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I am a big fat man, no one has ever liked me, and I feel extremely inferior to my appearance and figure!
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The meaning of social existence is to make people happy.
It's not that people struggle for the existence of society.
Society is for people. Not for social service.
Society exists for people. Man does not exist for society.
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Life is not wonderful. Wonderful is not happiness.
People who pursue Excellence are the most pitiful. Because he is unhappy.
If I don't have a lot of love. Then I need a lot of money.
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All human beings depend on God unconditionally.
All mankind. Who dares to say that he was not raised by God?
There is no earth. I saw what you ate.
Well, don't do anything and see what God gives you.
God won't give it. I see what you're doing.
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The evolved monkeys are called people. The evolved monkeys are called countries.
Humans. Life expectancy is only one hundred years.
Don't eat or drink. Starving to death. Die of thirst.
I don't urinate much. Suffocate to death.
Reproduction. The most primitive way of sexual intercourse.
Relying on the wisdom and strength of the collective. Almost like ants.
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Humans are like other wild animals. Blessed by heaven, sunshine and rivers. Grassland. Plants and animals are alive.
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The sheep gnawed at the grass hard. I eat hard. Is a reward for the earth.
The best way to repay the universe. Is to live well. I see what humans eat without the earth.
It depends on human efforts. Only today. There is no earth. Just try it.
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People live. Just waiting to die.
The road to death is so boring.
Someone is running for president.
Someone went to repair the car.
Someone went to dig shit.
Everyone is bored.
So ... Don't let go of any career. Love. Marriage. It looks too heavy.
Life is like this. Don't add some mental burden to yourself.
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All men are equal in the wealth given by God. More than 20 thousand days of life.
The emperor. Busy and tired. Haggle over every ounce and be happy for 200 days.
Beggar. Happy and carefree. Generosity. More than 20 thousand days of happiness.
A person's life is just over 20,000 days.
Who owns real wealth? Who deserves to live?
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You see life as a movie.
Popular. Is the protagonist of life. Living is meaningful.
Not popular. It's a supporting role There is no point in living.
This is a movie. Not real life.
People say hello. You feel good about yourself. Say you are not good. You feel terrible.
Is someone else a director? Are you an actor? Life is not a movie.
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It's not that society can't tolerate us,
We can't tolerate society,
Can't tolerate their position in society.
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Everyone is unique. Have their own wonderful. But ... most people don't understand. They want to live like everyone else. Be a beautiful slave to others. According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it.
2. Maybe make a movie of your life. Will touch countless people. But ... you don't think your life is wonderful. It's really stupid
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1, emperor. Being a beggar is all you are. Not yourself.
2. Most people. I regard my identity as myself.
3. actually. Popular. This is your identity. Not yourself.
I lost myself. Insist. I am the owner of this dog. I am the king of mankind. I'm not me. I am who I am.
5. Very good. Ordinary. It's all comparison Are all social definitions. In fact, people are the same.
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He drives his BMW. You went your own way.
Everyone looks down on you. what can I do?
The big deal is that he is proud.
They just go home and eat their food.
I thought you were going home for dinner.
Then I got bored.
There's nothing to run out and play with others. Come out and compare again.
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Just like children in kindergarten. I have more toys than you.
Okay, okay, okay. You have more toys than me. Your woman is more beautiful than me.
Your house is bigger than mine. My figure is better than mine. More capable than me. The car is better than me Everything is better than me.
Good boy. You're amazing. Uncle is gone. You have fun.
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To put it bluntly. This society. It's just an enlarged kindergarten.
A group of children are fooling around. Just boring.
Being bullied is nothing.
Similar to childhood pranks between children.
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Being bullied by a king of the children. They're just some. King of children.
You are Camfrog. Robot cat.
They are daxiong. Stephanie
Adults. Keep making trouble. Throw it.
This is just an enlarged version of a street boy. Time. Location. The body is different.
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What is value?
Value is a concept that people come up with.
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Those lions and tigers on the African grassland. Cattle. They are still alive.
They are not as good as humans.
So ... their existence is worthless? Is that so?
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At the wax museum. A set of wax figures of jewelry. Famous brand clothes. Watch "Big Man". Big shot.
