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I am in a hot ice cream weather.
1. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.
2. The inevitable heat in summer is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or have entered the shadow of trees and houses; Whether in the morning or at night, the heat of that summer is always with you, haunting you, which is really annoying.
3. It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer; It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.
4. Special reminder that Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because she goes home to hold her baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation. . .
The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.
6. Wan Li is clear and cloudless, and the sun bakes the ground hot; A south wind blew, rolling up a heat wave from the ground, which made people feel suffocated. Weeds can't resist the sun exposure, and the leaves are rolled into thin strips.
7. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.
8. The temperature rises, the summer solstice comes, and the voice of blessing surrounds you. Don't be irritable, peace will come naturally. How wonderful the natural beauty is, the lotus pond laughs at night. The family get together at night and enjoy the cool breeze carefree. I wish you health and happiness in every second of the summer solstice!
9. Wave your sleeves and wave away the sultry clouds. Take action and bring a breeze. Shake yourself and shake your body and mind in summer. Seek heaven, seek cool and moist rain. Summer is coming, I wish you a happy and refreshing summer!
10. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.
Talking about hot weather
1. Hot sweat describes sweating all over because of hot weather or nervous mood.
2. Pyrometallurgical stones scorch and melt metals and stones. Describe the weather as extremely dry and hot.
The weather is unbearable hot, and there is Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.
I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan. . .
Sadness describes the intense sunshine in summer, which means it is very hot. The sun is like fire, and the rice seedlings are half burnt.
6. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, was completely shut down!
7. It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer; It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.
8. It's too hot to stop!
9. The sunset glow reflects the horizon, and the evening breeze winds around the smoke, which is another summer dance. Sunshine shows concern, cicadas say miss, and I wish to extinguish the flame of summer. May happiness flow in your heart and the breeze of happiness surround you!
10. The weather is unbearably hot-there is also Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.
1 1. It's not hot in summer, but your fiery heart, which is calm and naturally cool. Look at you, listless, lazy and tired. You must have stayed up late again, and your soul was hooked by mahjong ghosts. May you be as beautiful and happy as summer flowers!
12. It's summer. Turn happiness into a breeze and give it to you to blow away the heat. Turn happiness into drizzle for you and douse the heat; Turn good luck into nectar and nourish your heat; I wish you good luck and happiness in summer.
13. In summer, it's cold and big. Hot summer, cold winter. Describe this season with bad weather conditions.
14. In summer, in Gua Tian, I saw the clear sky in Wan Li. There are a few faint white clouds floating. At noon, people can't stand the heat, sweating and panting, so they have to go to the shade to enjoy the cool. Under the scorching sun, all the flowers and trees in the garden look listless. Only cicadas are still chirping in the branches, as if shouting hot, hot! In July of summer, in the blue sky, the sun hangs like a ball of fire, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.
15. Combustion describes extreme high temperature. The sun rises high; The burning tropical sun is scorching vilen. (also describe the pain feeling of being burned or whipped, and describe emotions such as excitement, anxiety, irritability and shyness. Such as burning pain )
16. Girl, married to the headmaster who installed air conditioning in the dormitory.
17. The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.
18. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water! Hope to adopt.
19. In summer, it's cold and big. Hot summer, cold winter. Describe this season with bad weather conditions.
20. The weather is very hot. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.
2 1. Let's stay at home, we can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
23. Take a warm bath at home to prevent heatstroke and cool down; Slow down and avoid strenuous activities; Close your eyes and take a nap to lower the temperature; Wearing cotton clothes is good for perspiration. Cold water washing wrist lowers blood temperature.
24. If you are invited out to eat in this weather, it must be a difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!
25. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
26. The worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Little buddy, are you greasy?
Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
28. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!
29. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense!
30. It's hot and annoying. It's always annoying to see yourself in the mirror.
3 1. Talk about the hot weather: it's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
32. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.
33. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, boiling in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!
34. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, completely closed down!
35. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.
36. It is really hot in summer, and it is really lively in summer. In the early morning, there is already a trace of heat in the air, occasionally mixed with a trace of cool wind. The sun came out, shining on every tree, every grass, every flower and everyone. ...
37. In the hot summer, the sun is strong and it is very hot, and the roasting people can't breathe. Describe it as hot.
When the solstice of summer comes, it is hot, calm and naturally cool. Fame and fortune are indifferent, cheerful and smiling. The friendship between friends is in the heart, and care and greetings will never change. Get together and chat in your spare time and put aside your troubles. The first is the combination of static and dynamic. Don't be lazy because of the hot weather. I wish you health and happiness every day on the summer solstice!
39. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.
40. It is really hot in summer, and it is really lively in summer. In the early morning, there is already a trace of heat in the air, occasionally mixed with a trace of cool wind. The sun came out, shining on every tree, every grass, every flower and everyone.
4 1. I just saw a man walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.
42. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. Really eager to unload the goods early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!
43. The weather is very hot. Describe the weather. The heat in summer won't make us anxious. What makes us anxious is that the plane flies too slowly.
44. By summer, we will eventually die of heat!
45. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!
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