Su Shen gave Ziying an organ box and asked Ziying to bring it to Qionghua's sister wine demon.
Ziying had no choice but to agree. Aunt Shen and Leng left Ren rewelding.
Fourth, Kunlun Qionghua School.
Take the organ box back to Qionghua Sect and go to Qionghua Palace. Ziying went in alone, told Changyao about Shen Xin, and opened the organ according to Shen Xin's words.
Shouyangcheng-Yangchun hotel lobby
What does grandma do? Isn't it just a little wine? !
I don't drink your wine for nothing! The child has always wanted a wooden mouse, so I'll make one for him. Quick, quick, go and get me twenty pots of wine ~
Zhou Xiaotong: A wooden mouse that can move ~ ~
Zhou Xiaotong: Dad, I want that!
Zhou: Go, go! Have you finished the homework that Mr. Wang taught you this morning? Go back to the backyard before you finish eating!
Zhou Xiaotong: ... Damn, Dad is a bad guy!
Boss Zhou, you always let your children learn badly, so be careful that they grow up and become dull ~
Zhou: Oh, sister, give me a break. To put it bluntly, what's the use of more wooden rats, and they can't support their families? Don't you embarrass me?
Yeah, yeah, I'm really disappointed. Look at your long face. I don't know what I am forcing you to do ... I can't drink the wine here. I'll go to Chen Zhou for a drink some other day, hmm!
Zhou: Oh, my God ... When will this difficult elder sister leave Shouyang? ...
Murong Ziying: ... that man just now, is it Uncle Shen Su?
Yun Tianhe: Ziying, do you know that woman? Can you ask her for a moving wooden mouse for me? Sounds like fun ~
Chen Zhou-Qiandu Brewery Yajian
Yun Tianhe: rhombic yarn ~
Han Lingsha: Shh! Keep your voice down ~ ~ Ziying, this guy, was finally caught by me. He actually met a beautiful sister in a restaurant and paid for the drinks ~
Yun Tianhe: Really? ...
Su Xin: Haha ~ It's really good wine! Unfortunately, there are too few pots to drink. Can you ask them to go to the big jar?
Murong Ziying: Uncle, drinking is bad for your health-
Su Xin: Hey, I remember you were only eighteen, no, nineteen, not sixty-nine. How can you be such a grandmother? I was cuter when I was a kid, and I would chase me for candy-
Murong Ziying: Uncle Su Xin, I took the liberty! Excuse me, when can Uncle Shi leave and come back to Kunlun Mountain with me? The master has always cared about you.
Su Xin: Hey ~ Xiao Ziying, you are blushing. Are you still embarrassed to hear about your past ~
Han Lingsha: Hee hee!
Murong Ziying: Rhombic yarn? !
Han Lingsha: Er, no ... I accidentally smiled when I heard someone calling me "Little Ziying". ...
Su Xin: Who are you?
Murong Ziying: They are ... disciples' nephews. When I first joined the sect, I didn't know the rules very well, which offended Martial Uncle. ...
Su Xin: OK, OK, just ask, why take it seriously ~
Su Xin: Are you here on business? It must be hard to follow such an orderly uncle ~
Han Lingsha: No, actually, Xiao Ziying is very nice. She is worried and often shy. On weekdays, she just lies on the ice ~
Murong Ziying: Ling Sha, don't talk nonsense!
Xinsu: .................................................................................................................................................... ......................... unexpected, unexpected, you this little girl is a bit interesting, come on, let elder sister and I have a drink!
Han Lingsha: I, I don't drink-
Shen Xin: Lengyi, where have you been? I haven't seen anyone for so long, drinking alone. The nephew next to me is too serious to tell jokes. ...
Han Lingsha: Wow ~ Sister, this man is so tall. Is he your husband?
Murong Ziying: Diamond!
Su Xin: Xianggong? Haha ~ almost.
Su Xin: What? ! You said there were wild animals hurting people in Wanqiu Mountain? Come on, let's have a look!
Murong Ziying: Uncle, I'll go with you!
Su Xin: Then come on.