Oh, my God. This is amazing. Too realistic. I want to make a wax figure.
We usually call such people mental derangement.
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Money slaves. Moral slave. Identity slave. This is no longer a phone call. Call it the walking dead
There is no difference between living and dying. It's like I never lived.
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You said you would live forever. Think about what?
Isn't it a picture of happiness?
Happiness is letting go.
Freedom is happiness.
Freedom means being a dog if you want to be one.
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Life itself is priceless.
The value of life is innate. There is no need to ask outside.
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Are you dumber than others?
Because you have wisdom. So you can read books. Books are just a medium.
Wisdom is in your heart. Otherwise, you will not be able to read.
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Is the activity of brain neurons spirit?
Can't spirit create matter out of thin air?
How did the material wealth of human society come from?
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Being brave and strong is not pretending to be cool. But get down on your knees and cry before you stand up.
Because you are eager to be an excellent person. I crushed myself.
Don't forgive yourself for being an ordinary person. A short person. Bad people.
You don't forgive yourself for being a person with low morality.
You are forcing yourself to be a good person. An honest man.
You are forcing yourself to be hypocritical.
You are abusing yourself. So you're in pain.
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The so-called positive attitude towards life.
It is nothing more than establishing a concept of honor and disgrace.
The screw of a qualified social machine. Social value.
Pretending to play. Put on airs Search chapters and sentences. A set of words and sentences. Very impressive. Justice is awe-inspiring
It's called being cool. This is called hypocrisy.
A set of living standards. Has become a burden on your heart.
Finally. People work hard.
Completely deny the natural value of human beings.
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You want miracles. God gave you life.
Life itself is a miracle. Other planets. There is no life.
Why is the earth full of life?
You should eat grass. Grass grows on the earth.
You need water. There is water in the river.
You want to eat meat There are animals.
You want to eat fruit. Pick the fruit from the tree.
You should be happy. Flowers grow in the grass.
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No one is perfect. Gold cannot be pure.
Defects don't hide Yu.
People are not sages, how can they be without faults?
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A group of monkeys. A big monkey nest was built on the earth.
A group of ants. A big ant nest was built on the earth.
Tiny human beings. Self-righteous.
No one is great. And no one is poor.
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A thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets, but Hamlet will not become King Lear.
There are a thousand hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. The key is what Hamlet looks like in your eyes.
A thousand people see a thousand of you. The key is what you look like in your eyes.
No matter what others think of you. You are you.
Not because of other people's opinions. It's getting better. Or go bad.
Someone's eyes. You are a bad person.
Someone's eyes. You are a good man.
Some people think you are rubbish.
Some people regard you as an elite.
but ...
You are not a bad person. And not a good person.
Not garbage. Not elite.
You are an ordinary person. not too good , not too bad
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A thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets, but Hamlet will not become King Lear.
Everyone has different values. So ... everyone has a different opinion of you.
One hundred people. All kinds.
The same painting. 100 people. There are 100 comments.
The key is what you think of yourself.
Have your own life. Don't compete with others.
No matter what others think of you.
You are still you. Ordinary people. Not good, not bad.
Don't feel inferior and don't be proud. Keep a normal heart
People think you are excellent? You are excellent?
Others look at your garbage? Are you garbage?
That's someone else's opinion. Can't change you.
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Crusaders. Three heavenly kings. Nothing more than making a contribution. Meet the romantic chivalry. Jihad spirit. The so-called recapture of the holy land.
Act for yourself.
Actually, they are all kings. I also want to be a knight's medal won by myself. Flaunt oneself as a true knight. Act for yourself.
According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it. It's really stupid
There was an emperor in China. Let the emperor not do it. Give yourself a nickname. Commander-in-chief of the world military forces. What else did you take? 1 product salary.
Act for yourself.
According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it. It's really stupid
Quixote
A down-and-out guy, obsessed with knight novels. So I decided to become a knight and travel around. Make a lot of jokes.
You're fighting the windmill in your head. Think of the windmill as a giant. Treat the village girl as a princess. Act for yourself. Ah. Great knight. Embark on a journey in the sunset.
