Jokes suitable for the elderly

Shi Dong, a 4-year-old, asked his father to do something, but he ignored it, only to find that his father obeyed his mother. Once, he shouted to his father, "bring me an apple!" " I am a mother! "

Why didn't my parents take me when they got married?

On Sunday, my parents took Jia Jia to the park to play. An aunt and uncle in the park compared their wedding photos. The beautiful clothes they were wearing attracted Jia Jia's attention. She asked her mother seriously, "Mom, did you also wear a veil to take pictures when you got married?" Mom said, "Yes." Jaga immediately said angrily, "Why don't you take me? You must have sent me to grandma's house again! " "

3. Artificial respiration

In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. "

4. Where is the scenery good?

The father panted his little son to the top of the mountain. Dad said, "Look, how beautiful the plain under our feet is!" " ""Since the scenery below is good, why should we spend three hours climbing it? Dad. "

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