A humorous poem about pregnancy

Poetry about pregnancy 1. October pregnancy poem

The folk filial piety song "Pregnant in October" In the Tang Dynasty, there was a monk named Mulian, who was carrying his mother's scriptures.

The front of the burden carries the mother back, and the front of the burden carries the classics back. Even through the mother and shoulders, the forest trees are divided on both sides.

My mother was pregnant with me for ten months and I took care of my mother for eighteen months. The skin of the left shoulder is rotten, and the right shoulder is bloody.

I want to go to Lingshan to see the Buddha. How many ways to see Lingshan in person, 108 thousand.

Speak slowly, no matter how much. When you arrive at Lingshan, you will see the Buddha. When you get to Lingshan, please go and learn from the scriptures.

All the scriptures, please, and a volume of pregnant scriptures, please. "Pregnancy Sutra" is well said, and every word will repay the mother's kindness.

I was conceived in my mother's body in January, without a trace, just like duckweed on the water, it won't take root until I know it. In February, I was pregnant in my mother's body, and it was difficult to get dizzy. I was speechless and thought to myself, but who knows when the child will be in the body?

I was pregnant in my mother's body in March, and my feet were too weak to go out. I didn't want to come for dinner and tea, but I wanted to eat peaches and plums for an hour. In April, I was pregnant in my mother's body, sallow and emaciated, and too lazy to do needlework. When will the child leave my mother's body?

Mei is pregnant in her mother's body and the child grows in her belly. One yin and one yang divide men and women, and eating mother's blood hurts mother's heart. In June, I was pregnant in my mother's body, my feet were weak and my hands were numb. I didn't know my mother was hard, so there were two people in one body.

In July, I got pregnant in my mother's body, and my mother was in pain. I washed a basin of water among the dead, and the ghost was bleeding. In August, I was pregnant in my mother's body. I was deaf and couldn't see clearly. The host asked the queen not to go, while westerners asked the queen not to go.

I was pregnant with my mother in September, and I was fidgeting from time to time, thinking about going back to my mother's house for fear that the baby would be born on the road. /kloc-in October, I was pregnant with my mother, and her mother felt pain in her room. One kind of pain to bear, another kind of pain to lose her soul. Silver teeth bit my hair, and my embroidered shoes were pushed to the ground and made dusty. Running around every day, nowhere to go, my husband can't stand it. I made a wish in front of the incense hall, and today I made a wish, and the baby was born with dust.

A child dies as soon as he is born, a piece of paper separated by yin and yang. Busy to pick up the baby, wash the baby's body with a basin of warm water, wash the baby clean, and wrap the skirt to occupy the mother's body. /kloc-it is very hard to conceive in October, and it takes three years to breastfeed the heart.

Half of the children sleep in dry places, and half of the mothers hide in wet places. If both sides are wet, the child will be held on the mother's chest. Parents are deep in the ocean, and killing them can only repay them.

Grow up and respect your mother. Eat and recite Buddha and report to your parents.

First-class people report to their parents, and parents leave a blood basin. Middle-class people report to their parents and always honor the elderly. Inferior people are unfilial and waste their parents' lives. An adopted daughter should learn from Huang's daughter, and an adopted son should learn from a monk in Mulian.

Speaking of Manglietia's filial piety, eighteen layers of hell save mother, this is the words in Pregnancy Sutra, saying that we should pay close attention to men and women, so that future generations can pay attention to filial piety, eliminate disasters and avoid crimes, and increase life expectancy.

2. Poetry about pregnancy

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Light yellow willow singing willow (three sleepless nights)

I haven't slept for three days. It's autumn. Cicada in the sunset is even more swallowing. I once left Fuling. The sheep rolled up the leaves for the wind. It was empty and sad.

Su Xiaohan and He Qian said, don't fold the strip lightly. It's all gone, wandering around Taiwan Province people. Red Banqiao is empty, and the skirt is splashed, and the wind is still fading.

Comments:

This piece of music was written by Jiang Kui in the Song Dynasty. It has 65 words with two tones, the first five sentences and the next seven sentences, all of which rhyme. However, Nalan made some changes in this piece, with 6 sentences in the upper part and 65 words in the lower part. The upper part rhymes, and the lower part comes first.

This article is dedicated to willow in early autumn, which is different from the other four poems about willow. This article is dedicated to Liu Shu, which not only contains the meaning of farewell and nostalgia, but also contains another feature of Qiu Lai's scattered wind. The first part of the article describes the weak willow in early autumn, which is a sad and sad scene. The next article borrows Liu hate, and there is no end to loneliness. Reading is touching.