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Life itself is the greatest miracle.
I can't think of anything more meaningful than life. Life itself?
Being alive is the best thing.
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Hippos are playing in the river. Cattle are grazing on the grassland. Little squirrels are playing in the forest under the sun. Grass is growing. Flowers are in full bloom. In the forest, squirrels are looking for pinecones, climbing trees, fighting, planting grass and sprouting seeds. Everything is full of vitality, wildness and vitality.
Although it is winter. Little ants are still running around. Dragging a huge leaf.
Flowers in the snow pass through the ice. Try to open your heart. Flowers?
How wonderful it is to be alive?
Living itself. Isn't this the most meaningful thing?
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What could be more meaningful than this? God has given the earth the greatest miracle. The greatest value is life. Life.
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If there are no flowers. There is no smell of flowers from puppies. Kitten. Small animals. It can also be called a beautiful world. Then the earth is just a dead planet. No different from the moon.
Why does the world move us so much? Life. Sea. Life. Alive.
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I'm just criticizing the arrogance of human society.
Instead of completely denying the value of human society.
Don't get mixed up.
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What is freedom? Everyone has the right to choose. Only you know whether you are successful or not. What others see is integrated with their own complex feelings, and most of them evaluate the distance between themselves and the evaluated. Who knows if it will succeed? Only you know. Everyone's value can only be decided by himself.
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Life is not satisfactory.
Excessive pursuit of correctness. You lost your freedom. This is the biggest mistake.
Don't listen to what others say to you. This is the right thing to do. . . . . There is no absolute right. . .
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The only value of society is to create material wealth.
(similar to what a factory thinks of you. People's standards in the factory. Not a real standard of living)
Only suitable for factories.
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100 million people are saying you're wrong.-I'm sorry. That 100 million people are not you.
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Don't hit the puppy. Nobody likes puppies? The dog's life is cheap?
What do children aged 0 or 3 have? Is he worthless? Not worth loving? Is it not worthy of respect? There's nothing wrong with you. What is wrong is this society. Believe in the value of your existence. Is meaningful. It's called confidence. The weak are not shameful.
2. The root of self-distrust. You have to rely on others to admit it. Want to eat ready-made. Don't want to take the initiative to win the recognition of others. Do not work hard. It will be recognized. Do nothing. People will respect you. I have feelings for you.
3. Is success the greatest value of mankind? As long as you struggle. Although it didn't succeed in the end. But struggle is good. In fact, this is already a moral concept. This morality. Is it hypocrisy?
2 1, even the best person. It's all acquired, not innate. People don't care whether they are good or not. Garbage is not garbage.
What is poverty? What is wealth? Do you have money? Happiness is really rich. Unhappy people are the poorest.
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Because you lack patience. Always want to rely on others to give you ready-made ones.
I hope someone is outside. Goodbye. Admit you. Right away. I fell in love with you right away.
I'd rather enjoy three minutes of happiness. I don't want the future to last forever.
I fell in love with you at first sight Even if I hate you in the future.
Look at you. Say fuck you. Don't want to be responsible for yourself. Don't admit it yet. So you have to save face.
Because you lack patience. Always want to rely on others to give you ready-made ones.
This is the core of inferiority complex.
Put all your hopes on others. I just don't want to be responsible for myself. So I feel inferior.
Even if you run for public office
I don't want to try to control my feelings. Improve relations. I just want to eat ready-made food. Right away. Right away. I fell in love with you at first sight Recognize you. Accept you. Accept you. I respect you.
Then everything went well. Everyone dotes on you. Look up at you.
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For women. Want to eat ready-made. Do nothing. This woman will understand.
I want to eat everything. Even feelings. Women want ready-made food.
Waiting for a woman to give you charity?
Think about it. Is it painful? You get everything comfortably.
For women. Want to eat ready-made. Do nothing. This woman will understand.
People live in this society. A few times. It doesn't matter. If you are defeated, you are defeated. It's nothing.
My thoughts. Just rotten eyes. It's nothing.
People don't treat me like a person. I won't be a man. It's nothing.
Longing for others to see you. No need to pay. As easy as blowing off dust. Time. Be loved.
