Jokes about Valentine's Day gifts

There was a young man with only 2000 yuan, of which 1500 yuan was used to buy a mobile phone for the goddess, and 500 yuan was reserved for opening a room for dinner. That night, he rode his bike to find a woman who said you were a good man, but we really didn't fit in. Another guy rented a BMW for 700 yuan, bought 99 roses for 300 yuan, and then brought a bottle of Shuanggou 1955 altar wine. The girl slept with him that night.