Note 1: Three Sleeping Willow, namely Tamarix (also known as Celebrity Willow). The twigs of this willow tree swayed in the wind and fell down from time to time. Sanfu story: "There are willows in Hanyuan, which is called human willows. They sleep three times a day. "

Note 2: Baling, the tomb of Emperor Wen of Han Dynasty, is located in the east of Xi City, Shaanxi Province. There are many kinds of willows here. When the ancients left, they folded them up to show their farewell. So this place has become a symbol of farewell and farewell in ancient poetry. Li Bai's "Recalling Qin E": "Qin Louyue, willow color year after year, Baling sorrow."

Note 3: Red Banqiao is a bridge made of red boards. In poetry, it often refers to the place where lovers break up. Tang's fourth poem: "Red Banqiao is a green wine flag, and Guanwa Palace warms the sun."

Note 4: The Story of Dou Tai was published in the Northern Qi Dynasty. Dou Tai's mother was pregnant, but she didn't give birth. She was afraid. A witch said, "It's easy to have a skirt when crossing the river." Thai mother followed it and gave birth to Thailand in Russia. Later, it became an ancient custom that it was easy for a woman to wash her skirt by the river when she was pregnant. It also means a lover or someone.

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1993 After the Book of Changes, Hung-chien went to the land, her husband's levy stopped, and the woman became pregnant and could not have children. The husband went out and never came back, and the woman was pregnant and infertile.

3. Poems implying that lovers are pregnant

Hello! As follows: parting is a touch of bitter water, loneliness is a spoonful of coffee, I make acacia strong, and taste your fragrance like Xijiang River, which keeps flowing eastward day and night.

"Sorrow in Jiangling"-"Send a Person"-Zhang Ji's tears are always there, but it's hard to say anything. -Chen Duansheng's love will be there sooner or later if it lasts for a long time.

-Qin Guan. Expand hello! As follows: parting is a touch of bitter water, loneliness is a spoonful of coffee, I make acacia strong, and taste your fragrance like Xijiang River, which keeps flowing eastward day and night.

"Sorrow in Jiangling"-"Send a Person"-Zhang Ji's tears are always there, but it's hard to say anything. -Chen Duansheng's love will be there sooner or later if it lasts for a long time.

-Qin Guan linglong dice An Hongdou, how much do you know about bone acacia? -Yang Liuzhi-Falling in love is not heartless, but turning into spring mud will protect flowers more-Gong Zizhen is afraid of lovesickness and has long thought about it. It was his turn to bid farewell to lovesickness, and his brow showed a trace. -Yu Yan-If you don't miss your life, you will miss it and it will hurt you.

"Folding the Moon Order"-Xu Zaisi-After the bleak farewell, the two should be the same, at most, there is no obvious resentment under the moon. Diary about love "Yu Meiren"-Nalan Xingde-People enter the river like the wind, and love falls into the rain.

Life is naturally infatuated, and this resentment has nothing to do with romance. -Ouyang Xiu entered my lovesick door and knew that I was lovesick, and I had been lovesick for a long time. -Li Bai-Ten years of life is boundless. If you don't think about it, you will never forget it.

-Su Qikuo, and Zicheng. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

-"The Book of Songs" He was born infatuated with love, and there is no place for lovesickness in the world. "Reduce the word Huanxisha"-Zhouyi. The sky is not old, and the love is hard to break.

The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it. -Zhang Xian When there is poverty in the corner of the world, there is only endless acacia.

Spring in the Jade House-Beautiful-Without Cai Feng's wings, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. -Li Shangyin Yesterday I was gone, and Yang Liu Yiyi.

Today, I think about it. It rains and snows, and it looks at the sky and clouds at dusk. I miss you when I walk, but I miss you when I sit. -Tang Yin-When will Acacia meet? At this point, the night is awkward.

-Li Bai-How many lovesickness one-night stands? The ends of the earth are not long. I miss my lover's poem Swallow House-Zhang's lovesickness poem-I don't miss lovesickness either, so I can avoid lovesickness.

After careful consideration, I would rather miss you! Zhao Biyu How can a flowering tree let you meet me? At my best moment, I prayed for this in front of the Buddha for 500 years, begging him to let us have a dusty relationship. -Xi Murong The wider the clothes are, the more you will never regret it. He will languish for Iraq.

-Liu Yong has a beautiful woman, and she will never forget it when she sees it. If he doesn't see her for a day, he will think like a madman. The song "Feng Qiu Qin Huang Ge" I miss was once an ocean of water and eternal amber-what Yuan Zhen left you this time was wind, rain and night; You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends.