Yun Tianhe: Did that man ... talk to that woman? Why didn't I hear the sound? What is it, "pass the sound into the secret"?
Han Lingsha: Idiot, think about it later! Let's go to Wanqiu Mountain and see if we can help!
Yun Tianhe: Oh, good ... Anyway, I'm still looking for that moving wooden mouse. ...
Wanqiushan
Murong Ziying: Bastard! Don't hurt anyone!
Han Lingsha: Ziying, let's help you!
Han Lingsha: Whoo-hoo! Nobody got hurt, did they?
Boss, boss, boss ...
Youth: My head fell off!
Han Lingsha: Ah! Big, big, big sister's head-
Orion: Body, body and head are separated, there is no blood! That man must be a monster!
Youth: monsters will eat people! Let's run!
Shen Xin: Well, it seems that Chen Zhou can't stay ... but these people are really rude. They were in trouble when hunting, and they were regarded as monsters because they saved them with kindness. ...
Han Lingsha: Sister. ...
Su Xin: No, it's a piece of cake ~
Murong Ziying: Uncle Shi! Are you ... ...
Yun Tianhe: That's amazing! That's fun! You can get your head back when it falls. How did you do that? Can you teach me? !
Shen Xin: That won't do ~ Lengyi is my official, so I can take my head back naturally. If it were anyone else, I would have died ~
Han Lingsha: Organizer? However, like ordinary people, he can walk, move and talk to you. ...
Han Lingsha: Sister, don't you know Yanshi's stunt? !
Su Xin: Well, I can't see that the little girl is young but knowledgeable ~
Shen Xin: You guessed it. I was once taught a stunt by an old man. I can make organs from all kinds of materials, whether it is hidden weapons or birds and animals.
Su Xin: Occasionally ... combining magical "spells" with organs will also give birth to organs like Lengyi, but this is already a rare secret skill.
Han Lingsha: So ... Sister, you said that "he" was your "xianggong"?
Su Xin: Haha, most men in the world are ugly. I am a handsome guy, and I feel very comfortable watching it every day ~
Han Lingsha: ... Young ... handsome ... Is that him?
Su Xin: Of course! If he is still alive, he will be the only handsome man I have ever seen in my life.
Han Lingsha: .........
Murong Ziying: Martial Uncle ... I wonder if I can leave immediately and return to Qionghua School with my disciples?
Su Xin: Why don't you give up? When I met you in the street of Chen Zhou, I said I didn't want to go back. If you hadn't bought me a drink ...
Sue: Besides, as you can see just now, I have been addicted to making an organ for many years, and my magic and fencing have long been abandoned. Without Lengyi's protection, ordinary beasts can hurt me. What can I do if I go back? At first, I lost my temper and vowed to run down the mountain. Now you have to be laughed at by your classmates?
Murong Ziying: Martial Uncle, since you went down the mountain ten years ago, the leader has been very concerned about you, and told the students in the school that you will be invited back when you see you!
Shu
Su Shen: Ah, ah, ah ~ I've been down the mountain for so many years, and I'm used to being alone except with Lengyi. Who needs to take care of that kind of mother-in-law thing anymore ...
Su Shen: Senior Sister ... you are the person I admire most in the whole sect ... If you do this, what can I do ... alas ~ ~
Su Xin: ..........
Murong Ziying: Uncle, this is ...?
Shen Xin: Ziying, please help me take this box back to Qionghua School. If the teacher elder sister asks me why I don't go back, just open the box in front of her. She should understand. ...
Murong Ziying: ... Yes, disciple.
Su Xin: Well, if it's okay, I have to go.
Yun Tianhe: Wait, wait! Can't you be a movable wooden mouse? Can I have one? I'll buy wine and exchange it with you ~
Su Xin: What? ! Why didn't you say so, son? I changed the wine for the mouse, and I can only talk to others in a small pot. You are my nephew's nephew, so give me at least two jars, but it's a pity ... it's a loss. ...
Yun Tianhe: Is it too late to say ...?
Shen Xin: Of course, don't underestimate the mouse. It's hard to find the materials to make it ... in your dreams. Play with this thing first. See you later and give you another one ~
Su Xin: Lengyi, let's go.
