Who has a roundabout way of saying people are stupid? The less obvious the better!

Sister (classmate), do you know? As a sister, how much I love you, care about you, and love you. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are the four pillars of my life. Three out of three! (This paragraph should be spoken with a southern accent and should be vague, such as pronouncing life as heng ming and three as suan) Oh! ! Sour fat meat (pronounce meat as you)

This is a lyrical prose:

One day, you felt very depressed. You could see the wild geese flying away in the sky and the sunset glowing like a rainbow. But you can't be happy no matter what. Slowly and at some point you came to a residential building and suddenly found that your face was wet. You licked the corners of your mouth. It was salty. You didn't know if it was rain or tears. Looking up to the sky and screaming: Who is peeing downstairs? 3. These days, the sky is too blue, the sea is too salty, work is too difficult, and study is too boring. What’s the point of living? One day, a wise man told me: Water is used to make tea, the pot is used to cook, you yourself are used to prove how great human beings are, and your sister (classmate) is used to stew vermicelli.