Who has a humorous joke that no one else has heard?

Dad took 13-year-old son into Watsons and passed by the shelf where condoms were placed.

The son asked his father, "Dad, what are these boxes?"

Dad told his son, "These are condoms, which are used for safe sex." .

Son: "Ah! It turns out that these are condoms, and the teacher also said it in sex education class ... but why are there three in these boxes? "

Dad: "Well ... these are for college students, one on Friday, one on Saturday and one on Sunday ..."

Son: "Well … then who will use these six boxes?"

Dad: "Well ... this is for graduate students, two on Friday, two on Saturday and two on Sunday ..."

Son: "hmm ... what about these?" The son picked up a box of twelve. "

Dad took a deep breath and said sadly, "That's for married people, one in January, one in February, one in March ..."

Husband: What time is it? Wife: Ten o'clock. Husband: Is it complete? Wife: It's too early. No one else is sleeping! Husband: I mean ten o'clock sharp? Wife: Eleven o'clock then. Husband: Shit, I asked you if it was 10 sharp. Wife: Shit, 1 1 exactly. If you don't fuck me for a day, you won't feel well, will you? Husband: I'm just asking, is it 10 o'clock sharp? Wife: Fix it. Fix it now.

A mosquito came to town and was very hungry. Seeing a young lady with a towering chest plunged into Meng Bite, her mouth was full of silicone, and she sighed: "Alas, food safety is too problematic! Where can I find safe milk? "

One day, condoms and sanitary napkins were chatting together. The condom said to the sanitary napkin, Sister, don't go to work. As soon as you started work, I lost my business for seven days. Hearing this, the sanitary napkin said to the condom, "You are satisfied. If you fucking leak, I won't have a job for ten months! " !

There is a couple who are very loving and have sex for almost 30 days a month.

One day, my wife suddenly felt unwell. As a result, the doctor said after examination: You are a person who has too much sexual intercourse and causes menstrual pain. You must stop having sex for three months, or your life may be in danger.

After returning, the wife told her husband about it, so they had to put up with it for three months and sleep in separate rooms. However, only a week later, the husband couldn't help but go to his wife's room that night and just saw her leave the room. The wife was surprised to see him and asked, "What's the matter?"

The gentleman said very seriously, "I'm here to kill you." What about you? "

The wife replied shyly, "I'm here to commit suicide."

Tang Priest met a banshee in the Western Heaven. Seeing her big breasts and fat buttocks, she wanted to have sex. When the banshee saw this scene, she was shocked: senior! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?"

"Of course it's awkward." The waiter said.

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China."

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?"

"Of course it's awkward." The waiter said.

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China."

When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum, "What do you do with the leftover gum?"

"Of course, I spit it out." The waiter said.

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China."

The waiter asked, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?"

"Of course I threw it away." Japanese humanity.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and sold to you. "