Murong Ziying: Uncle Shi!
Shen Xin rewelding: ... Ziying, when I left Kunlun Mountain, you were only nine years old and a little chubby, like a dough. Unexpectedly, you have grown into a good man in a blink of an eye. ...
Su Xin: Alas, is the underworld coming soon again? You must take care, don't accidentally die, haha.
Murong Ziying: Uncle Shi. ...
Su Xin: I, I hate not simply leaving, so don't say anything more, just let me go.
Han Lingsha: What do you mean by "fragrant and fragrant"? This sister's speech is so messy ... However, she is really smart and enviable. ...
Murong Ziying: Uncle Shi's temperament is not like this, and I don't know what happened in the past ten years. ...
Yun Tianhe: She didn't give me the mouse until she said goodbye. What if I never see my mouse again? ...
Qionghua school-Qionghua palace
Nine Demons: Ziying, what's the matter?
Murong Ziying: Master, my apprentice met Uncle Su Xin at the foot of the mountain. He didn't want to come back with his disciples, but he entrusted me to bring you something.
Yaoyu: Yu Xin? ! Where did you meet her? Why didn't she come back?
Murong Ziying: Uncle Shi asked me to open this box, if the leader asked.
Wine demon: Oh? A mystery, it's not like xin rewelding temper.
Jiuyao: Anyway, let's do as she says and see what it means. ...
Murong Ziying: Yes!
Nine Demons: What is this? !
Murong Ziying: …
Su Xin: Sister, it's me. Are you surprised?
Yaoyu: Yu Xin?
Su Xin: I made this eagle myself. Isn't it beautiful ~
Wine medicine: ...
Shen Xin: Sister, don't be angry. I know ... it's very difficult for you to have an argument with other disciples for a little thing and leave Kunlun Mountain in a rage. ...
Shenshen: On the mountain, you are the best person to me. Maybe it's because we are similar in temperament, competitive and unwilling to give up ... Shenshen doesn't care about anything else, but I'm even more afraid to come back when I think that I have failed the expectations of my senior sister and neglected what I have learned in cultivating immortals over the years. ...
Wine medicine: ...
Sue: But ... Sister, you don't have to worry about me. I'm doing well now. ...
Su Xin: When I first came down the mountain, my temper was as stubborn as before. I don't know the rules of Jianghu. I suffered a loss and almost lost my life. An old man made an animal to save me. Later, I learned to play the organ with him. He is a descendant of the "Yanshi" family and is knowledgeable.
Shen Xin: I have traveled all over the world, only to find that the world is wider than I expected. Even if I don't practice immortality, I can still travel in space and ride the wind. In the endless world, people are so small that many things that were originally valued become less important. ...
Shen Xin: So ... I'd better drink and walk the rivers and lakes every day. We ... better not meet. I hope I will always be the manic young man in your mind. ...
Su Xin: Sister, take care. ...
Yongyao: ... Ziying ...
Murong Ziying: Disciple is here.
Wine demon: When you met Shen Xin, she was really indulgent, just like I said. Not only did she neglect what she had learned, but also drinking was harmful to her health?
Murong Ziying: Master. ...
Nine Demons: Answer truthfully.
Murong Ziying: It's ... Uncle, she does drink-
Nine Demons: Enough! You step down. I will inform the disciple in charge of the list to remove Shen Xin's name.
Murong Ziying: ... Master, you mean ... to drive Uncle Shi out of the house? !
Nine Demons: Not bad. This school is employing people, but she is so restrained, improper in words and deeds, and has learned the art of deviance. What's the use of me keeping her?
Murong Ziying: .......
Nine Demons: Go ahead. I have made up my mind. There is no need to say anything.
Murong Ziying: ... Yes.
Wine and medicine: ... Shen Shen, even you. The world is changing, making people feel cold ... It's a pity that the underworld is coming, and no one around me can trust enough. Why did God treat me like this?
Wine and medicine: ... full house is better than white snow, and no one is a bosom friend. ...
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