Fubie. -Zheng Chouyu-I know this kind of love will not have any result, but it can comfort my soul! .

Qq talks about the mood phrase "Untitled No.3 of Six Poems"-Li Shangyin-I miss the saddest poem: flowers from Shui Piao to water, a kind of lovesickness, the two places are carefree and sad, and they can't disappear, but they come to mind just for frowning. "The Moon is Full in the West Building"-Li Qingzhao-I miss the most painful poem: ruthlessness is not like affection, and there are still thousands of threads in one inch.

-"Spring on the Jade Tower"-Yan Shu. Put it away.

4. What poems describe pregnancy in October?

Poems describing pregnancy in October are:

1. The first month of pregnancy is the first month, like dew sprinkling flowers. Dewdrops are sprinkled on the stamens, and I wonder if they have taken root.

2. I was pregnant for two months in February, and my mother couldn't stand it. I think I will tell others again, but I don't know what to say.

3. Pregnant in March, three meals, tea and rice, two meals. I want to eat something I can't swallow, but it's hard to do things on an empty stomach.

4. I am pregnant in April and April 8, and I want to give my mother something hot and sour. Jujube doesn't like being a mother, just want to be sour or not.

I was pregnant in May, and on May 5, I was divided into men and women in my stomach (abdomen). Men must stand on the left, but women must stand on the right.

6. It was a hot day when I was pregnant in June, and my heart felt like frying. I don't want to enjoy the cool in the mountains, so I have to stay indoors.

7. I am seven and a half months pregnant, counting my fingers in my mother's mind. If you count from left to right, it's still two and a half months away.

8. August of pregnancy is the Mid-Autumn Festival, which brings sadness to my mother's heart. It is difficult to sweep the floor in a room, but it is easier to bow your head than to raise your head.

9. I am pregnant in September, and I want to leave for my parents on September 9. The girl's road is near, but it is far from worrying.

10 was pregnant in October and left her mother's body. Teeth bite pig iron, feet plunge (practice) to the death gate.

1 1. Life has parents, so it is natural to respect the old and love the young. Some people only know the love of children and forget the parenting.

12. I don't care about the feelings of flesh and blood, I am too short-sighted to listen to slanders. It is said that my father is long and short, and he is not afraid of outsiders.

13. Filial piety is not as good as kindness, and filial piety is the fundamental reason. Please look at the granddaughters. There are biographies of dutiful sons at home.

14. The sun and the moon fly, and it's your turn in a blink of an eye. If you don't honor your parents, you are unfilial. Listen to me.

15. My mother was pregnant with you for ten months, and in October, poor thing. I'm really worried about being pregnant in January.

5. Ask pregnant women for poetry praise

Pregnant women (two poems)/Lu Yi

Pregnant women are walking in the fields.

Her body is too full.

Splashed all the way—

A cloud and flowers

The stream climbed up her thick legs.

For example, add a big lake.

She staggered all the way.

Wind and sunshine support them.

The shadow of her skirt is like a huge black butterfly.

Get rid of those bright grass.

Her eyes were wide open and she didn't kill all the obstacles.

The mountain also moved away grandly.

She wants to walk side by side with a laurel.

How could laurel not say yes?

But she wants to get out of this field.

This is not easy.

pregnant woman

The depths of the spring robe

Pregnant women are like big flowers.

Slow coloring

The wind guards every petal.

Tell the butterfly to leave

Clouds piled up in front of us.

The whole audience was talking about the reason why she slept.

The hot sun warms the river again and again.

Stir up ripples in the lake

Jason Chung, whose pointer is at zero, should start walking.

But who asks pregnant women if they want to?

Who knows every piece of her skin?

It's a defensive shield.

In the noisy spring

The last door will open.

Is this a victory or a fiasco?

Greed seduces everything in spring.

The wind becomes fat and the fog becomes thin.

It's time for flowers to bloom

Between spring and pregnant women

What else can I sort out?

6. Sentences describing pregnancy in October

1. Pregnancy is a good opportunity for nature to make women proud and at ease.

2. Pregnancy in October, one delivery, pregnant mother is the hardest and most beautiful in the world! Motherly love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling and soon became love. The loving mother's mind was entangled with her baby as early as pregnancy.

In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for women to be painful and happy. 6. During the long pregnancy, I feel painful and happy, such as drinking water and knowing myself.

7. She is pregnant, and her high belly represents the beauty of motherhood. This is a special period in a woman's life. In order to make others pay attention to her, she especially wears lovely maternity clothes.

In the past, heavy makeup was plain, and high heels were replaced by flat shoes. Her face began to grow spots, but it looked lovely, like pink spots on a purse flower.