Treat everyone as a parent. It's so childish. Lack of patience. It's naive.
Don't admit yourself. No ego. Someone has to give it to you. Satisfy you. Be denied. Accept.
Not popular. Deny yourself immediately. Degrade yourself.
Hate yourself. No self-love.
I believe I can finally drink water. I have the ability.
Not worse than others. Love that others can get. Only by external conditions. Get a superficial liking. Not deep love.
You'd rather be superficial. Don't tell the truth.
Love to look up sesame seeds and throw watermelons.
Living in a complex world, conflicts, disputes and frictions are inevitable.
This society is an enlarged kindergarten. Fight, fight. Eat and die.
Didn't you go to kindergarten? Children are always fighting. Crying of hatred. Abuse. Finally become friends.
So do adults. Growing up. People just fight all their lives. You are making a mountain out of a molehill. Look carefully. Life is about losing and winning.
Want love. Get used to hate first.
Your ability to bear pain is not as good as that of a kindergarten child.
Society is an enlarged kindergarten.
I'm just an adult now. The version is enlarged.
It used to be a small fight. Now it's a big fight.
Children are always fighting. Laugh and cry. Finally become friends.
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Xifeng's acting skills are too poor. Too naked. It's too much to say lines directly, even in America.
Too ignorant and too modest.
Others not only have props. And a very smooth performance. It is very modest to use props. Very subtle and moderate performance art. Such as golf. Opera. Photography. Education. Publish a book. Appearance. Money. Social status.
Xifeng just doesn't know the rules. But it's not hidden. It's your fault)
Be polite when humiliating others. Use props. You got it? (What's more, she pretended to have props)
All China people are Xifeng. She also plays with everyone. It's just that there are not as many props as others.
I also perform without props. Thick-skinned
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Those mental patients who hate Xifeng. That's the same idea. Because you are weak. So you should feel inferior. It should be condescending.
The weak are shameful. Shameful people should not be confident. Shame people are confident. Is to disrespect people who are qualified and confident.
Self-confidence is about qualifications. Unqualified people should be confident. Is to rob others of their confidence.
It is immoral to rob others of their qualifications. That's probably what it means. It's a robber
Because you are weak. So you should feel inferior. It should be condescending. So you admit that you are weak. Is inferiority complex. Because it is weak. So I'm not qualified to be confident. Self-confidence is about qualifications. Self-confidence and qualifications, ha, that's interesting.
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Poor guy. Shame?
You shouldn't pursue happiness that doesn't belong to you
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If yue wants to discriminate. Sister Feng. Then I can discriminate against most of you. My family has been an official since the Ming Dynasty. Not migrant workers for hundreds of years.
You compare with me. Just descendants of the inferior.
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People take off their clothes. Stand together. Aren't they all the same person?
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If people don't wear clothes It's almost like a dog. They are all the same animals.
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No, dogs are inferior animals. I am an advanced animal.
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Why is it different? Why advanced? Low level?
Different origins.
Go ahead. You were born an inferior person.
Didn't you say it was the same to take off your clothes?
Why is it different again?
Is it the same or different? 、
You slapped yourself.
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Money and power are the truth.
Oh, only your money and power are respected. Not your people.
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Everything can be changed through hard work: (birth, old age, illness and wealth, only birth can't change)—
1, no culture to learn, no education to test. -
2. No money to earn. -
You can exercise if you are in poor health. -
4. If you are healthy, your natural life will be prolonged-
You have no right to be an official.
Only one thing can't be changed. Born into a noble family. Just like being born a dog, you will be a dog until you die. No matter how hard you try, you are still a dog, a rich and powerful dog. A dry dog. That's it. You won't be a dog if you get good grades the day after tomorrow? ) -
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Born humble and dirty is not swearing, but telling the truth (born noble and not humble? Come from the upper class, not the lower class? ) -
Diploma, accumulated knowledge, wealth status. You can't hide your humble origins.
Live as a dog and die as a dog.
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According to your discrimination against yue. On Xifeng. I can discriminate against you.
Say that you are not qualified to pursue happiness. It's an inferior person. Is an untouchable from humble origins.
Be honest. Don't pursue happiness that is not your own.
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