8. Being pregnant in October and giving birth to the crystallization of love is both hard and happy for the mother. 9. The process of pregnancy is long and hard, but it will make a girl grow up quickly, and she will radiate the brilliance of motherhood, which is better than exquisite makeup and gorgeous clothes.

10. If we imagine such a beautiful pregnancy process as the pressure of time terror, then it loses the so-called value of gestating life. Be happy when you are pregnant.

1 1. The creation of pregnancy or love, or the need to reproduce, or the random product of pleasing others. In any case, there are always two attractive lives in the blend, and in the long-term care of each other, they finally occupy a certain seat in each other's hearts.

12. Pregnancy makes women feel happy, and life in their bellies grows day by day. It's her blood, her flesh, the continuation of her life with the man she loves, her hope, and it's the crystallization of love. 13. From the moment of pregnancy, there is a new individual in your life. From that moment on, life is complete, and it really has a new beginning and meaning.

14. It is difficult to conceive in October, but when the crying of a new life replaces the pain of a woman, it brings her joy. How happy that moment was, and all the hardships in the past seemed so insignificant when a new life came.

15. Pregnant women feel that life in their stomachs is kicking their left feet or shaking their right hands, which is all happy for them.

7. October pregnant poems

Folk filial piety song "Pregnant in October"

In the Tang Dynasty, there was a monk named Mulian, who was carrying his mother's scriptures.

The front of the burden carries the mother back, and the front of the burden carries the classics back.

Even through the mother and shoulders, the forest trees are divided on both sides.

My mother was pregnant with me for ten months and I took care of my mother for eighteen months.

The skin of the left shoulder is rotten, and the right shoulder is bloody.

I want to go to Lingshan to see the Buddha.

How many ways to see Lingshan in person, 108 thousand.

Speak slowly, no matter how much.

When you arrive at Lingshan, you will see the Buddha. When you get to Lingshan, please go and learn from the scriptures.

All the scriptures, please, and a volume of pregnant scriptures, please.

"Pregnancy Sutra" is well said, and every word will repay the mother's kindness.

In January, I got pregnant in my mother's body without a trace.

Like duckweed on the water, unknown roots don't take root.

I was pregnant in my mother's body in February, dizzy and difficult to walk.

If you say nothing, you won't see it.

I was pregnant in March, and my feet are too weak to go out.

I don't want to drink tea, but I want to eat peaches and plums for a while.

Pregnant in April, sallow and emaciated,

I want to sew, but I'm too lazy to do it. When will the child leave the mother's body?

May is pregnant in the mother's body, and the child grows and takes shape in the stomach.

One yin and one yang divide men and women, and eating mother's blood hurts mother's heart.

In June, I was pregnant in my mother's body, my feet were weak and my hands were numb, and I started.

I don't know how upset my mother is, but there are two people in one body.

In July, I got pregnant in my mother's body, and my mother was in pain.

The dead washed a basin of water, and the ghost was drowned by blood.

In August, I was pregnant in my mother's body. I was deaf and blind.

The host asked the queen not to go, while westerners asked the queen not to go.

In September, I was pregnant in my mother's body and always fidgeted.

I want to go back to my parents' house. I'm afraid the baby will be born on the road.

/kloc-in October, I was pregnant in my mother's body, and she had a stomachache in the room.

One kind of pain to bear, the other kind of pain to lose the soul.

Silver teeth bite moss, embroidered shoes push the ground to dust.

Go far up every day, and there is nowhere to go if you go down.

The husband couldn't bear it, and made a wish in front of the incense hall.

Make a wish today, and the place where the child was born will be dusty.

A child dies as soon as he is born, a piece of paper separated by yin and yang.

Busy to help the child, a basin of warm water washed his body,

The baby is washed and the skirt is wrapped up to occupy the mother's body.

Pregnancy in October is extremely hard, and it takes three years to feed the heart.

Half the children sleep in dry places, and half the mothers hide in wet places.

If both sides are wet, hold the baby on the mother's chest.

Parents are deep in the ocean, and killing them can only repay them.

Grow up and respect your mother. Eat and recite Buddha and report to your parents.

First-class people report to their parents, and parents leave a blood basin.

People of medium height report to their parents and always honor the elderly.

Inferior people are unfilial and waste their parents' lives.

An adopted daughter should learn from Huang's daughter, and an adopted son should learn from a monk in Mulian.

Speaking of Manglietia's filial piety, eighteen hells saved his mother.

This is the words in the "Pregnancy Classic", which is about men and women being careful.

Later generations and others put filial piety, eliminating disasters and avoiding crimes, and increasing life expectancy.